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Before they could start arguing, I cut in. "No, no. What I've signed you all up for is something you will all enjoy. I've signed you up for ch-"

"YESSS! WHOOO! I LOVE IT! YESS" Emmet stood up and started to happy dance.

"Emmet, he hasn't even said it yet." Alice whispered. Emmet looked around and sat back down. If he could blush, he would be redder than a ripe tomato.

"...as I was saying I signed you up for the cheerleading squad!" I said excitedly. Alice jumped four feet in the air and squealed in delight. Every one stayed in their seat, their mouths hanging open. I glanced at Bella. She was swaying back and fourth and suddenly fainted. Edward immediately started to spaz out.

"Bella! No Bella it will be alright. Emmet! Get me a cup of water!" Emmet ran to the kitchen, only to return with a huge bucket.

"Edward, I couldn't figure out how to turn on the faucet so I found a bucket of cranberry juice instead." He started to swing the bucket back to splash it on to Bella.

"No Emmet! Red stains white-" Too late. Emmet splashed the cranberry juice on Bella. Not only did it stain Bella's white sweater, it stained the white sofa, walls, and carpet.

"EMMET YOU IDIOT!" Edward screamed. "WHEN ESME FINDS OUT-" Just them Esme walked in the room with a duster in her hand.

Edward retorted back, "Emmet, I wouldn't shout to loud. Who knows what might happen to Super Diva Barbie? " Emmet turned even paler as laughter erupted through the gym.

"Uhhhh... I don't care. She means nothing to me." Emmet said as he folded his arms accross his chest.

"Or do you..." Edward smiled evily as he pulled a barbie doll out of his oversised pockets. He pinched it's rubber head until it looked like a pinheaded alien.

Emmet stuck his bottom lip out a shouted, "DON'T! YOU'RE HURTING HER!" Everone started laughing even louder. Emmet lunged for Edward but Edward ran out of the way.

"Emmet, I'd be carefull. One more time and Barbie's head might just 'fall' off."Edward said cooly.

Coach Adeer walked in at that moment. Emmet's face was scrunched up, as if he was crying. "Is there something wrong here boys?" Coach Adeer said. Emmet ran up to her and fell to his knees.

"Please stop that bad man! He took my Barbie! I want her baacckkkkkk!" Emmet sobbed. He buried his face in his hands and started to 'cry'.

"Coach Adeer, I'm very sorry this happened. It was all part of a silly dare. Emmets only pretending to love this Barbie. I'm very sorry for this disturbance so I will just throw this Barbie in the garbage." Edward said with a smirk on his face. Coach Adeer nodded with a confused look on her face.

Emmet fell to the ground and started to pund his fists on the floor. "IT IS MY DOLLY! IT'S NOT A DARE! I WANT HER BACK! WHAAAAA!" He curled up in a ball and started to rock back and forth. Coach Adeer started to say something but Edward quickly interupted.

"You see, Coach Adeer, if Emmet admitted this was a dare, his hair would be died pink. Thats why he's putting on such a show. I really hope you understand. Now 'Ill just get rid of this junk." Edward started to walk over to the trash can.

This was so funny. I was laughing so hard that my sides hurt. I know I should feel bad for Emmet 'crying' and all, but it was just so funny to see the most muscular and manly 'person' in the school, throwing a fit over one little Barbie doll.

When Edward was about to throw the doll into the trash can Emmet screamed, "NOOOOO! SHE IS MY DOLL! I SWEAR! I PROMISE! I LOVE THAT DOLL! DON'T REMOVE HE FROM MY LIFE! I WILL HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR!"

Edward narrowed his eyes and said, "Now you've gone to far." The world seemed to go in slow motion for a minute.

There wasn't a sond coming from the gym. I heard Emmett screaming, "NOOOOOO!" as he leaped for the barblie doll.

Edward's hand onece again started to slowly tug and the barbie'd head. It came off with a loud pop! that echoed through the gym. Emmett fell just short of the trash can.

A gasp ran through the audience at this dramatic moment. Edward dropped the mutated barbie infront of Emmett and cooley walked back to his seat.

"BELLA!" I screamed. "Bella, it's ok. SOMEONE GET ME A GLASS OF WATER!"

"I'll get it!" Emmet said. He dashed off to the kitchen, only to return with a big, grey bucket.

"That had better not be cranberry juice." I warned.

He shook his head furiously and said, "It's definitely not cranberry juice. I made sure." He swung the bucket back and splashed it all over Bella and I. It dripped off us and landed onto the white couch. But this foul smelling liquid was not water. I may not be an expert in food, but I know the difference between water and-

Bella woke with a start. I hugged her tightly and wiped the putrid liquid off her face. She smiled and licked her lips. "Is this grape juice?" She asked.

At that moment, Esme walked in. She took one look at the mess and screamed, "EMMET!"

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We all filed into the car. In a few minutes, we arrived at Mrs. Cope's house. As we hid in the bushes, Emmet glared at Alice, who smiled sweetly at him. He then took a deep breath and knocked on the door. Mrs. Cope opened it while holding her bathrobe tight.

"Emmet Cullen? What are you doing here?" Emmet flashed Mrs. Cope a smile and she was instantly dazzled.

"Good morning, Mrs. Cope. I was wondering if you had a cup of sugar I could borrow, my mom needs some."

Emmet's sexy voice worked. Mrs. Cope's jaw dropped open, her eyes roamed Emmet's bare chest and she threw her bathrobe to the floor. Underneath it was a set of red French lingerie.

"I see, Emmet. Come inside and I'll see what I can do for you" She said, dragging poor Emmet inside.

Alice tiptoed towards the window, but at that moment Mrs. Cope closed the blinds. There was nothing to do but wait.

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