Doof: We're back!

Ferb: Sorry we've been gone for so long. Peter got sick.

Peter: Hwick cough cough.

Ferb: Yeeeeeah, he's pretty bad.

Perry: *With germ mask on* I'm not gonna catch that.

Lichylichy: Yeeeeah. Anyway, I'm off to watch Underfist!

Doof: The one with the evil marshmallow rabbit?

Lichylichy: That's right.

Doof: You are crazy.

Lichylichy: I'm talking to a cartoon character. I am fairly certain that I've gone crazy a long time ago.

Disclaimer: Pikmin copyright Nintendo, Ruby Gloom is copyright Nelvana, and Phineas and Ferb are copyright Disney. I a not payed in any way to make this story. It's for fun.


Olimar

That's what I would call a log. Seriously, where are these lines coming from? The Great Mighty Poo now had it right over our heads. He begins to throw it down. When, no joke, a huge role of toilet paper flew out and whacked the creature in the "head" region. The log fell on top of him, slicing him in half. But, that would not last forever.

"Why can't you be like the others, and stay dead!" I heard a voice yell. I turned and gasped as a strange looking creature swayed there. It was a rodent of some kind, except its tail was bushy, instead of naked... and it is wearing a hoodie. A being that are similair to Smiles, Ruby, and I.

"Thanks for the help!" I yell towards the creature.

"Scuse me." Kai replied, getting off of my back. I hop up, and lean back.

"Hey! The crick is gone!" I yell happily.

"Oh. Hello. I'm Conker the Squirrel." The rodent said. "And you are?"

"Captain Olimar. And that's Kaiman Puvera." I pointed at the zombie-creature.

"Yeah yeah yeah. He won't be down for too long." He set the #2 Ionium Jet down, and grabbed the Interstellar Radio and placed it down next to us. He gave them an odd insect kick, sending them ten feet away. He then pushed the reformed Great Mighty Poo away from them and the ship parts. The white pikmin immediately set to work, carrying the #2 ionium jet. Kaiman turned to Poo.

"Yeah! Give him the ol' one two!" Conker encouraged.

"Be quiet!" Kaiman snarled. He picked the creature, pulling it from the ground with a sickening shhlllop! However, the Great Mighty Poo had other plans. He liquified himself, and spilled out of Kai's hands, and splashed over him, sending him to the floor. Kai shakes him off, and G.M.P. pulled himself together and re-solidified, and laughed loudly.

"Ewww." I say, grossed out.

"Yeah, talk about the squirts." Conker agreed.

"Ewwwww." I say again. "Thanks for putting that image in my head."

"You're quite welcome."

"Get out of here! I can hol-" The cliche line was stopped in his dead throat as Poo swung hard, sending Kai into the Dolphin, which tipped over, and a large sound came from the Engine.


Ruby Gloom

"Waaaaah!" A scream escaped my throat. The ship tipped, and the wall became the floor, ten feet below. I felt myself falling. I brace myself for a rough landing. It was surprisingly soft. I open my eyes. When did I close them? I was laying on something soft... and warm. I look up to see Smiles. "Y-You shouldn't of caught me." I say, scrambling to my feet. "Your injured."

"Better than-"

"Being hit in the back of the head with a folding chair. You've said that quite alot now."

"Besides. What kind of gentleman would I be if I didn't help?"

"I assume that's true." I reply, still blushing. He winced.

"Can you finish stitching?" He asked.

"Oh, yes. Of course."


Alternate Dimension Doofenshmirtz

(Long title, eh? I think we'll call him A.D.D.)

"So, does everyone know what they are supposed to be doing?" I ask the group of evil scientists before me. Dr. Diminutive raised his hand. "Yes?"

"This plan does not make any sense. How can one person be in two places at once?" He asked. I laughed loudly. Isn't that obvious?


Zanzulus

The creatures stumbled out of the Vat. The four spider-like legs scuttered it around at a fast pace.

"They've stabalized." Dund said.

"Success. Now to do it... on a... Eheheheheheheh... bigger scale." I turn from my work, and slowly float into the Boss's room. Everyone was leaving. "I'll need you for a few seconds."


Ruby Gloom

I could feel it. In my head. Something just... snapped. The ship turned over itself four times, before landing upright again. We fell from the ceiling to the floor. I slowly got to my feet, while Smiles grabbed his legs in pain. I slowly walked to the exit. I was slowly lowered to the ground. The two wrestled high above.

"WOULD YOU TWO STOP!" The two suddenly freeze. "Much better." I walk forward, along the two who had just fallen against the ground. I smack hard against the Poo.

"Ow." He muttered rubbing the spot.

"GET OUT OF HERE YOU GREAT MIGHT PUSS!" A huge jaw landed next to me, cracking the ground. Kaiman, blushing, leaned over and placed it back in its socket. The Great Mighty Poo slowly slithered backwards.

"Err, okay. Wh-whatever you say." The immense being stammered, holding its hands up in defense. I kicked high, spinning on my foot. The creature yelled in surprise and pain, and ran... sort of. I turn to see Kaiman, who was compacting, Olimar, and a very large squirrel, all staring in surprise.

"What are you looking at?!"

"I think I liked the giant pile of shit better." Conker said to no one in paticular.

"Well, I think we should end it off today." Olimar said, pointing to the sky, which exploded in orange and red. Sunset. The four of us walked back, and I could feel the sudden urge of anger ebb away.

"Sorry for being all snappy. It's just... been rough." I said quietly.

"Hey, you sure stuck it to him! He won't ever come here again!" The squirrel said happily. I sort of tuned out Olimar as he explained everything to the new recruits.

"We're going home soon." I whisper to myself.

"Woah. That is some story." Conker replied.

"So, what about you?" Olimar asked.

"I'm going to be king. I saw my intro." Conker said, smiling.

"Sure, and I'm a blood-thirsty creature of the night." Kaiman replied. Olimar pressed a button, and we were pulled into the ship. Looks like I'll have to be wearing this suit to bed too.

"I'll get us out of here." Olimar said tiredly. He jumped onto a hard metal seat and began to work. "We have liftoff!" He announced, clicking a button. The ship shuttered and sputtered.

"Sound like the Research Pod." Smiles mused. "That rusted hunk of a ship... this can't be good." With one last whir, there was a huge blast, and the ship jumped five feet in the air, and came crashing back down. The scenery outside was spooky, leafless trees swayed slightly, looking like hands reaching from the earth as the sun fully set. The cracking and banging noise from earlier continued. I glanced out the window and gasped.

"Segmented Crawbster." Smiles whispered. There were many of these creatures, all looking like one armed lobsters. Huge one armed lobsters. Bigger than the Dolphin was, tall and wide. Olimar, now panicked, turned the key in the ignition, and the ship made a hoarse choking sound. He tried again. "Sounds like you're flooding it."

"I'm not flooding it." Olimar replied quickly. Kaiman scowled.

"Out of the way." He snarled. He jumped out of the exit. I gasped as he expanded into a huge dome of flesh, covering the ship from harm. A small red mist floated out. I glanced at it curiously. Deep eyes looked black in the darkness. He then closed his eyes, and he turned a soft green. He floated inside. "Calm down. It's me. That shoud hold them for three minutes-" There was a loud cracking noise from the dome. "Two and a quarter."

"I got it." Smiles said, standing up quickly. He winced, and fell back into his seat.

"I got it." Olimar said sternly. He walked out. I followed close behind. He examined the engine, and let out a disgusted sigh. "Feul intake line's busted... electron-conversion tank blown... this valve is broken in half!" He cried in frustration. He slammed a fist into the engine. It didn't respond.

"Oli? You... okay?" I ask.

"Huh? Oh, yeah. I can fix this, but it'll take time. Time-"

"We don't have. Alright." I walk inside. "Listen, can you get the barrier moving?" I ask.

"Probably. Give me... a second." He squinted in concentration. The entirety of the barrier shook, and shrank slightly. I hear the sound of scuttering from outside, and the booming sound of heavy footfalls. "Beady Long Legs. They can climb walls. And giant, dead trees." A small bunch of smoke floated off of him, and it condensed to form a smoky screen. It showed us from Kai's perspective. We were quickly stomping towards a huge, black tree, the Segmented Crawbster's moving as fast they could to get out of the way.

Everything went vertical, and we hit the wall, which was now a floor. We settled on top of the tree. Safe... for the moment. But, despite how Kaiman wanted us to feel. We were stranded.


Day 9

Red Pikmin: 131

Purple Pikmin: 71

White Pikmin: 219

Yellow Pikmin: 158

Blue Pikmin: 273

Ship Parts: 23/30 (That's correct. My ship part count is off, and I'm working to fixing it.)