BB:Here's the next chapter. Just so you know, I don't want reviews telling me that I'm evil. The ending of this chapter is all my mom's fault.

Shayshaymura: Yeah, considering she's the one who gave BB the idea!

Illiana: BB, your mom is awesome.

BB: I know -beams-. Just so all of you know, I still haven't let Alleanye and Viven out of the basement. Though I did change 'It's a Small World' with Shayshaymura's redition of the Youth song!!

Shayshaymura: To check out the Youth Song!! just read Some Random Randomness, By BB!

Illiana: I still think that was unnessicarily evil.

BB: I know! -beams-

Shayshaymura: OH! We almost forgot! there are a few reviews that we have to answer.

BB: Shay, you do it. I'm too busy tortureing Alle and Viv.

Shayshaymura: OKAY!!

To fumoko: BB hasn't described Lena yet, because she forgot. But she has it planned in a later chapter. And as fo Hinata's housemates, it isn't Sakura or Ino. It's who BB thought would be HInata's favorite cannon best friend, and another OC. In other words Tenten, and Pemeror Arachnida.

Also to fumoko: No, my life is not based on BB's personal expierences. She has never had anything like what happened to me, happen to her. She jsut went through a two-year long set of depression, and it twisted her imagination. Just wait till you hear the real story about my past. It's really sad. And my past doesn't have a lot to do with this story, but once BB finsihes this one, she wants to write one about Gaara and me. And then my past will obviously play a HUGE role.

To Splode: You have to be my favorite reviewer. I'm serious. Anyways, don't touch Gaara until my story, then see if you want to touch Gaara. But, BB thanks you for your comment about her sewing in the ninja community part, and also thanks you for reviewing. By the way, if you feed Swirly, she wouldn't be hungry! And Kakashi will have a part, just not yet. And BB will include as many of the girls as she can. Tenten already has a place, as does Marsuri, Temari, KArin (BB hates her, but had to add her), Sakura, and ME!! Other then that, she can't make any promises. And No, I haven't read a book by Scott Westerfield, but I will make BB buy it, because it sounds interesting.

Illiana: Now, BB does not own Viz Media or any of it's affliates. And the let the chapter begin! BB STOP TORTURING THEM!


Hinata was doing well on her first day. She had arrived early, met with her cousin, was shown her office, and was set to filing some papers. Neji had shown her how to file it all, considering his filing system was different then anything she had ever seen. But considering he was the head of the publishing department, the way the filing system worked made sense to her.

She had finished filing the papers, and immediately went to Neji to see if there was anything else she needed to do. She knocked softly, and waited, not looking to see the glare from the hairspray commercial receptionist, Rebecca.

"Enter." Neji called. Hinata entered, smiling a little at her cousin.

He was leaning back in his chair with his feet on his desk. This was the most relaxed position that Hinata had ever seen him. He had a mug of coffee in one hand, and was reading something that looked like a manuscript in his other. He was dressed in a black business suit, but the jacket was unbuttoned, showing off his white undershirt and black tie.

Neji glanced at her, and blinked. "You finished the filing already?" He asked, swinging his legs back onto the ground, and leaning forward. The manuscript landed on his desk with a 'thump', and he just looked at her.

Hinata nodded. "I-it w-w-was easy w-when I t-th-thought about it." She said, stuttering some of her words.

"Well, take this to Naruto Uzumaki." Neji said, pulling a file out of a desk drawer, and holding out towards her. She hurried forward to take it. "His office is down the hall, the second door on the left. That way." He pointed to the right. Hinata nodded, and at Neji's nod, left.

She walked quickly to the office, glancing down once at the file Neji had given her. It was thin, and the words 'So you don't bother me' was written on it. Hinata wondered what that was about, but didn't look in it. She just knocked on Naruto Uzumaki's door.

"Come in!" Naruto answered, and Hinata entered. She glanced at him, and realized that Lena had been right. He was the man from the elevator.

He smiled at her, and she blushed, her gaze hitting the floor. When he spoke to her, his voice was laced with amusement. "So you're Hinata Hyuuga, Neji's new secretary. I'm guessing he has something that he couldn't get his lazy arse to bring to me himself?" Hinata glanced back up at him, and noticed that he had one eyebrow risen.

Hinata didn't answer his comment. She just came forward, and moved to hand him the file. He took it, read the words on the outside, and Hinata watched as he started chuckling. He looked at her, and Hinata could see that his blue eyes glittered when he was laughing. She blushed again, and went to looking back at the ground.

"If you could, could you get me a cup of coffee?" He asked, and she blinked. "I know Neji probably has some big job for you, but I need some caffeine, and Sasuke and Gaara told me I couldn't leave this office until I was done with this contract." Her eyes flickered to her desk, and she could see that there was indeed something that looked like a contract there. She nodded and moved to the door.

She stopped with her hand on the doorknob, and realized she didn't know how he took his coffee. She turned slightly, and built her courage to ask. "H-how do y-y-you take your c-c-c-cof-f-fee?" She forced out.

"Two sugar packets, please." Naruto answered. She nodded again, and left as fast as she could.

She hurried to the lounge that Neji had pointed out, and told her that was where she could take her breaks. She slipped in, and went to the coffee maker. She poured some into a cup, poured two packets of sugar in it, and was about to leave when someone stepped into her path. She let out a small yelp in surprise, and almost poured hot coffee on herself.

She made herself look at this person. It was a tall woman, with bright red hair that couldn't decide whether it was going to be curly or straight. She was dressed in a short pair of shorts, with a pink pale shirt, and a pink jacket over it. She wore glasses that hid brown eyes, and was currently glaring at Hinata. Hinata blinked, and looked down.

"So, a Hyuuga?" The woman drawled. "Are you spying?"

"Karin, leave her alone." Another female voice piped up. Hinata glanced in the direction of the voice, and saw a petite girl with short brown hair. She was wearing a light brown turtleneck shirt, that didn't have any sleeves, with a pair of darker brown slacks. She had light brown eyes, and seemed nice.

"Why should I?" The red head, Karin, asked. "What if she is a spy?"

"If she was a spy, I doubt she would be making coffee for Uzumaki-sama, now would she?" The brown haired girl pointed out. She looked at Hinata "Hi, the name's Matsuri. You can call me Mattie."

"H-h-how did y-you know I-it was f-f-for U-u-u-zu-maki-sama?" Hinata asked.

Mattie seemed a little taken aback by Hinata's stutter, but recovered quickly. "He's the only one who takes any sugar. Subaku-sama takes his black, as does Uchiha-sama. Hyuuga-sama takes with only one cream, nothing else." Hinata nodded in understanding, and Mattie smiled.

"I works as Uchiha-sama's secretary. Matsuri's Subaku-sama's secretary. Uzumaki-sama doesn't have one. We think that's because no one's brave enough to take the job." Karin said. Hinata's eyes widened, and Karin laughed sharply and meanly.

Karin stepped out of the way, and let Hinata by. Hinata hurried past, worrying why no one was brave enough to be Naruto's secretary.

All the worst case scenarios ran through her head, and by the time she got back to his office, her hands were shaking. She knocked at the door carefully, and gulped as he called her in.

"Ah, coffee!" He said happily, rising from his seat. Hinata didn't say anything, just moved forward, and held out his coffee. He reached for it, and it looked like he had it when Hinata let go. But it slipped through his fingers.

And but the cup fell to his desk, soaking the contract he was working on and completely covering his laptop with coffee.


Shayshaymura: CLIFFIE!! ISn't Karin evil? And Mattie didn't even have teh chance to stop her. BB isn't sure of karin's apperance, or Mattie's so she impervised. By the way, she and Illi are busy, so I have to ask fo you to review too. I don't get to go help toture people, because the people I torture end up dead. Oh well. Also, BB is now making the Author Notes in bold print, so it's easier to depict it from the story. She's going to go back and change that on all the other chapters too. BYE!