This is what happens when you trust a bunch of dead bodies
Hooray! The ending is so close, I can taste it!
"Hey, umm, we might want to get out of here." Kaiman said.
"Why's that?" Ruby asked.
"Well, there is a bomb just ready to explode." Kai said, pointing to said bomb. A minute was left on the timer. "And I'm pretty sure that I'd be the only one who can survive a bomb ripping a hole into Limbo." Kai pushed the three of them, Smiles holding Mini in the crook of his elbow, like a mother would a baby. Kai suddenly stopped, turning back to the bomb. He ran quickly in its direction.
"Wait! What are you doing?" Ruby yelled.
"Making sure that is the last of those Titans." Kai replied, lifting a rock easily twenty times bigger than himself over his head. "Get out of here!"
"You sure you'll be all right?" Ruby asked worredly.
"Are you kidding? This is the most fun I've had in 371 years!" Kaiman laughed happily. "I'll be right with you." The three ran for cover, followed by the 29 white pikmin.
"Thank hell. I thought they'd never leave." Kai's eyes widened.
"Zanzulus." Kai snarled.
"Miss me?" The dark spirit cackled. His burnt, slightly see-through bones rattled in the light breeze.
"You know, most people stay dead after the first time." The ghost narrowed his black eyes, his red pupils flashing lethally.
"Well, dying five times teaches someone things."
"You must know Hell in and out."
"You would think so."
"I want my body back."
"Oh, does little Kaiman-"Zanzulus spat the name. "Not like being made out of corpses?"
"My body. Give."
"How about I tell you something. What happens when they figure out who you really are?"
"A-Agnes will stick up for me!" Kai seemed a little unsure.
"Oh, poor boy. You would think so. She moved on from people like you long ago."
"N-No. Y-You're wrong."
"You're nothing but a child. She moved past you and..." He cackles evilly."Akuma."
"I-I-I don't care! I don't care!" Though Kai's eyes were shaking slightly.
"Oh?"
"Yeah. I don't care! W-We're still friends! We... we must be." His knees were shaking, and tears were coming to his eyes.
"I don't think so."
"No!" Kai shook his head. "Never again! You tried that tactic 371 years ago. The day you stole my body."
"I already have quite a nice body. Why would I want yours now, Frankenstein?" Zanzulus taunted.
"Wait." Realization dawned in Kai's eyes.
Smiles
"You're just worried." I tell her, sitting down in the clearing about a mile away from the bomb.
"I just can't help feeling like something bad is going to happen." She said.
"Well, you sssssssure have a knack for that." I felt my feet leaving the ground, and a pan in my stomach, and the stitches in my legs snap. My back arches as pain shoots up my spine, and I slump to the ground.
Rattlesnake Jake
Something twisted my coils when Deus ex Machina slammed into the injured kid. Evil was one thing. But that was just. Ooooh.
"Hello inferior creatures."
"Not you again." Ruby groaned.
"Not too pleased to see me?"
"Why don't you stay dead?" She yelled.
"What am I? Chopped liver?" I hissed. At that moment, a huge explosion shook the ground, and a bunch of rotting parts came flying into the clearing.
"Ouch." The pile of corpses said, before pulling itself from the ground, forming into a huge, malformed creature, and then compacting into a person. He turned to the hole in the trees that he caused and he shouted at the top of his lungs. "ZANZULUS!"
"What happened Ruby asked."
"Just a horribly annoying pest. Kept my attention for long enough... Limbo has arrived."
"Freedom!" A huge creature wiggled out of the black. It sort of looked like that weird creature... what did Akuma call it? A Snagret? Yeah, a giant Snagret. Except it had huge, bat-like wings, except it appeared to be made of snake skin. It shook its firey red feathers, before opening its orange beak and screeched loudly. It stepped out on small legs, about the size of a man.
"Hello sister and brother."
"Hello Deus." A girl's voice came from atop the creature. An odd looking girl stepped out from behind the giant mutant Snagret's head. Err... slithered. She had a long snake tail instead of legs, and a crown of feathers. Her arms were wings with sharp, orange claws at the end. She ruffled her green feathers.
"Snavia! We are free!" The mutant snagret screeched.
"That's great Snaggor-pun."
I'm stopping there. I'm really tired.
