Five months later Approximately
"Dear Diary,
It's been a few months since Puck duct taped me to my bed and a lot has changed. For a starters I haven't been writing in here for a while.
Hey bloggers. It's me. Yeah... Puck. Sorry I haven't been around I've been hanging out with my girlfriend. Yeah, you heard right GIRLFRIEND. You heard me girls. Puck is officially off the market. I know, I know it will be a massive loss to all. You may be wondering who the lucky girl is? Well it's none other than Sabrina Grimm. I can hear gasps of shock through the computer screen as I have my chief ape type this as I dictate. Yes the Sabrina Grimm that I vowed to hate has inevitably fallen for my award winning smile and faint-worthy handsomeness.
Even though he still has a super huge head, still smells horrible and sometimes is the most annoying person on the planet he still makes it up for being really sweet when he wants to. The best thing is that I feel like I can talk to Puck about my problems, he is a pretty good listener when he's serious. I like that he listens and when he knows I am serious he gives serious answers back.
It's a lot easier being in love then those stupid couples in forest. God were they hilarious, especially that donkey guy! Sabrina talks a lot, most of the time I just zone out when she's talking about shoes or whatever. She thinks I'm the best listener in the world because I nod occasionally and grunt. When it's the important stuff like her parents I do listen and try to think what to say if I was Mustardseed who is serious all the time.
Sure, we aren't perfect he still does stupid things and I still get really mad at him. Like yesterday he put slugs in my gum boots and I admit I might of lightly over reacted.
We still aren't Mr and Mrs Perfect, I mean just yesterday I pulled a really small prank, you know so I wouldn't get out of practise. AND SHE TOTTALLY FREAKED OUT. Said all this junk about loyalty and trust, I had to say sorry otherwise she said she would lock me in a room with a hairbrush, a Justin Bieber CD and Daphne. This demonstrated the reason I fell for this girl, that she is a coldblooded, revenge seeking villain. And also the fact that she's cute.
Everyone has reacted quite well with our going out though I think Granny told Mr Canis to freak him out so now he won't come into my room without another person. I think Granny even got Uncle Jake to give him The Talk. But beside that Daphne s ecstatic and keeps on talking in her sleep about being an Auntie and bridesmaid dresses so that is slightly worrying.
The family is reacting well with my dating Sabrina. I think they are relieved to be finally related to me, in hopes that their off-springs won't be so ugly now that my DNA is now mixed in. Daphne is positive that she will be an Auntie soon but I sorted her out. The old lady is more cunning than I thought, she had Mr Canis tell me if I broke Sabrina's heart he would personally break my heart in a non metaphorical way.
It's funny to think that only a few months ago I woke up duct taped to my bed. Not enough time has passed for me to be able to laugh at it but it makes me appreciate the changes that have happened since then .It has made it easier to face when I got him back by taping him to his bed. Daphne helped me and we had a fun time torturing him with Daphne's high school musical DVDs. I have to go, Puck promised to take me out to my favourite restaurant. He said he would pay if I paid him back in kisses...
It's been only a few months and already I think I am in love. I think I was always in love with Sabrina and it was during that day which cemented it for us. All thanks to my genius prank! I mean if it wasn't for that... it's scary to think that we would still be in the same position of hating each other. I need to go, my loyal fans, I said I would take Sabrina to that restaurant she likes so now I need to con her uncle into giving me some money.
A/N Puck's blog is on a special network for EverAfter's so only they can read it. Ok I made that up, but I wanted a kind of diary thing for him. I always liked the idea of Mr Canis and Relda... Meh. Hope you liked this one.
