Plan S

Inspiration: The Guild

Basic Procedure: Pick an MMORPG to play; must have guilds. World of Warcraft preferable, but MapleStory possible alternative due to Lara-friendly graphics. (Also consider that some MMORPG charge subscription fees, while others don't; may influence Clark's willingness to play.) Start playing game, convince Clark to pick it up as well. Find a group of people in-game who are weird/crazy without being unduly annoying. Form a guild. DO guild-type things while also discussing real world life problems. Secure friendship.

Status: Failure

Reason for Failure: Did not excel at the game as expected. Could possibly even be considered bad at it. Attempts at playing different games were meet with equal lack of results. Conner's attempts to help were appreciated; his laughter was not.

Additional Notes: People online are cruel. Hunt down "lex_luthor_sux07" and extract vengeance. Alternatively, just hack into his account and delete character.