"Because he's ugly." The nine year old girl stated bluntly while she drank her soda.
"Kikyou…that doesn't give you a reason to steal Naraku's Game Boy." Sesshomaru pinched the spot between his eyes.
"He made me feel bad about myself." She went on.
"How?" He asked.
"Said Beauty and the Beast was a mockery of life and the Beast is too ugly to love and..."
"…Kikyou, that isn't offending you it's giving his…descriptive opinion of a movie."
"Well whatever, who wins here? The one with the stolen Game Boy, that's who." She threw her can in the garbage and he sighed.
"He's really not that bad." He played with the ends of her hair, hearing her quiet purr as she became content.
"He's a beast, Sessh, not the cool, lovable kind either." She explained with her clawing hand gesture.
"Kikyou he…" He sighed and gave up.
"If he was more like you, his stuff wouldn't go missing." She nodded and he eyed her. "If he were quiet and listened and believed what I said instead of arguing with me all the time, then we could be best friends too, but no and now, his stuff goes missing."
"That…doesn't even make sense." He stared and she grinned.
"I know." She toned it down to a cute smile.
"…aw." He continued to stroke her hair.
"See…if everyone in the world were this quiet and listened to what I had to say they would realize how right I am and would all want to follow me and maybe I could lead them and just make everything right."
"You mean like a dictatorship, Kikyou?"
"…maybe." She smirked and he blinked down to her. "…you could be my vice dictator?" She blinked up innocently to him. "And, and…we'd rule the world and be the best and…" She stopped when he covered her mouth.
"…I don't think you should have soda again soon." He let go and she shrugged.
"To show how awesome we are, all the world has to do is shut up." She smiled and closed her eyes. He just stroked her hair silently.
