Plan V

Inspiration: Community

Basic Procedure: Find an acceptable community college. Enroll, convince Clark to enroll as well. Take at least one class together. Form a study group with a few other members of the class of varying ages/personalities/neuroses. Study/get into wacky hijinks together. Secure friendship.

Status: Failure

Reason for Failure: Clark liked idea of getting a degree finally, but apparently community colleges don't offer any sort of graduate programs. Additionally, was told by Clark that even if we did go to the same school, and undergrad Journalism major and Bio-chemistry graduate student were unlikely to have any classes together.

Additional Notes: Look into grad programs for bio-chemistry at a standard four also signed up for classes at the community college. Apparently neither member of The Daily Planet's star reporting team has a college degree. Explore possibility of subscribing to other newspapers.