Plan D

Inspiration: Harry Potter

Basic Procedure: Procure troll. Kidnap the least offensive of Clark's female companions. Lock troll and distressed damsel up together in bathroom of The Daily Planet. "Happen" to stop by The Planet. Hear distressed sounds coming from bathroom. Work with Clark to take down the troll. Secure friendship. If at all possible, avoid forming friendship with distressed damsel.

Status: Failure

Reason for Failure: Due to sizing issues had to use a juvenile troll instead of full-grown one. Chloe managed to subdue the troll (!?) before she could be saved by self and Clark. Clark was upset by endangerment of his co-workers and kidnapping of his friend. Additionally, was accused of developing a habit of displacing/harming wildlife.

Additional Notes: In future, distressed damsel role should be filled by Cat Grant. Lois Lane may be used as an absolute last resort. Avoid plans that might hurt other people or animals. Build shrink ray.