"Well?" Gibbs said staring at Abby and McGee disconcertingly.
"Umm err, um, McGee has something to tell you, Bossman." Abby said sheepishly.
"McGee?" Gibbs' icy blue eyes stared his youngest agent down.
The whole team, Ducky and Jimmy included, was sitting around the Bullpen. Abby had requested a team "campfire" (as Tony called it) and there they were now.
Tim looked like a deer caught in headlights. "Err, Boss. We, err, have something to tell you guys."
"Yeah, McGee. I got that much." Gibbs said.
Tim took a deep breath. "Abby's pregnant, we're getting married." He let it all out in a whoosh.
Tony fell back in his seat. Jimmy gaped. Gibbs stared. Ducky smiled. Ziva smirked.
It was, of course, Tony who broke the ice.
"Probie and Abby sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I… OW! Sorry Boss."
"What the hell, McGee?" Gibbs growled. "How long has this been going on underneath my nose? Come here."
McGee meekly walked over to Gibbs and grimaced as his head received the deserved wallop. Then he was surprised as he was pulled into a manly embrace. "Congratulations, Tim." Gibbs said.
"When's the wedding?" Ziva questioned docilely.
It was Abby who spoke up this time. "We were thinking sometime in June. Just enough time to plan, but not enough for me to really show."
Tim nodded and snatched Abby's hand. He was still surprised that he was living and breathing.
"Man Probie. You knock up Abby, tell Gibbs you're getting married, and you're not dead? How'd you do it?"
"Well, you see, Tony. First a man and woman must fall in love…" Tim began slowly. "When a man and woman love each other…"
Tony turned a deep purple and sputtered, "That's not what I meant, McLover! AGH! TMI TMI! I'm going to have nightmares!"
McGee grinned at Tony's obvious discomfort. Then became serious. "Umm guys? We have a couple questions to ask you…"
Abby started. "Ziva, I was wondering if you would be my Maid of Honor."
Ziva looked surprised, then overjoyed. "I would, well, I would be honored Abby."
"Tony? I was wondering if you would be my best man?" Tim asked. "Jimmy, I would like for you to be one of my groomsmen."
Both excitedly agreed and started discussing the "bachelor party of the year." Gibbs and Ducky also agreed to walk Abby down the aisle, as her father had passed away some years ago.
The final question came from Abby. "Tony, Ziva, we were wondering if you would be the baby's godparents. I know this is all really fast, but you are the only people we would want."
Tony and Ziva heartily agreed.
Tony grinned widely. "I'm going to be an Uncle Tony!"
Okay, I know all of these have been short. Idk what else to put in them, though. I'm not so good at the romance thing. Suggestions are welcome and loved. =) The actual wedding up next. I know it's going fast, but I want to get to the part with baby McGee.
