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"Well lets get on with this, I'll go get the scissors." Edward said going over to the bush.
"Why the hell is everything in the bush?" Bella asked upset.
"Not everything's in the bush Bella, there are also things in the tree." Emmett answered.
"Oh you people have problems!" Bella yelled.
"We have problems, you're the one screaming." Jasper answered.
"Oh shut up." Bella answered.
"Ok, I think I'm doing this right." Jacob said as he took a piece of tin foil and rapped in around Rose's hair.
"Um…not bad, except for the fact that you're supposed to put the hair dye on the hair and not the tin foil", Alice said.
"Oh damn now I have to take all these things out?" Jacob asked. "All that hard work for nothing", he said sadly.
"Jacob….you only put in three." Bella said.
"Oh shut up Bella, like you can do better." Jacob said as he whipped his hands on her shirt.
"Hey!" Bella yelled…..her white shirt was a rainbow mess.
"Oh please Bella, get over it that shirt was hideous!" Alice said.
"Thanks for sticking up for me Alice." Bella said whipping her shirt.
"No problem."
"I was being sarcastic." Bella answered.
"Well then you weren't doing a good job." Alice answered.
Alice was hyperventilating in the corner after she heard her dare…she was more afraid of Wal-Mart then small children were afraid of Emmett….and that was a lot.
"I can't do this! I can't do this! I can't do this!" She yelled as everyone started to stare.
"Oh look at the time, I guess we should leave you hear now…" Emmett said as they all started making there way to the exit.
"NO! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HEAR I'LL DIE I SWEAR I'LL JUST DIE!" Alice said grabbing onto Emmett's leg like a small child who didn't want to go to school.
"Alice get off, you're making a scene." Rosalie said.
"I'm making a scene, have you seen your head lately!" Alice yelled desperately trying to put this off.
"I know, it's horrible." Rose said glaring at Jake.
"Oh shut up, you know I did an awesome job, your just jealous!" Jacob yelled.
"Are you blind dog? This looks absolutely horrible!" Rose yelled.
"Yah…it looks like an alien unicorn pooped on your head." Emmett said…everyone turned to stare at him…...
"What is wrong with him?" Some random guy asked as he walked past them.
"Yah, we don't know…" Edward said sadly.
"Hey, there is absolutely nothing wrong with me!" Emmett screamed at the man.
"God be quite Emmett, you don't need to end up in jail again!" Jasper yelled.
"Hey, speaking of jail look over there." Jacob said pointing to transvestite who was drinking coffee.
"Oh my God, she's after me!" Emmett yelled as he his behind Alice…..yah not the best hiding place.
The man lady waved. "We have to get put of hear!" Emmett said as everyone ran out.
"Are you ok?" She asked a little afraid…Alice was acting like a complete psychopath.
"Do I look ok? I'm tied to a poll in Wal-Mart and ewe I think Bella owns that shirt." Alice said still trying to break free….she would have gotten out already but she didn't want to destroy the shirts…even at Wal-Mart they have a you break it you buy it policy…..and she really didn't want to take these hideous shirts home.
"How did you even get tied hear?" The lady asked as she started untying Alice form the pole.
"My idiot boyfriend." Alice mumbled.
"Uh tied to a pole, been there done that." The transvestite said as she walked by. "Just be happy you're not being assaulted."
"Ok ewe, did not need to know about your experiences." Alice said trying to block that picture out of her head.
"NOW GO AWAY YOU CRAZY! Alice yelled.
"How long have I been in hear anyway?' She asked herself. "Ewe, only ten minutes! This is going to be the longest three hours ever!" she yelled. "What am I suppose to do now that I'm hear anyway?" Alice asked herself.
"Well…I guess I could walk around, right Alice?" She said to herself.
"Yah I guess so Alice."
"Hey Alice did your husband lock you in hear too?"
"He did well wow we have so much in common Alice."
"I love your outfit by the way Alice."
"Oh thanks you too, it's gorgeous."
"Wait a second…..OMG I'm talking to myself maybe that lady was right, maybe I am on crack!" She yelled. "Wait…I think I would know if I was on crack, am I on crack Alice?" She asked herself.
"No, I don't think so." Alice said answering herself.
"Oh thank God! Wait a second…..I'm doing it again!" Alice yelled.
"Alice shut up!" She yelled at herself.
"No you shut up, I was talking first!"
"Will one of you shut up already, people are looking at us." Alice yelled at herself.
"Oh great now there's three of me!" Alice said fake passing out on the floor.
"Oh my God ewe, this floor is nasty!" she said getting up, she had dirt all over her hands.
"Oh will you two just make up already!" Alice yelled "Fine…."
"Now hug!" She demanded herself. "I said hug!"
No one was there so she decided to sing the washing your hands song. "Oh you've got to scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, rub, rub, rub, scrub, rub, scrub; oh you've got to scrub, rub, scrub until your hands are clean." Alice sang.
People were standing in the doorways staring at her, they really had to go to the bathroom but they were way too afraid to enter….
"Come on in are you afraid?" Alice said to the girls. All they could do was shake there heads yes.
"Oh you people disgust me, you're all so mean!" Alice said as she walked out of the bathroom.
"God those girls sure looked like men." Alice mumbled to herself as she walked out of the bathroom… "OMG I was in the wrong freaking bathroom!" she yell whispered.
"I have to hide before people find out and think I'm crazy"….yah like they didn't already.
'But where do I hide?' she thought.
"Oh I know, behind the plants!" Alice said going into the green room…..seconds later the sprinkler system came on.
"Oh this day just keeps getting worse and worse!" Alice cried as she ran back into the main part of the store, this time over to the woman and health product aisle.
"Hey Alice so you didn't die?" Bella asked.
"Oh shut up Bella, your shirts made of ho dog!" Alice yelled.
"What the hell?"
"She must really be loony."
"We left her in too long!"
"No, I'm serious, cheek the tag." Alice said….when she did it was true.
"Oh My God that's weird."
"Hey Bells maybe Jake only like you cause you smell like food." Edward laughed.
"Oh shut up you gay Volvo loving loser, the only reason you like her is for her sent." Jacob yelled.
"Gay Volvo loving loser?"
"Don't ask…
"Alice why the hell are you wearing a Dora the explorer tee shirt?" Jasper asked.
"B- b- b- because they- they- they- ma- ma- made me shop in the ch- chil- children's section!" Alice cried.
Everyone burst into laughter.
"Well you are small….
"This is so not funny!" Alice yelled.
"Yes it is..." Jasper said.
"I wouldn't be laughing too hard jasper, your next!" Alice smiled evilly.
"Hey, where's Emmett?"
"He was afraid to come back….."
"What happens if I don't do the dare?" Jasper asked.
"Um…if one of the guys doesn't do his dare all the other guys have to…spend an hour shopping at the mall with me, and if the girls don't do there's….they have…take there tops off." Alice said in compromise.
"Hey, I didn't sign up for that!" Bella yelled.
"No, but I did." Jake said, Bella sneered at him, while Edward tried to stop reading Jake's disturbingly perverted mind.
"Oh would you stop it with the thoughts!" Edward yelled.
"You don't have to look in my head!" Jacob yelled standing up.
"Boys please, not another fight." Rose said getting in between them.
"Shut up peacock, I can handle this." Jacob said pushing her aside.
"Does it really look that horrible?" Rose asked.
"Yes." Everyone said in unison….Well except Jake…he didn't want to admit he did a horrible job.
"First let's do you makeup." Alice said leaning over him, he could have sworn the character on her shirt was laughing at him.
"Stupid evil Dora the Explorer." Jasper mumbled…why the hell was she even still wearing that shirt?
"Jasper are you talking to inanimate objects again?" Alice asked.
"Maybe…." Jasper mumbled.
"I swear your getting as bad as Jacob, first that clock and now a tee shirt." Alice said as she started applying eye shadow.
"I told you I thought it was a real dog….and I swear that shirt was smiling at me." Jasper said. "Ouch, that hurts what the hell are you doing trying to poke my eye out?" Jasper asked as Alice applied the black eye liner.
"And why so much black? Do you think I'm emo or something?" Jasper asked.
"I always have." Alice muttered, oh and by the way that dog you thought you saw was a rock." Alice said as she went back to the makeup table to get lip gloss.
The rest of the family was listening from down stairs. "Jasper I said stop licking it!" Alice yelled.
"But it tastes so good."
"I don't care if it tastes like cotton candy I said leave your lip gloss alone, and don't rub your eyes you're going to ruin your makeup! Oh God you see what you did now your mascara is running!" Alice yelled.
"So glad I'm not in his position." Jacob muttered.
"Alice is turning Jazz into jasmine." Rose snickered.
"Ouch….stop…..no! Please…..it was just a dare! I'm sorry please stop hitting me with the lamp…..Lady you may be a black belt but I don't think that's such a great idea if you're pregnant! Oh I hate Karate! Please don't hurt me I'm Doctor Cullen's son!" Just then everyone stopped.
"Oh so this is that Edward boy he's always talking about." One lady said.
"No…his other son." Jasper said.
"Oh, you mean Emmett?' The lady asked.
"No, Jasper."
"He's never mentioned a Jasper."
"This is a fraud girls! If Dr. Cullen had three sons he would have said something, he loves talking about his children."
"Yah, he even talks about that Bella girl and that Jacob boy." The lady said.
"What the hell? He talks about Jacob and not me?"
Before he could say anything else they ladies started beating him again…..Luckily his family came in time…
"Ladies please stop!" Carlisle said as he ran into the room.
"Oh so this is your son, were so sorry, it's just you've never mentioned a Jasper." Kerry said.
"Yah…why haven't you mentioned a Jasper?" Jasper asked.
"Um….." Carlisle started.
"Truth or dare!" Jasper yelled.
"But-"
"I said truth or dare!"
"Oh God." Carlisle said hitting himself on the head God knows what Jasper could be thinking…
