BB: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Alleanye: Do we even want to know?
Shayshaymura: I think it has something to do with her reviews for the last chapter.
Viven: Considering she got one reveiw that said, and I quote, "Hell to the no!"
Illiana: and another that simply said, "Wth"
Alleanye:Yep, that's got to be it.
BB: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! cough
Alleanye: Illi, can you do the disclaimer? I think it's time I go find the straight jacket.
Illiana: BB does not own Naruto, or any of it's characters. That belongs to Kishimoto-san.
BB: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
The words hung in the air. Naruto just blinked. Gaara straightened from his lounging position against the wall. Sasuke just froze, a strange look coming across his face.
"Why would I not like her now?" Naruto asked, tilting his head to look at Neji. Neji just blinked.
"She got pregnant. She ruined her name at sixteen." Neji said, at though that explained everything.
"And why would I care?" Naruto queried. He leaned back in his chair, grinning at the ceiling. "She had the baby, right?"
"Yes, she had a daughter. She named her Lena. Why?" Neji asked, watching the blonde.
"Then I don't hate her. I don't care if she got pregnant. I would care if she hadn't had the baby. Did she keep her, or put her up for adoption?"
"Why do you need to know that?" Neji sounded exasperated. Naruto's grin widened.
"Because just needing to know possible landmines." Naruto said. "If she gave the girl up for adoption, then I won't talk to her about that. But if she kept the baby, then that would be a good topic to talk to her about."
"wow, he's actually thinking." Sasuke said in mock shock. Naruto casually flipped his best friend off.
"Neji, you might as well answer him. I think he's serious." Gaara said, his voice actually sounding shocked.
"Thanks Gaara." Naruto said, sounding sarcastic.
"You would actually go out with my cousin after you know about her daughter?" Neji asked, sounding surprised.
"Yes." Naruto answered. He didn't hesitate, and he didn't sound unsure. Neji felt shock, and an old respect well up inside of him. He had come to respect the kid within a day of meeting him, even thought Naruto had been loud and annoying. But even with all of that, Naruto was intelligent, just good at hiding it.
"Then I'll tell you. Hinata kept the girl, raising her even though she was going to college to get a major in business, and a minor in English literature. All she had asked my father for was him to pay for the school. And she didn't even ask for an expensive school at that." Neji shook his head a little.
Naruto glanced at him. "Thought she was a spoiled brat, didn't you?" he asked in a soft tone.
"Yes, I did." Neji admitted. He was fine admitting things here. Gaara would never open his mouth to condemn him. Sasuke was like a brother that he never had, and Naruto was the brother he never wanted. "I realize now, that Hiashi was an idiot."
"Well, we all knew that." Gaara said from his place. "But, we don't know her ability yet. Let's wait before we see if she's worth her food."
The other three sent him a look. Naruto turned to Sasuke. "You know." He said. "Subaku's are weird."
"You're right about that." Sauske agreed, and both of them ignored the fact that they were being told they were number one.(1) Neji just smirked.
He was secretly happy that he had chosen this family.
Alleanye: BB is still cackling maically, so she's currentlt locked in the basement.
Viven: I think that chapter went smoothly, don't you think?
Shayshaymura: It did. I do like the fact that Sauske got flipped off.
Alleanye: Oh, to clear up one part. there's a 1 in parenthesis after it. Anyways, that meant that Gaara was flipping them both off.
Shayshaymura: It's a thing in BB's family. that's what they call it.
Illiana: (walking in) Okay, i just finished putting the food in the basement. We might be able to let her out tomorrow.
SHayshaymura: I guess that depends on teh reviews for this story, huh?
Viven: OKay People! If we get more then five reviews for this chapter, We'll let BB out of the basement. Considering none of us know how to post a chapter on this website, the next update depends on you!
Alleanye: SHe's right. No updates, untill at least five more reviews. We'll even post their names in the Author Notes, so you cna give them a big round of applause.
Illiana: Not to put a stick in the spokes, so to speak, but isn't that blackmail?
Shayshaymura: Nope, Extortion! And ransom!
