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"Emperor Zurg!" Someone declared.

They all turned as one; except Sid who had to readjust his helmet to a sixty degree angle and saw that a life-sized Buzz Lightyear was headed towards them. His arm was out and his laser-pointer was directed at Sid's head. He growled and lifted his cannon to stop him.

"Lightyear."

"Zurg."

"Who the hell are you really?" Sid demanded.

"I'm glad you asked that," the blue-eyed, blonde-haired man in the Buzz suit said.

A moment passed.

"Well?"

"Well," He slipped on a purple shower cap, "I…am… ANDY!"

"Andy?" Woody gasped. "You… you know we're alive!"

"Huh? I have no idea what you mean."

"Andy, it's us!" Rex insisted.

"Don't'cha know us?" Slinky said.

"Uh, I have no idea what your talkin' about."

Zurg and Buzz Lightyear circled one another in crouched positions.

"You will be your downfall." Sid told him.

Andy dropped his laser-point arm. "What?"

"Ha-ha, an opening!" He shot a ball straight to his chest.

"Yo-YAAAAAAAAAH!" Andy war-whopped as he sliced in half with his laser.

"E-gads!" Sid exclaimed.

"Andy, oh my god!" The mother tried to get between them.

"I don't know what your talking about." He grinned at her. "I'm Buzz Light-YEH!"

Sid tackled him to the ground, but Andy was able to roll and take control.

"Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!"

"Wow," the toy Buzz rubbed his swirled chin, "The only thing lacking is the sexy voice."

Woody gave him a look. "Yes, well, if our previous owner had dressed up like me…"

Rex took off where he trailed off, "He'd say 'there's a snake in my boo-!"

Sid suddenly blasted him and he inexplicably lost his ability to ever speak again. Ever.

"Finally!" Slinky declared.

Potato and Hamm danced around, while Bull's-eye and Jessie did the hoedown.

"Well," Sid faced Andy again.

"Yeah?"

"I'm gonna destroy your toys."

"Not if I have anything to do with it!" A little girl and her suddenly alive toys – all with pink masks concealing their eyes. Everyone gave each other odd looks at this. "Now I will go-"

"Bonnie, hon." Her grandmother came around and caught her under the arms. "Let's go."

"Yes," the mother added. "And call the psychologist while were at it."

"No." Sid said in a low voice. "Not again!"

Woody suddenly appeared before him, "Yes… Sid." He narrowed his eyes, "Again."

"WAAAAAAAAAA-AHHHHHHHH!"

Sid screamed loudly and ran out into the setting sun.

As he did, Tito caught him in a speeding garbage truck and then drove away.

Hannah drove by in Sid's Toyota truck, her teeth clenched and her knuckles bone white.

"I'm still a bear, damn it!"

A loud siren blared followed by an angry-looking cop in his cruiser.

"So?" Woody said reluctantly when Andy, Bonnie and the others turned to them all.

"Where to begin," Buzz grimaced, rubbing the back of his head.

Rex tried to speak.

"Oh, thank God." Ken whispered to Barbie who nodded in agreement.

Andy wrinkled his forehead and opened his mouth to speak…

To be continued…