It was with great reluctance that Chiba Mamoru handed the keys to his girlfriend Tsukino Usagi as he sat down in the passenger seat of his red sports car.

His beautiful, shiny, unmarked, red sports car.

He sighed as she giggled happily and put the keys into the ignition. "Okay," he said gently, "Check the handbrake is on and the gears are in neutral, and then you can turn on the ignition."

The car rumbled softly beneath him as she turned the keys.

"Right. Seatbelt on, and put the clutch down, right down. Okay, now put your foot down on the accelerator gen-"

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Mamoru clutched to the sides of his seat for dear life, "Right. Right okay. Well good thing the trusty handbrake was on, or there wouldn't be much car left." He patted the handbrake approvingly [and thankfully] before looking at Usagi and bursting into laughter. Her face was of pure shock, one hand hovering over the steering wheel and the other gripping onto it for dear life.

Mamoru laughed at his horrified, indignant girlfriend. "Shall we try again?"

Haha, true story. I am an appalling driver, and I almost drove my dad's beautiful new car into the front of our house on my first try. Suffice to say, the only time I was allowed back into the car again, was to ride in the passenger's seat!