I. - The grand finale... I suppose.
"We are gathered here today..." Rev. Stalks started to speak. "To wed in holy union..."
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"Uh, doc?"
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"Yes, Sid."
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"I believe you're heading a memorial, not a wedding." He winked at his accomplices.
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Tito winked back. Bonnie rolled her eyes.
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"Well, all right Mr. Phillips, you are paying me in advance." the reverend flipped a few pages and began again. "We are gathered here today to mourn the lost of Lots-'o-Hugs the bear. Also known as... I'm-a-bear-damnit. And uh..." he snapped his fingers. "The green lizard..."
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"Rex." Woody voiced up, annoyed that they weren't more sorrowful for the toy.
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"Honestly," Buzz turned to them all, unimpressed, "You call yourselves friends?"
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"Dude," Sid turned to him, "Even his own friends wanted him whacked off. But, we cool?"
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Everyone looked to Buzz for his answer. "Yeah," the spaceman nodded, "We aren't hot."
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Soon everyone gathered for a hug of awkward sorts. Except for Lots... and Rex, of course. Yes, Rex didn't make it. Which is really, really, really unforunate because he was loved very dearly. Oh, yes, Rex will be dearly missed as a dearly departed palsy. Yes indeedie. He will.
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*Six Flags theme song plays*
And everyone dances.
The end.
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