Me: Finally, I was able to move my lazy butt to make a new chapter! YES! I dedicate this chapter to YamiAceandNeko, my favorite bestie!

Atem: She doesn't own us, or she would let funimation dub us and turn 4Kids do-

I grab Atem's mouth.

Me: Umm, yeah, so enjoy!

Atem: (muffled) LET GO OF MY MOUTH!

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 PIE!

Pegasus: Well, well, well. If it isn't Yugi-boy.

Yugi: OH MY GOSH IT'S A GAY OLD DUDE! Oh It's only Pegasus.

Mana: What's the difference?

Pegasus: What was that my dear?

Mana: I said that a crazy scalpel holding nurse is about to kill you.

Ryou: (suddenly waking up at the words "nurse") What? Oh, DIE!

Ryou shot the nurse with his laser gun. When the dust cleared, a crater formed beside the old one.

Bakura: I DIDN'T TAKE RYOU'S CREAM PUFFS! Oh, umm, hi Pegasus.

Ryou: What did you do to my cream puffs 'Kura?

Bakura: Didn't say anything.

Malik: So… what's Pegasus doing here?

Pegasus: I'm here because I thought I was the last human here. I was wrong and decided to tag along with you guys.

Tristan: As long as you don't rape anyone. I heard on discovery channel that gay people tend to do that.

Mana: Tristan, that's vampires.

Tristan: Ooooohhh. Oh. They looked too girly.

Atem: You've been watching the Twilight Saga. That wasn't discovery channel.

Tristan: Oh. I'm probably the next stupid idiot in this story since Duke and Joey are dead. Aren't I?

Everybody nods their head.

Tristan: RYOUXMANA4EVA MAKE PEGASUS THE IDIOT!

Me: nope. You're more fun to torture.

Atem: See? Even the auth-! OH MY GOSH!

All of a sudden, a needler came up to them, waving its arms ferociously at them.

Yugi: Why is its head on its butt?

Mana: No time for stupid questions!

Atem: DIE YOU DEFORMED NINJA!

KA-BAM!

Atem: Keep a pistol at your side at all times.

Yugi: Rebecca, we need to move!

Rebecca: Wh-? Oh! Umm, lets go.

Mana handed Rebecca Joey's spade.

Mana: Use that with pride, a good man used that, and he's now in heaven.

Rebecca: Joey's dead?

Atem: (glaring at her and saying this quite viciously O.O) Yes, now let's go.

As they walked, a smog went past them.

Malik: OMG! A WALKING SMOKE MONSTER!

Ryou: It clearly says "Don't smoke or you'll look like me."

Mana: Oh just die.

Klik-BAM!

Mana: There goes your anti-drug.

They stopped at a locked super mall. Rebecca and Yugi broke it with Joey's spade. When they went in, they blocked the doors and checked it out inside. No creature was here. Nor a crazy psycho who wants to end their lives.

Mana: I guess we get to crash here.

Everyone fixed up their sleeping bags and lay for the night.

2 hours later, Midnight…

Yugi: Yami, why you still awake?

Atem: I was thinking Yugi. Do you like Rebecca?

Yugi: Well yeah. Why you asking?

Atem: Yugi… I, I still love you.

Yugi: O.O Umm… Yami, I'm not gay, and y-

Atem: You're not GAY? What are you talking about! What about before I got my own body? Every night in the millennium puzzle…

Yugi: What the heck Yami! That's ancient history! Back then I couldn't even tell the difference between a girl and a boy!

Atem: I'm sorry I have to force this upon you, my hikari…

Yugi: What are you talk-!

AND CUT!

Me: Oh the cliffhanger! What was Atem talking about? Wait for chapter 5!