Dun-dun-dun! Snaggor and Snavia, the Third Titan. Guess what? Bio time!

Snaggor, Third Titan.

Snaggor was actually the fifth Titan to be formed. Snaggor was once a heartless brute, and a rather rude bully. Until, he fell head over heels in love with a girl. A human girl. Fearing his siblings' disapproval, he used the smallest bit of whatever magic he had, and transformed her into a bird-snake hybrid, just like himself, and re-christened her Snavia. Instead of legs, Snavia has a snake tail. Her arms are just wings, ending in sharp talons. She has a bunch of feathers, like a crown, on her head.

Snavia and Snaggor had many kids together. However, Snaggor's siblings didn't exactly appprove, despite the alterations. Fearing the extermination of their eggs, Snaggor cast them into the Earth, and set them in a hibernative state. Around a month or two later, the Titans are sealed in Limbo.

Three thousand years later...

Apocalypse. No, not the creature, the event. The eggs broke during a rather large earthquake, releasing the creatures into the earth. These creatures are twenty feet long, from beak to tail. These snagrets terrorized for nearly a hundred years...

The last of the humans, in a last ditch effort, poured 72,610 gallons of a special liquid to make everything increase in size, with a special DNA setting to keep anything with Snagret DNA in it to... not grow. However, Snagrets were children of Snaggor and Snavia, who was once human, and passed on human DNA into her children. Everything grew, alright. Everything that didn't have human DNA in it.

With the planet now too big, the Snagrets as annoying as ever, and the flora and fauna having an adverse effect to the spray, the humans turned on the scientists. They took the only rocket, and stranded the scientists. With no actual idea of how to control the ship, they soon crashed into a planet with very little oxygen.

The humans survived, and reproduced. The generations that followed became more and more immune to the toxins. Thus, Hocotate was born.


Warning! There is a nasty, horrific boss in the middle of this


Ruby Gloom

"We're free! What should we do first?" Snavia asked the Titan.

"I don't know. I heard there was something around the lines of Sheep Sweets."

"That's cotton candy, dear." Snavia said. She looked surprised as she noticed that there were more people. "People!" She flapped her arms slowly, allowing her to fly over the trees, and landed in front of us, Snaggor following close behind. "Scuse me. We've been trapped in Limbo for quite a while. Can you help us? We're looking for somewhere where a giant serpent-bird and his wife can go without freaking everyone out."

"Uhhh..." I start. "You aren't what I expected."

"Titans hardly ever." Snavia replied.

"No, I mean... from what Smiles told me- Oh my gosh, Smiles!" I totally forgot about him.

"Hey, I know you! You're that double-chick." Smiles said, smiling widely, his eyes completely unfocused, and slightly crossed.

"Huh?"

"A.I. told me bout chu. Yu're that girl wit de special powers. *laughs lightly* Hey, do the thingy."

"Wh-Wha?"

"You know, the evil-good thingy. I know yu can. A.I. told me."

"I need you to stay still, brother and sister. I'm just going to put these flashy hats on your heads." I turn to see Deus with a rather odd looking hat in his mandibles.

"Heh heh heh. Hey, Dr. D's de-volition-inator. Are you going to make them into DJs too?"

"De-volition?" I ask.

"Volition is the ability to choose your actions, so a de-volition-inator would... take away your free will! Don't put those helmets on!"

"Too late, inferior creature." Deus cackled, and three helmets latched onto the heads of Snavia, Snaggor, and Rattlesnake Jake. "Their volition is mine."

"You can't stop us! We can take them... right?" Olimar asked.

"The helmets. Controller." Smiles said unfocusedly. "Deus has... controller... for... helmets..." Smiles started turning a nasty shade of orange, and passed out. Deus clicked a few knobs.

"We shall leave you. But Mr. Zanzulus wanted me to leave you with this nasty piece of shit." A large portal opened up behind them, and the three of them left. There is the sound of someone clearing their throat.

A/N: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Author notes in the middle of the chapter, bla bla bla. Anyway, the following has disturbing imagery and nasty lyrics, lyrics that aren't mine. And the boss isn't mine, it is from Conker's Bad Fur Day. Just copied them. The faint of heart should not read the rest of this chapter.

"Mi mi mi miii." A new, deep voice said. Out of the portal came a large amount of something brown and smelly.

"Waah!" Olimar yelled.

"What now?" I ask, exasperated. The giant pile of brown shook slightly.

"That can't be good." Olimar thought aloud. The pile started shoving itself upwards. Two shining yellow eyes appeared in the muck, as well as a large slit for a mouth.

"I am the Great Mighty Poo,

And I'm going to throw my shit at you!

A huge supply of tish

Comes from my chocolate starfish.

How about some scat

You little twat!" Wha- I'm still trying to figure out how the thing pulled itself off from the ground. The thing pulled a large hunk off of itself, and chucked it in our direction.

"Incoming!" Olimar shouted. We scattered.


I know, this is unfair. This isn't right. Heck, this is completely nasty.