Plan M
Inspiration: Treasure Island
Basic Procedure: Procure suitable island; consider landscaping one from Plan C. Plant treasure on the island. Hire someone to be "marooned" on island. Hire some "pirates." Buy a ship. Create treasure map. Convince Clark to come find treasure. Convince Clark of need to go by ship (?). Let pirates mutiny (give them blue kryptonite?). With help of marooned islander re-mutiny. Recover treasure. Split treasure between everyone left. Secure friendship.
Status: Failure in primary objective. Successes cross-indexed in BaGD plan book
Reason for Failure: Clark had important article was working on and said was too busy to go treasure hunting. Suggested I take AC instead. At incredulous look changed suggestion to Conner. Was deemed acceptable substitute.
Additional Notes: Conner wanted to drink rum to get "real pirate experience." When told no, assured me that alcohol does not affect him. Need to have a serious conversation with Clark about his parenting.
