Lol this is a follow up of "the Talk"
Lol this is a follow up of "the Talk"! Enjoy Guys!
Disclaimer: I don't own AtLA :(
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Let's Talk About Boys…
A few days passed since the "talk" incident and Aang had fully recovered – thanks to Katara – much to Sokka's disappointment. So, in all of his boredom and moodiness, Sokka decided to try his "talk" approach on Katara. "Hey, Katara, you have a mo'?" he asked cheerily as his sister walked by. She threw him a skeptical look.
"Sokka, this better be quick…" Katara warned.
"Katara – " he started dramatically. " – let's talk about BOYS." Seeing where this was going, Katara frowned and walked away. "Wait! Katara I – "
"SHH! Sokka if you wake up Aang, so help me, I will gladly kill you!" the waterbender whispered furiously.
"I thought you said you were going to kill me after you found your 'talkified' version of Aang."
"No, I said if you ever gave Aang another 'talk' like that again without my permission I was going to defile your manhood." Reflexively, Sokka cringed and move his hands protectively in front of his crotch.
"Look, can't I engage my little sister in polite conversation about boys before she gets married?" Sokka asked innocently.
Narrowing her eyes, Katara replied, "I suppose…"
"Great!" Sokka said enthusiastically as the two siblings made their way to the sitting area in Katara's house. "Okay, so there really is only one thing I want to get out of this conversation: why'd you choose Aang?"
Katara rolled her eyes. "Because I love him, obviously. Is that all?" Of course Sokka wasn't satisfied.
"No, I mean, outta all of the guys we've met, why'd you choose the weirdest one?"
"Sokka, honestly, do we have to do this? Aang completes me, no matter how weird he is, end of story," Katara stated in an exasperated tone. This was a waste of time.
"Well, why not Haru?" Sokka pressed.
"To tell the truth there was something about him that screamed 'gay' or 'perv' to me."
"What about Teo?"
"Not my type."
"Crazy mouth foaming guy?"
"… EW. Just… EW…"
"Cabbage man?"
"Nah, he was all ready in love with his cabbages."
"So there was potential?" Sokka asked hopefully. His sister simply threw him a disgusted look clearly saying hell, no.
"Zuko?"
"Don't get me started…"
"I mean, you two are opposite elements, right? And opposites attract."
"Sokka…"
"And Aang's just a goofball kid two years younger than you."
"Sokka – "
"And what about Aang's Avatar duties?"
"Sokka."
"And most importantly: Zuko's HAWT. I mean, I could bake cookies on him!"
"Sokka."
"You two would've looked so awesome together! And those muscles… OH MY SPIRITS and that hair! He could advertise shampoo or something! And those intense, fiery eyes…"
"Sokka!" (She just can't get a word in, can she?)
"Hot hot hot hot HAAAAWWT!"
"SOKKA!!" Katara yelled. She knew just about every girl who had lain eyes on the Fire Lord (especially the creepy obsessive ones) went completely gaga over him, but SOKKA?! Come on!
"Sokka, a relationship with Zuko wouldn't have worked for three reasons:
A: He loves Mai. They're happily married with a kid on the way.
B: We have totally clashing personalities. Sure, our ethical backgrounds are opposite, but our personalities are almost identical and we would fight all of the time.
And C: I LOVE Aang!!" and with that Katara stood and stormed away. But Sokka wasn't done with her yet…
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The rest of the afternoon Sokka followed Katara around, patronizing her to talk. He would comment things like "Aang's just so weird!" or "But he's so hot compared to Aang," or "I don't get what you see in Aang."
Where was Suki when you needed her? Of course Katara knew that the answer to her unspoken question was that Suki was on bed rest. She was eight month pregnant with her and Sokka's first child. Instead of facing the wrath of his hormonal wife, Sokka sought refuge at his sister's house.
Katara's quota of patience for the day was spent when Sokka exclaimed, "I got it! If you and Zuko got together, you guys could have STEAM babies! Quick! Before it's too late! You must go and have lots and lots of smexy STEAM BABIES!!"
"SOKKA!! Have you some how gotten a hold of some cactus juice?! I. LOVE. AVATAR. FRICKIN'. AANG!! Get that through your thick skull! Besides! I'd rather have cloud babies with Aang than steam babies with Zuko any day!"
A chuckle came from the top of the stairs the tow Watertribe siblings stood in front of. "Aww. I'm touched." Snapping their heads towards the voice, Katara grew very red before she turned to glare at her sheepish-looking brother. Aang came down in pants, his bare chest peeping through the robe he wore. Sleepily he draped an arm around Katara's tiny waist before pecking her on the lips and yawing. "But I think I'd rather wait until after we're married before we have any – how'd you put it? – cloud babies," he continued chuckling.
"Sweetie, I'm so sorry if we woke you! You should go back to bed, I know you must be exhausted from all of that paperwork you did last night," Katara said, throwing a worried look at her fiancée.
Smiling warmly at Katara, Aang kissed the worry lines that appeared on her forehead. "No, no, I'm sincerely interested in what you guys were talking about. Besides, I'm worried if I leave you two alone together that Sokka will upset you, Katara, and I just want you to be happy."
"Aww you're so good to me," Katara cooed before kissing her Avatar.
"Well, Aang," Sokka said, making sure the happy couple didn't get too carried away. "We were just talking about boys. I wanted to know why out of all of the guys we've met she decided to marry the one she found in the iceberg!" A thought occurred to Sokka. "Hey! Do you think if we go out and Katara you work your water hocus-pocus that we could find an iceberg with a hot babe?!"
"You better pray that Suki doesn't find out you said that." Katara threatened, but Sokka wasn't listening.
"Oh yes. A babe wearing only a dress made of seal jerky!" (A/N: lol got that idea from a Garfield comic. Don't own!)
"Oh spirits…" Aang groaned.
"Maybe we should tell Suki," Katara said to no one in particular. That caught Sokka's attention.
"Nu! Don't! Please! She'll kill me! She'll bury me, dance on my grave, and years later dig me up, grind my bones, and scatter them on the wind!" he cried.
"Well then, maybe I should tell!" Katara shot back.
"All I wanna know is why you chose Aang!"
"Enough, Sokka! I told you! It's because – MMPH!" Aang's lips cut Katara abruptly off. The stress in her shoulders visibly melted away as they deepened the kiss.
"Aurgh guys!" Sokka whined. "You know how I feel about you two doing that stuff around me!"
"Go to y'r'own house," Katara mumbled against her lover's lips. Groaning in defeat, Sokka left looking like the little spoiled kid who didn't get his way.
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XD was Sokka an obnoxious moron or what?! lol I hope you enjoyed reading! review peez!
EDIT: holy shizz i didn't these stories were THAT funny! o yah and didn't you guys know? sokka's zutara's #1 fan XD but also the most haterific fan cause he wants zuzu all to himself :9
