Me: Finally, I was able to move my lazy butt to make a new chapter! YES! I dedicate this chapter to YamiAceandNeko, my favorite bestie!
Atem: She doesn't own us, or she would let funimation dub us and turn 4Kids do-
I grab Atem's mouth.
Me: Umm, yeah, so enjoy!
Atem: (muffled) LET GO OF MY MOUTH!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 PIE!
Pegasus: Well, well, well. If it isn't Yugi-boy.
Yugi: OH MY GOSH IT'S A GAY OLD DUDE! Oh It's only Pegasus.
Mana: What's the difference?
Pegasus: What was that my dear?
Mana: I said that a crazy scalpel holding nurse is about to kill you.
Ryou: (suddenly waking up at the words "nurse") What? Oh, DIE!
Ryou shot the nurse with his laser gun. When the dust cleared, a crater formed beside the old one.
Bakura: I DIDN'T TAKE RYOU'S CREAM PUFFS! Oh, umm, hi Pegasus.
Ryou: What did you do to my cream puffs 'Kura?
Bakura: Didn't say anything.
Malik: So… what's Pegasus doing here?
Pegasus: I'm here because I thought I was the last human here. I was wrong and decided to tag along with you guys.
Tristan: As long as you don't rape anyone. I heard on discovery channel that gay people tend to do that.
Mana: Tristan, that's vampires.
Tristan: Ooooohhh. Oh. They looked too girly.
Atem: You've been watching the Twilight Saga. That wasn't discovery channel.
Tristan: Oh. I'm probably the next stupid idiot in this story since Duke and Joey are dead. Aren't I?
Everybody nods their head.
Tristan: RYOUXMANA4EVA MAKE PEGASUS THE IDIOT!
Me: nope. You're more fun to torture.
Atem: See? Even the auth-! OH MY GOSH!
All of a sudden, a needler came up to them, waving its arms ferociously at them.
Yugi: Why is its head on its butt?
Mana: No time for stupid questions!
Atem: DIE YOU DEFORMED NINJA!
KA-BAM!
Atem: Keep a pistol at your side at all times.
Yugi: Rebecca, we need to move!
Rebecca: Wh-? Oh! Umm, lets go.
Mana handed Rebecca Joey's spade.
Mana: Use that with pride, a good man used that, and he's now in heaven.
Rebecca: Joey's dead?
Atem: (glaring at her and saying this quite viciously O.O) Yes, now let's go.
As they walked, a smog went past them.
Malik: OMG! A WALKING SMOKE MONSTER!
Ryou: It clearly says "Don't smoke or you'll look like me."
Mana: Oh just die.
Klik-BAM!
Mana: There goes your anti-drug.
They stopped at a locked super mall. Rebecca and Yugi broke it with Joey's spade. When they went in, they blocked the doors and checked it out inside. No creature was here. Nor a crazy psycho who wants to end their lives.
Mana: I guess we get to crash here.
Everyone fixed up their sleeping bags and lay for the night.
2 hours later, Midnight…
Yugi: Yami, why you still awake?
Atem: I was thinking Yugi. Do you like Rebecca?
Yugi: Well yeah. Why you asking?
Atem: Yugi… I, I still love you.
Yugi: O.O Umm… Yami, I'm not gay, and y-
Atem: You're not GAY? What are you talking about! What about before I got my own body? Every night in the millennium puzzle…
Yugi: What the heck Yami! That's ancient history! Back then I couldn't even tell the difference between a girl and a boy!
Atem: I'm sorry I have to force this upon you, my hikari…
Yugi: What are you talk-!
AND CUT!
Me: Oh the cliffhanger! What was Atem talking about? Wait for chapter 5!
