Sorry that last chapter was so short...I had SERIOUS writers block...Also, my parents are back from holiday, and well they don't know I write this kinda stuff... haha...Also...I need to work on my German accent... it sucks.
Uh, on with the fic?
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At first I thought Doc was joking but the look on his face said that he wasn't kidding about anything he'd just say...Oh God, why!? Of all the ideas why that one!
Then he just had to confirm it...
"Ja Scout, I want zpy to follow you. If he does zis then zey will not be able to do anyzik to you..." Spy was looking at him disgustedly and I was looking at Doc like he'd gone even further out of his mind then I wished. "You want me to follow him?"
"Only ven zey have entered ze base zpy. Zen zey won't be able to do anything to Scout ja?" Spy spat back in his face, "Scout can look after himself! After all he is a, " the way he said the next bit made me want to smack my bat straight over his faggot face " 'force-a-nature."
But I knew that if I clobbered him now Doc would end up strapping me to a bed and injecting me with a knock-out drug...Like the did last time. So I gave a grin and said
"Yeah, Imma force-a-nature." then I raised my voice, "With a stalker on the opposite team!"
The french fuck just laughed at me... "Ah mais mon petit! I'm sure you won't give into him, for now au revoir." With that he tapped his watch and the faggot left the room...Supposedly...
...Then I said something what he mustah heard, because he re-appeared and smiled at me, laughed then left again...
Now you wanna know what I said, well it wasn't exactly in the accent I wanted but I said 'Oui, plus tard...' I have no idea what it meant but Doc smiled so it must've meant something good...Then again whenever Doc smiles it's usually bad, so. GOD THIS WAS CONFUSING!
"You have no idea what you just said ja?" I looked at Doc with a 'duh' kinda look, well that's what I hoped I looked at him like.
"You said somevink like 'Yes, later.' My french izn't zat good." Woaaah, I really said that, COOL. I'd have to tell my bro that when I got back.
Now to worry about the gay fucker on the RED team...I know I shouldn't worry but, what else could I do? He was out to get me, OK time for a plan.
Next time...We ain't going into a small room, he may do what he did last time again...Not that I'd- uh back to the plan. Maybe I could try and come into here where Doc'd be...or try and find my other team mates...Then they could either kill him or make him retreat...Yeah, Perfect!
So, the plan is find another team member then he'd have to retreat because he would be out numbered!
Then there was the exception of him beating up that team mate...No, I wouldn't let him. One false move and BAM! I'd bonk him so hard over the head he wouldn't know what hit him!
This plan was almost flawless.
After a while of having a really random conversation with Doc we all got called down to the meeting room by Captain America... Or the guy who thought he was him anyway.
As me and Doc headed to the room I saw hot-head, Lardfat, Hard Hat, and Cyclops all heading down too...Maybe everyone else was already there. I was usually right when I pondered on these things but at the moment I really couldn't be bothered.
As we entered the room the air felt thick, like it did when C'pt'n Am'r'ica was really pissed off about something. Wonder what it was this time. Probably me, as per usual...I love pissin' him off 'cause his face goes all red with anger like his heads gonna blow up.
When we all sat down he immediately raised his voice,
"WHICH ONE OF YOU MAGGOTS STOLE MY SHOVEL!?" oh yeah, forgot about that...
Where did I put that thing anyway?
"IF I DON'T FIND THAT DAMN SHOVEL I AM GOING TO MURDER EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU MAGGOTS WHETHER YOU'RE ON MY TEAM OR NOT!" oh yeah, I put it in Snipes room for revenge. Guess he ain't found it yet.
Now it looked like he was going to take off his helmet and frizbee it around the room hopefully taking our heads off in the process, doubt that's gonna happen though. Oh well look who's here to save the day! It's the Aussie with the time-bombs shovel.
"Is this what all the rackets about?" Snipes said it holding up the shovel what I had hidden in his room for a bit, C'pt'n Am'r'ica started to cool down...aww, I was looking forward to his head exploding! Damn!
...Definately gonna have ta try harder next time.
After the whole awkward silence we were uh 'dismissed', so I decided to head back to my bedroom for obvious reasons of course! Well maybe not so obvious...But still I went there, only to find Doc in there...Why the hell was Doc in my room?!
If only I knew, I...Guess I'll ask him.
"Yo, Doc wassup?" Hah, caught in action! But I ain't the type to yell at somebody for being in my room, he had to be in here for a good reason or well usually I flip on people.
"uh...Nozing Scout, I just thought you had somezing of mine..." His voice was shakey, nervous kinda shakey y'know, like...When you're scared and nervous of something. Have you ever seen a Medic all nervous n stuff? No didn't think you did.
"If it was nothin' Doc you wouldn't be in here...Also, if you wanted something outta my room you would've asked...Who you foolin'?" I saw Doc stand up where he was then a Blue smoke surrounded him to reveal the Spy....What? You expecting me to go 'GASP!' nahh, I don't think so.
"I always thought you were smarter than you looked, this just proves it doesn't it mon ami..." I rolled my eyes at him as he had that fucked-up grin on his face.
"Wha'd'ya want frenchie?" Wow I sounded so plain like I knew him for all my freakin' life, guess I was fed up of him stalking me. Well, he had been stalking me for quite a while now. Wondered why Engie asked me if I smoked really puzzled then I smelt it in my room and started accusing our Spy. Then I asked myself why the hell would he be in my room? He wouldn't so I figured it was the other spy. I was right after all.
"I wanted to make sure you were O.K for our little Scout, he gets worried of you," Pfft yeah like I'm gonna believe that. "Sure sure, I'm fine. Tell him to keep his paws off me."
He laughed. "Paws would be a nice way of saying it. 'owever he is highly protective of you and will do anything to...Keep you in 'is little paws." His...Little paws? Nice reversycology Spy...Gonna take more than that though.
"Tell. Him. To. Leave. Me. Alone." I was suprised by my own sterness, usually I was scared the hell outta Spy's on the battlefield."I'm afraid I cannot do that mon ami,"
"Why the freak not?" He gave that smirk Spies give when they're amused by something...Sick bastard.
"Because mon petit ami, he might kill me. We would not like that now would we. Au revoir for now." with that he disappeared outta my room and somewhere else leaving me to ponder on his words...
...Scout...Kill him? What the heck did he mean by that?
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Writer's block sucks, late chapters suck, fail chapter is fail, fail accent is fail, OOC characters are OOC.
And I hope this chapter is good enough to...Please you lets say. Gentlemen -disappears-
