AN: Some days I really hate FFN. /x/ indicates a strike-through of x.

Plan L

Inspiration: Sherlock Holmes

Basic Procedure: Read assorted mystery novels and watch mystery shows to learn the various tricks. Brush up on violin playing to help cement role as Sherlock over Watson. Go out and find mysteries.

Use combination of my intellect and Clark's /nosiness/ luck, and supervisions to solve crimes. Become even more famous. Secure friendship.

Status: Failure

Reason for Failure: Elaborate mysteries less common than fiction would have one believe. Also, cops, despite being bribe-able, are reasonably competent at solving crimes themselves. Got mad at us for trying to do their job. Clark apologized for interfering and made us leave, again.

Additional Notes: Remembered why I hate the violin.