And upon bicycles did the mountains cringe, as seaport after seaport won the battle against the Pigs and the rogues detonated their cages over the sides of the sky sending themselves falling back to earth where they enjoyed lap dances by Venus among other seductresses. Kings on high heights meanwhile, were unaware of the events that transpired while they were drinking the tears of their daughters who wept only for the ones who had no tears for to weep for themselves with.
It is because of these things, which didn't not happen, that the stars then made love and produced offspring onward to send their children to greatness and fortune. The gods meanwhile, looked upon this sight while enjoying the mutton which their Mongol slaves had bought them at the store with the money they earned through sacrificing to themselves and their animals.
But it could not be, for there and then and always forthwith, the empires hurled themselves into the sun while the daughters of Lilith rose up from Nod and consumed everyone in their paths, causing complete silence throughout the land as wine poured down from the Moon, and Edward promptly hit Mars with his mighty club, sending it a great fiery mass, hurling out toward the cosmos where the musicians picked it apart and enjoyed its tender meat.
And so, as it came to pass that the wild children of Lindor took up their lyres and sang songs of praise to the great gods above who produced much offspring and manna for the little people of the island to rejoice with. But unbeknownst to them both, the rascals of the north plotted their gunpowder revenge against the few nations which hadn't not done them imperfections.
There were none to be found at all. So instead the dancers whirled about the fields, inhaling marijuana fumes sent to them by Apollo and lived in constant fear that Zeus would find them again, redoing what had finally just been undone. But there wasn't hope in wishing such things upon one's self, mother or neighbor. So they came and accepted defeat by Edward who then sent them all with his great club hurling towards Betelgeuse for they were secretly infidels and he knew it.
And on reaching Betelgeuse, they having been sent by Edward's mighty club began attacking the native pixies, leaving their cities flattened as they used their teeth, which doubled as nuclear weapons, to obliterate the many settlements that the pixies did have upon that great world. But just when they had finally scattered the pixies, the dancers were met with an even greater foe that Edward had sent to annihilate them and it was Jacob!
