BB: Second chapter in 24 hours, Hope this makes up for such a long wait.

Illi: What got you out from under the bed?

BB: Alle telling me that if I didn't get out, I was dead.

Illi: Yeah, I'd get out too.

BB: So would anyone else. Peoples, I only own Rebecca, Lena, and the Mexican dancing Animals. The rest are porperty of Kishimoto-sama. BOW DOWN TO HIM!!

Illi: -sigh- Read and reveiw please.


"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?" Neji yelled, glaring at the dancing little fox on his screen. Hinata winced.

"WHY IS THERE A CREATURE DANCING ON MY SCREEN?" Rebecca screeched.

"WHAT IS GOING ON?" Karin screamed.

"UCHIHA, FIX THIS!" Gaara's roar echoed through the floor, and everyone was silent, frozen. Naruto actually hit the ground, afraid for his life. It wasn't often the Gaara yelled like that, and it was scary.

Sasuke ran out of his office, alarm on his face. "What?" He asked. He stopped, looking down at Naruto on the floor. Naruto was laying there, hands over his head. "Naruto?" Sasuke asked, fighting not to laugh.

"Gaara, mad." Naruto squeaked. He looked up through his hands. "Gaara, yell."

"Uzumaki, get up." Gaara ordered, his voice dark with anger. Naruto glanced over to Gaara's feet next to his head. He scrambled up, standing, brushing imaginary dirt off his clothes.

"I wasn't scared." Naruto muttered. "What's going on?" He asked.

"Some kind of virus was downloaded onto our server." Gaara said. His aquamarine eyes flickered to Uchiha. "Fix it." He demanded.

"I will." Sasuke said, holding his hands up. "Chill, Subaku. Now what is the virus doing?"

"A fox and a raccoon are doing the Macarena on the computer screen." Neji said, walking up to join them.

"Hmm, let me go check it out." Sasuke turned to Naruto. "Go send a memo down saying not to panic about the little dancing animals. It don't need a riot."

"Got it." Naruto said. He turned, moving quickly to his office. He slipped in, and saw Lena with tears pouring down her face.

"Lena?" He asked, slightly worried.

"I'm sooo sorry!" She cried, looking up at him. "I was just checking my email, and then something happened, and it's all my fault!" She laid her head on his desk, sniffling.

'Damn Murphy' he thought darkly. "It's okay, Lena. Sasuke will fix it, and everything will be alright." He moved forward, and glanced at the computer screen. "Wow, that fox dances better then me." He said, blinking.

Lena let out a little choking laugh. "Mom's going to kill me."

"No she's not." He reassured. He grabbed the phone. "Be quiet for a moment." He ordered, and flipped the phone onto the speaker setting.

"Everyone, this is Naruto Uzumaki. I'm here to tell you not to worry about the new creatures on your screen. It's a little mishap with a new screensaver for everyone, and it got a little out of hand. It should be fixed momentarily. Please be patient." His voice rang through the entire building. Lena lifted her head to blink at him.

"Screensaver mishap?" She asked.

"Yeah." Naruto nodded. "I always wanted Mexican dancing animals on my computer, didn't you?" Lena shook her head, but smiled slightly.

The door swung open, and Hinata stood there, her eyes wide. "Don't tell me." She moaned, and Lena winced.

"It's fine, Hinata!." Naruto said cheerfully. "Sasuke will fix it, and I'm sure it isn't as bad as spilling coffee all over my computer."

Hinata flushed, and looked down. Lena looked curiously between them. Naruto grinned, and moved to the door. He stopped by Hinata, and leaned down to whisper in her ear.

"Be nice to her." He murmured, causing Hinata to blush even darker. "She's terrified already." Then he moved around them, and headed down to Sasuke's office.

"How bad?" He asked as he walked in.

"Not bad at all." Sasuke said, his fingers flying across the keyboard. "It's just a little screen thing. As far as I can tell, there's no Trojan horse, no phishing virus, nothing. It's just a cosmetic thing."

"When can you get it fixed." Neji snarled.

Sasuke lifted his eyes to level a glare at Neji. "It'll take me five more minutes until I'm finished." He said sharply. "Be lucky I'm that good."

Neji just glared at him, and turned to walk away. Naruto watched him leave, shaking his head.

"Who peed in his coffee?" He asked the air. Gaara and Sasuke ignored him. Naruto shrugged. "So, it won't take long to fix. That's good."

"Yes, wonderful." Gaara muttered, his voice dripping sarcasm. Naruto winced, and glanced at him. Then he turned and walked away.

Gaara was too scary nowadays.

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"Everything's fixed!" Naruto chirped as he walked back into his office. Lena looked up relieved. Hinata sighed.

"Is she in trouble?" Hinata asked quietly.

"Nope, no damage done, just a couple annoyed people." Naruto said grinning. "They'll get over it too."

"Good." Hinata murmured. "I have to go back to work. Behave, please." She shot Lena a look, and Lena shrunk down into the chair. Hinata nodded at Naruto, and left.

"Well, that was fun." Naruto said, glancing at Lena. She still looked miserable.

"No it wasn't." Lena muttered.

"Probably not, but it made checked to see if everyone was on their toes. And Sasuke fixed it." Naruto moved to his desk.

"Sasuke is the guy with the hairdo that looks like a duck-butt, right?" Lena asked.

Naruto laughed. "I always thought his hair looked like a chicken's butt, personally, but yeah, that's him."

"Okay." Her answer was muted.

"Come on, cheer up!" Naruto said, looking at her. "It could always be worse!"

"How?"

"You could be in big trouble. The virus could've been a lot worse. You could've crashed our servers. There are a thousand possibilities."

Lena rolled her eyes. "You've made me feel sooo much better."

"That's my job!" He smiled.

"You're too happy." She muttered.

"I'd rather be happy, then depressed. Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt and snow globe." He said with a shrug. Lena snickered. "See, I'm getting to you!"

Lena sighed. "Yeah, slightly."

"Good. Now, I'm bored." He moved to stare at the ceiling. "You ever play chess?"

"I was the champion at my school chess competition." She said. "Why?"

"Because I have a set, and I figure it's the safest thing to do." He looked down at her. "Can't have you blowing my playstation up."

Lena stuck her tongue out at him, and he laughed.

Soon they were both sitting on the floor, staring at a chessboard. Lena snickered at him, and easily took his rook with her queen.

"Thank you." He said with a brilliant grin, and took her queen out with a knight.

"NO!" Lena yelled, and groaned. She sighed, and looked back at the board. "Here!" And she took his knight with her bishop.

"Checkmate." He said, moving his second rook into place. Her king was cornered by his rook, a pawn, and his queen.

"WHAT!" She cried in shock.

"Yep, I rock." Naruto said, and laughed as he received a glare.