"Jacob you're a bright student I'm sure you'll think of something." Bella said with a smile.

Edward snickered. "Something funny? Would you like to share it with the class?" Bella asked.

"Nothing Miss Swan." Edward said looking down at his paper.

"Oh really?" She asked.

"Well….I just thought it was funny how you thought Jacob was a bright student." Edward said.

"Miss Swan!" Jacob called out.

"Oh what is it now?" She asked getting annoyed with all the questions.

"Can I write two poems, there is more then one person I despise in this group." Jake said glaring at Edward.

"Ooh despise, that's a big word for you mutt, I'm impressed." Edward laughed.

"That's it, you two in the corner." Bella yelled.

"Bella, no need to discourage you but we cant go into the corner…were outside." Edward pointed out.

"Well it that case you go face that tree and you go face that one." Bella said pointing to trees on opposite sides of the forest.

"Fine." Jacob and Edward said in unison as they got up. Emmett couldn't help it, he burst out into laughter.

"Would you care to share what it is that's so funny?" Bella asked Emmett with her big ruler trying to look intimidating.

"Edward's in the corner!" Emmett laughed.

Bella couldn't take it anymore, "That's it you go in that corner over there!" Bella yelled pointing to yet another tree.

"Fine….."Emmett said as he slowly got up.

"Faster!" Bella said about to hit him with her oversized ruler.

"Ok fine I'm going just please don't hit me with the ruler!" Emmett yelled.

"Then I suggest you hurry it up." Bella yelled.

I can not believe I was put in a damn corner! This was all Edward's fault…..and why the hell was I even writing this poem? Why is everyone listening to Bella anyway? I don't know but I better start writing before she yells at me again. Now what the hell rhymes with Blondie?

Let's see, Blondie you are such a bitch that if you dress up for Halloween like a witch people would be like, where's your costume?

Hey, this is actually starting to come out pretty good if I do say so myself…..though then again I did think I did her hair nice and everyone else thought it looked like crap so…my opinion means nothing….anyway lets see what else I've got. You constantly nag and brag I don't know how anyone could love you. Hey, that rhymed too, I'm starting to like poetry.

You say I'm the dog but who's the one who keeps barking? Ok well that part didn't really rhyme but hey, it's true…..

I may smell like a tree but you smell like dog pee and the sickening sweetness of a flower. Well part of that is true…..

You hate but you've got to appreciate cause I'm cool and, when I come threw you mouth floods like a pool, cause I'm hot and your not and you know you want me that's why you just drool. There we go, now that's the most amazing poem every, yeah me I did such a good job.

(Edward's point of view)

I laughed when I heard what Jacob was writing, such an idiot, he wouldn't know good poetry if it bit him on the butt. Now let's get back to my poem. Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, how shall I start, well I can tell you this I want to hit you with a tranquilizer dart. Yes, that's a very nice start, truthful yet it rhymes…..anyway back to writing.

I want to crush you and smash you until you are dead, because all you ever think about is my Bella in bed. Hey, that rhymed again, oh yah I rule!

Ok that's really good, lets keep it going…..Bella is mine, no matter how much you beg or whine you will never win, cause I have her heart and you are a sin. Um hum that's so the truth...lets keep it going. I know you'll never understand but I want you out of hear, vamoose goon, why don't you go join a band. Sing your little love song but while you are remember this Bella and I are long gone and you will slowly die in an abyss.

Ok, that's long enough; I've got this one in the bag.

(Rose)

Well let's se what can I say about that retched dog? I might have a few things….Dog you suck and you think you can fuck but you don't have a girl, no one wants you. Ooh, very nice start.

You say people drool but you need to go die in a pool…actually maybe an ocean, I'll push you. Damn right I will.

You drive me insane, and you think I'm so vain but you don't know me…He really doesn't know me…..I am so cool I rule which brings me back to saying, weren't you going to go die in a pool? You should get to that, don't worry I'll drown you….

You say that I'm blond but that's all you ever say, and for your information I'm not blond, no not today….

Why you ask…well you should know you cut my hair and it looks like a fro…no people with a fro look better then me my hair looks so horrible I hate you! I wrote so hard I ripped a hole in the paper. …

(Alice)

Now Jasper you are my mate and I love you…but you tied me up in Wal-Mart which makes me want to kill you, so this I why I'm writing this to you. I wrote. Ok now that I've got that down might as well start this thing. I thought…

I was, locked in Wal-Mart, trapped because of you. There was absolutely nothing to do. You tied me to a wall which makes me apaul not only you but this whole family too, you're all dodo, Oh yah, I can rhyme, this is coming out so nicely!

(Emmett)

Who am I suppose to write about? Well Edward annoys the hell out of me so how about him…..Edward you annoy the hell out of me!

Well that's pretty self explanatory; I think I'm finished….

(Jasper)

Who should I write about? Oh I know my horrid father who never talks about me, let's make this poem about him. I thought as I began to write.

Carlisle you say you're my father. If you're such a great father then why not talk about me? I thought you loved me ? Hey this doesn't rhyme…..oh whatever…..rhyming is for happy people…I'm not special enough to rhyme. It's all cause my daddy doesn't love me! )=

"Ok let's see one for Edward." Bella said giving him the paper.

"Who hates me?" Edward asked glaring at Jacob.

"Don't look at me I wrote about Blondie." Jacob defended himself.

"Then who….Emmett!" Edward yelled looking at the paper.

"Um hum." Emmet said confidently.

"What the hell did I ever do to you?" Edward asked.

"I don't know why don't you read and find out." Emmett said.

"Ok, dear Edward, I hate you because you annoy the hell out of me explanation point explanation point explanation point…..Emmett why does this go on for four pages?" Edward asked.

"Because I felt that was necessary, and that's not all I wrote, go to the end of page four." Emmett smiled.

"P.S. you also suck because you don't let me call you Eddie." Edward read. "Wow, that was some poem Emmett." Edward said sarcastically.

"Thank you."

"Ok next up lets see, there are three for Jacob." Bella said handing him the papers.

"Oh joy, I feel so loved." Jacob said taking his papers.

"Let's see, Edward, Rose, and…..Seth….What the hell man!"

"Well….."

"I thought you loved me." Jacob said.

"Hey, don't blame me you almost killed me tonight." Seth defended himself.

"Yah, only because you sold me out! Oh you know what I don't even care, I might as well just read these damn things….now what does Blondie think of me?" He asked as he read.

"Um Bella." Jake said as he stopped reading.

"Is she allowed to curse in this?" Jacob asked.

He could hear Emmett's thoughts about playing with the puppy and taking care of it and sighed. "Emmett, think about it, if you got too rough with the puppy you might accidentally kill it. You would really be upset then.

Some one will give the puppy a good home. Okay?" he asked hoping to get his brother's mind off the puppy. They pulled into the driveway moments later and headed to the back with the flowers.

There was no sign of his mother or sisters…yet.

"I wouldn't eat Jazzward! Just like you wouldn't eat that human you stalk!" Emmett laughed a little "What was her name? Ooh! Beella~~! You smell sooo goood! I could bite you! Who cares about biology when you sit next to mee! Let's start anatomy!" Emmett teased Edward until he forgot about the puppy.

"Emmett I didn't say you would eat the puppy I said you'd end up playing too rough with it. Shut up about Bella, Emmett," Edward growled. He put the flowers down by the scruffy looking garden and went inside to look for a trowel.

"Whatever, you are just a 100 year old virgin..." Emmett sighed heavily at the garden, "Damn...maybe I should ask Jazz for help"

I took a quick shower and threw on a plain white t-shirt and some jeans. I passed Alice's room and saw she was still asleep. I crept into her room and stood next to her bed very silently. All of a sudden I banged on her wall and yelled, "FIRE! FIRE! GET OUT OF BED! FIRE!" Just for the fun of it. Alice jumped out of bed screaming and ran downstairs. I followed her, laughing. She kept on running, right out of the front door. I followed, laughing so hard I knew that Esme could hear me in the kitchen, making breakfast. Alice was still screaming when I got outside. When she saw me laughing, her face turned red. "There's no… somebody…it…you?" She stammered. I nodded. I could see her getting angry and she stomped right up to me and got in my face. "EDWARD ANTHONY CULLEN! YOU HAD BETTER BE GLAD THAT WE DON'T HAVE ANY NEIGHBORS! IF WE DID YOU WOULD BE SOOO DEAD RIGHT NOW!