Plan J
Inspiration: Captain Planet and the Planeteers
Basic Procedure: Skip the magic rings. There aren't three more acceptable people to join the group. Also, one super-powered humanoid in blue, red, and yellow is more than sufficient. Find a company with blatantly horrible environmental policies. Convince Clark to team up and go eco-terrorist on them. Save planet. Secure friendship.
Status: Failure
Reason for Failure: Apparently Clark doesn't "do" terrorism anymore. Was not pleased that I wanted to as well, but agreed not to stop me. Said something about "double-standards." AC and Fish-woman got wind of my plan. Company chosen is notorious in their kingdom for polluting the ocean. Am now "friend of Atlantis."
Additional Notes: AC is about as interesting as drying paint. Fish-woman is equally as terrifying when friend as enemy. Must find a way to end friendship without enraging her. Eco-terrorism is fun.
