Disclaimer: Yeah, I own it. If by 'it' you mean the tender crook of my elbow.

Beta-ed by: Debraelq

AN: To Charlie-girl23; if you are interested in Puck/Finn, I haven't written anything yet but I have a work in progress Puck/Finn/ Jesse/Kurt fic coming up if you're interested. To any other anon's asking questions it would be easier to have an email address or some way to contact you to reply to any questions. There's no need to be shy :)

Timeline: Tuesday

-Chapter 34: Interested-

Rachel brought the underwear out of her bag and tossed it at Jacob.

"Now, take it and leave."

He shrugged. "I may ask for more later," he began, nonchalantly, "I have a new piece in the works, and I'm sure you'll be... interested."

She glared as he strode off, sniffing her panties before pocketing them.

-Breaking the Rules-

Kurt and Mercedes sat at a table to the far left side of the cafeteria. While that may have sounded like an alright place to be there table was, in fact, right in the center of Loserville.

In front of their table were the math and science dorks, snorting over jokes that made no sense to anyone else in the room. Behind Kurt and 'Cedes were a bunch of people who thought they could sing but in reality they had no talent what so ever. They were discussing how they exceeded the standards of any singing group in the school while performing horrid vocal runs. And, finally, to the left of them were the 'fatties', they were chomping down hamburgers and chips like they were oxygen, and they needed to continue eating to survive. Much like sharks needed to keep swimming to live, Kurt mused before deciding that he could not stand to watch the sight of them devouring the cafeteria food supply any longer.

He focused his attention back to Mercedes who was comparing two kinds of scarves to wear to school tomorrow. She had been describing them both for the last 15 minutes and Kurt hadn't been paying any attention to her at all… Oops.

"So, which one do you think?" she gazed at him expectantly.

Oh, shit… erm. The voice laughed. "D-did, you say something about a-a blu-white one?"

She shook her head, huffing slightly. "You did not listen to a word I just said, did you pretty boy?" 'Cedes smirked.

He shrugged slightly and took a sip of water. He'd decided not to eat stupid cafeteria lunches anymore.

He spotted Noah casually walking over and inwardly cheered... success! Food heading this way.

As Noah passed, he dropped a paper bag onto the table before standing there for a second and smirking.

"Hello, you two. Can't be seen in the retard area for long, or they'll assume I've gone queer. Now I need a nerd to steal lunch money from or I'll lose my following." He winked before sauntering away.

Mercedes mouth hung open slightly.

He merely shrugged and opened his newest present. A small smile on his face.