Plan H

Inspiration: Glee

Basic Procedure: Learn lyrics to assorted popular songs, mostly contemporary, but a mix of others as well. Convince Clark to join singing group. Gather enough people to fill out numbers. Avoid anyone who isn't worth the risk of becoming friends with. Enter into competition. Throw together song and dance number at last minute. Relative success in competition is unimportant. Secure friendship.

Status: Failure

Reason for Failure: Clark refused to join singing group, citing lack of singing and dancing capability. Was able to convince Clark to show me his abilities in private. Clark was right. Ears might be bleeding.

Additional Notes: Keep an eye on Clark's singing. Distinct possibility of it developing into Clark's next super-power. The world would be doomed.