Alright. I apologize for anyone who was grossed out by the abominable creature that I hope only a few have witnssed. I have become in touch with ghostbuster5 via Pokemon Lake, under the username lichylichy13. Hello GB5. He was the one who originally suggested the Great Mighty Poo to be a boss... and I must admit, it was as interesting as it was nasty.

With all due respect,

Lemony Snicket.


Olimar

I ducked as yet another bucketful of waste flew overhead. This abominable creature was throwing waste at us! I think of how on earth I get into these situations. Meteors. When I get back to Hocotate I'm going to bring up a meteor extermination bill. And I NEVER want to see another piece of excess waste. Though, I have a sneaking suspicion that I would see one REAL soon.

"Oy vey. I knew I should have emptied the tank before leaving the Dolphin." I mumbled. I jumped to th side as another bucketful landed where I was not a second before. I cast a quick glance at Ruby, who was helping a shaky Smiles to his feet, wincing badly, and even whimpering slightly. I tried keeping the attention of the pile of... droppings.

"Hey! Your mother was a toilet!" Okay, it was not the best insult in the world, but it seemed to make the pile very angry.

"How darrre you say so!" G.M.P. boomed, rolling the r. He grabbed a few more pieces and started fliging. I dodged as often as I could, but I occasionaly got splattered in the foul muck, and I could smell it, even through the filtration device in my space suit. I was doing well, but I was starting to get tired, and it seemed that Smiles and Ruby were just not moving fast enough. I would run out of energy, and I woud be completely covered in no amount of Hocotatian electronics would help me then.


(Unknown dimension)

"Now that's what I call a bowel movement." Joked a squirrel, standing on a ledge of what appeared to be, solidified poop. He glanced ovr the edge of the abyss that he flushed the monster down. "Wonder where that goes?" He asked worredly.

He gasped as the cliff suddenly crumbled, sending squirrel, crud, and metal platform, tumbling into the darkness...


The sound of screaming caused me to stop, and the monster to look around in confusion. He looked up, And a scream was cut off in his throat as a metal pad sank into the middle of the creature, sending waste in all drections.

I gasped as I recognized two of my own ship parts scitter out as well, my #2 Ionium Jet, and the Interstellar Radio. I immediately started tugging on the ionium jet, hoping that it would budge. No such luck.

"I got it." Kai had picket it up with a half-rotten clawl. He stuck it in his huge abdomen. He reached for the next one. A huge, slimy brown hand grabbed it at the same time. Ruby gasped as she continued to try to drag Smiles back to the ship.

"Do you really think you'll survive out here?

You don't seem to know which creek your in." At this point the Great Mighty Poo had completely reformed.

Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear.

How do you think I keep this lovely grin?"Here the giant pile grinned, revealing eight yellow teeth.

"How about some more caviar?" He chucked more waste. Uggh. What has happened with my life?


Doofenshmirtz

"Excuse me?" I turn to the voice. It was that boy... the one with the absurd amount of information.

"Yes?" I ask.

"You're Doofenshmirtz, yes?" I nod. "You invented the blow-itself-up-inator, yes?" I frown. How does he know so much? But, I nod again. All of a sudden, I felt a pain in my nose, and the ground came up to meet me.

"Heinz!" I heard Phineas yell. "What the heck is wrong with you?" He asked Dante.

"What idiot would make an invention that blows itself up?" I heard Dante yell. "Because of you, Iris was almost killed!" Through tear-filled eyes, I could see a raven-haired girl, the one with one eye.

"Dante. Calm down. If it wasn't for Mr. Doofenshmirtz's invention we would have never defeated Deus ex Machina." Iris whispered.

"You almost died. I... what would I do if you died?" Dante replied quietly.

"Yeah, touching moment and all. Now, can someone help me to my feet!" I yell. How could they forget me? I am not used to being ignored.

"Sorry Dr. D." Phineas said embarrassedly. Through tears and blood I see Phineas and Ferb helping me to my feet.

"How come kids always aim for the nose?" I rub the sore spot. It was squashed against my face. I sigh, and tug hard, pulling my nose back out to its original length. "Seriously, ow. That makes twice today that I got attacked by someone half my size today. And Perry was not either of them."

*Nrrrrrrrk.* Phineas and Ferb's pet platypus gargled.

"Not one more word out of you!" I reply.

*Nrrrrrrrrk.* Perry said, rolling his eyes.

"Then not one more sound out of you!" I reply. I dust off my lab coat when there was a rather high pitched squeal. "Hey, do you hear that?" The kids shake their heads. The sound suddenly stopped. "Huh? I guess it was just my imagi-" The screeching continued. "Seriously, it sounds like nails on a chalkboard."

"Hey! They're getting away!" A voice called. Huh? I turned to see a kid with long spider legs protruding from his back, dragging a kid from behind one of the columns that held the Auto-Scan Replicators. He was clutching a blow torch in one hand, and a book with the letters P&F on the cover in the other.

"Woah woah." Phineas said, running up to the kid. "Calm down. It's just Irving. He's cool."

"But I can smell it. The scent of burning. On him and his device." The boy said, he shuffled on his four spider legs. He then pointed a claw at the column that Irving had hid behind. "He burned into the device. Sabotage is the word, yes?"

"What?" Irving asked, aghast. "No! It was two kids. One with a triangular head and brown hair. The other was thick and had blond hair. They kinda looked like you and Ferb."

"Thaddeus and Thor!" Phineas gasped.

"Hey! I know them. That's those two knockoffs, right?"


Evil Villains Unity- Phineas and Ferb Division

Thaddeus suddenly froze in his lecture on Phineas and Ferb's vital points. His expression turned hard and his eyes narrowed.

"I am not a knockoff!" He yelled at the ceiling. The other villains stared at him. He stared back. One of the newest villains, of about eighteen, raised his hand.

"Is this going to be on the test?" He asked.


Smiles

"Urk." The grunt escaped my lips. Ruby had layed me down in a chair next to my special computer.

"You okay?" Ruby asked. I glare at her. "Right, stupid question."

"I'll be fine. Just... urgg! Give me a little bit." I groan. Blood was leaking down my leg. "No. Urrg. You sew, right?"

"Yeah. Why?" She asked.

"Sew up my cuts." I could see a shocked expression fill her face.

"N-No, I couldn't." She said.

"You don't have a choice at this point." I moan. "I'm not gonna last long enough." She bit her lip.

"Alright." She slowly reached for a needle. "This might hurt."

"Wouldn't be worse than being hit in the back of the head with a folding chair... or shot."


Olimar

I gasped as Kai fell on top of me, shoving me to the ground. The creature laughed loudly, and pulled hard out a huge chunk from his side, and held the piece of poop in both hands, high above our heads. He pulls back to throw, and...


Zanzulus

I stand above the giant soda can-shaped invention known as a vat. I peak at the book that Akuma was holding. The stolen book. I pick up the half-grown up bulborb, snap the neck, and toss it into the swirling red-brown muck, followed by a Munge Dweevil. Akuma's fingers rub together, sending small black sparks cascading into the mix. I smile as a purple insect leg comes out of it, and lands with a clang between Akuma and I.


I know, I have not updated in a while, and this chapter is relatively short. I'm going to try to update tomorrow too... I'll see how that goes. I am also fixing all errors that I have made. Here's a shout out to ZeldaandPikminforever, who I just recently learned was following along. Thank you! I'm so glad you like it!