Edward awoke, only to find himself bound and gagged and gradually being broken on a wheel by Jacob, who laughed viciously as the act was performed by him. In the background of this hideous action, the mothers of many children all screamed for naught in the vein hope that someday their lost boys might perhaps return home from the homefront where all weren't not liberated from the freedom of slavery at the hands of slovenly Slavs living in El Salvador. Pigs also flew about the room, encroaching on our private property hatefully like the little bugfuckers they know they are deep down, no matter how deeply they deny it to themselves and us as well.
Edward, not about to bested by his hairy-palmed adversary, began using is mind to blow open holes in the floor beneath Jacob's feet, revealing many screaming souls enshrined in flames of lava and singing a mighty unearthly chorus of eternal song across all ages evermore and then some. Edward laughed at this mercilessly distasteful act which Jacob did put on for them all, feigning nonexistence and hoping to convert people to moon-denialism in doing so.
"Who's the pussy-ass fucker, now, eh?!" demanded, Edward, who then charged at Jacob, picking up Mr. Jack T. Chick and hurling the ancient evangelist at his manxom foe, killing both in the process.
