Plan K
Inspiration: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Basic Procedure: Collect vampire hunting paraphernalia, including stakes, holy water, crosses, and a lint roller. Find a Hellmouth. Gotham probably has one, but Bat is likely to object, check Cleveland. Bring Clark to Hellmouth and hunt vampires. Lint roll vampire dust off. Offer to share lint roller to prove graciousness. Secure friendship.
Status: Failure
Reason for Failure: Clark insisted on talking to vampires first to makes sure they were evil. Vampire bit Clark. Vampire broke teeth. Vampire ran off into night. By the time caught up – Clark went at my speed – vampire had been decapitated by two guys. Were told to leave "hunting" to the experts. Clark apologized for interfering and made us leave.
Additional Notes: Vampire did not explode into dust when killed. Have Mercy find out two guys' real names and phone number. Call them next time demon or monster shows up.
AN: I didn't want to skip over Buffy or Supernatural, but at the same time it seemed redundant to do both. I hope this combo meets with everyone's approval!
