Plan F

Inspiration: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters

Basic Procedure: Learn to play a children's card game, preferably Duel Monsters, but any strategy based card game is acceptable. Challenge Clark to a duel. Behave as obnoxiously as possible. Lose when Clark draws exactly the right card at the last second. Learn a valuable lesson about friendship, trust, faith, etc. Secure friendship.

Status: Failure

Reason for Failure: Clark is horrible at strategy card games. Beat him three times before he got bored. Additionally, he did not give a single speech on the power of friendship or the heart of the cards.

Additional Notes: Card game is less fun without holograms. Contrariwise, it is much easier to play with consistent and straight forward rule set.