Chapter 3: Curse the fan girls and paper work!
A/N: Hello! Chapter 3 up! Really happy to see your reviews and … This may be random but… have you noticed how ants suddenly appear out of nowhere? I mean you leave your sweets alone and after a few minutes… there's a trail of ants trying to steal your sweet… Are ants born from sweets?
I know I know random yeah… ^_^
And did you know I had this stupid grin on my face when I read your reviews?
~enjoy~
Chapter recap:
Tsuna has been tainted…
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(is that even a recap?)
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Yes! Finally! Tsuna understood the meaning behind uke, seme and yaoi… He looks like he regretted asking the wretched question…
"How about the two of you take a seat…" Nezu-sensei who finally regained composture and popped out of the background.
"Ah-HAI!" the two of them said in unison. They walked to their respective seats; some pair of eyes followed them.
"Now let's continue our lesson… Italy has been known for the creation of mafia… BLAH… BLAH… BLAH… and then I the elite graduated…" Italy's history became Nezu Dohachiro's school days. Well a certain few people in the classroom know he's lying (just in case you don't know watch episode …)
~TIME SKIP! ~
Lunch break has started; the trio usually hangs out in the rooftop. To tell you the truth, going to the rooftop was always been a living nightmare. Not for the brunet though…
But for Gokudera and Yamamoto… NO!
It was hard to go to the rooftop without having any traumatizing events, ruined uniforms caused by severe tugging, crowding and biting to death… Yep… life is hard when you got a pretty face…
Poor Gokudera and poor Yamamoto…
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"10th! Please run NOW!"
"But!"
"No buts! Please just go! There is no point in hurting yourself in this!"
"Don't you worry Tsuna, we can handle this!" Yamamoto was showing a strained smile.
"Gokudera-kun! Yamamoto! GOOD LUCK!" The brunet said as he ran to the rooftop.
The brunet dashed to the rooftop, opened the door to it, stopped and paused for a moment to catch his breath. After a few moments, he started to walk along the railings of the rooftop. Nothing more better to do than wait and worry for his friends being blocked by a flock of fan girls. He shuddered at the moment when he tried to recall the last time he got caught up in one of those flocks. As he waited, he started to stare at the view the rooftop was giving him.
Creak.
The sound broke the brunet's gaze. He looked at the direction of the sound to see… Enma!
"Enma!"
"T-Tsuna-kun?"
As fast as the red-head set his eyes on the brunet, he suddenly blushed and looked down. Tsuna though has forgotten about it… NOT! Yes he remembers the eventful morning but regretted after knowing the meaning behind those words. He does admit he inherited most of his mother's genes especially the feminine side- whoa! He did not just admit that! He quickly wiped that clear from his mind.
He signaled Enma to come closer.
Enma obeyed.
They started to unpack their lunch and began to eat.
And once again, silence surrounded them, obviously silence was their enemy. It was unbearable, so they tried to start a conversation…
"Tsuna-kun/Enma" they said in unison.
"Can you/ How about" still in sync
"Maybe/ Say"
"You should go first"
"NO, you should go first!"
"Okay"
"HUH?"
*sigh* both of them completely in sync right now.
Silence enveloped again… That is until there was a sound of frantic running. It caught their attention, inside their heads something like 'thank goodness someone's coming'
They were practically happy that someone broke the silence. Until they saw the appearances of Gokudera and Yamamoto…
The two of them looked like they saw the living hell.
Tsuna and Enma rushes towards Gokudera and Yamamoto.
"Gokudera-kun! Yamamoto! Are you two alright?!" The brunet showing worry on his face.
"10th, please pay no attention to me, this is nothing." The silvernet politely replied.
"This is nothing Tsuna!" Yamamoto showing a smile.
Clearly that is something you cannot say nothing. Gokudera had a few kiss marks on his face, a few scratches, and uniform in tatters, some bruises that was created by tonfas, some of his belongings missing but thank goodness, the Vongola gear was still there.
Lucky for Yamamoto he only got away with a few scratches and his uniform a little torn. Hmph lucky you!
"Since the two of you don't like to be treated how about we eat instead…" Enma silently suggested.
And on cue, their stomach grumbled
"Tch."
"Guess you're right…" Yamamoto smiled sheepishly while rubbing the back of his head.
Then they ate anyways … They gave their attention more on their growling stomaches…
Their lunch silently ended and returned to their classrooms… And faced the living hell once again, except for Tsuna and Enma…
They continued to their classes and time passed by the blink of an eye.
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"See ya tomorrow! Tsuna!" the baseball player waved.
"Bye-bye Yamamoto!" Tsuna waved back.
"10th I will now take my leave." Gokudera excused himself.
"See you tomorrow Gokudera-kun." The brunet said to the retreating figure.
Sawada Residence
The brunet finally reached his place. Truth to be told, he doesn't want to go home. His house… rather his room is full of stacks of papers waiting to be signed.
"You're late." A child's voice spoke
"HIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE~!" The brunet jumped in surprise. "Reborn! Don't do that! You know I get easily shocked!" He shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Then it sucks to be you." The sun arcobaleno said as he kicked his student's back, forcing him to enter his house.
"Darn spawn of Satan…" the brunet silently muttered himself.
"What was that?" Reborn took hold of his pet chameleon, Leon, and transformed into a gun.
"NO! NO! IT'S NOTHING REALLY JUST. DON'T SHOOT!" the brunet panicking at the sight of the gun. "Oh look! My paper works are waiting in my room!" he dashed to his room at full speed while saying "Tadaima!" along the way.
"Okaeri, Tsu…kun?" Tsuna's mother (Sawada Nana) said as she found her son dashing to his room… 'Oh well' and she continued doing her business.
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Tsuna's Room
The brunet quickly opened his room and shut and sealed it quick. No way was he gonna deal with that arcobaleno. He still had many things to do in life and he is not willing to die yet.
"I-I guess I should s-s-start n-now…" Tsuna stammered as he looked at the mountain of paperworks. He grabbed a sign pen, his glasses and started to work. But before that, he needed to sort out the papers…
~after a few hours of sorting… about 5-6 hours maybe~
"Finally! It's finished, now to sign these wretched papers…" The brunet said as he piled in the sorted papers. One by one he signed the papers, each and every one of the papers clean and neatly compiled to the other side of his table.
Tsuna was getting into his work until a certain cow and Chinese kid came in running around his room.
"GYAHAHAHA! The great Lambo-sama has arrived!" That was Lambo still as annoying as always.
"Lambo come back!" The good-natured Chinese girl, I-pin, chased Lambo.
The said kid turned around and stuck his tongue and spanked his own butt. "Lambo-san is not coming!"
"Both of you quiet down! I still have work to do!" The brunet scolded the two kids. It was too good to be true for him to have a peaceful time working.
"Tsuna-san, Gomen nasai." I-pin said politely.
"LAMBO-SAN WILL STILL SHOUT! GYAHAHAHAHA!" Lambo still continued his duty of annoying Tsuna.
"LAMBO!" Tsuna used his boss tone.
Lambo shuddered…
"… Hold … it … in… I CAN'T! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" The kid in cow prints started to throw a tantrum. Throwing grenades everywhere. The grenades went to the sorted paper work and exploded with great timing.
"NOO!~~ MY HARD WORK!" Tsuna complained at the top of his lungs. "Where's I-pin?!" He turned to find that the Chinese girl already left after apologizing. "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME!?"
BOOM!
"What was that?" Tsuna turned his head to see what happened.
"Hello, young Vongola…" A lazy voice said
"AH! Ten-year older Lambo!"
The Lambo of ten years from now still wears cow printed shirts, but not in a childish way. He wore it underneath his blazer that stopped until the chest area leaving it exposed. His eye on his right was closed with a mark underneath. His hair was no longer an afro but it was somehow near to a seaweed design… I meant no offense to people who like Lambo because I like him too! Okay let's change it… how about wavy?
"Yare, yare what a mess you got here young Vongola." The man examined the room. "Well if you'll excuse me now young Vongola…" Adult Lambo turned around going to the direction of the door.
"Ne, Lambo…" Tsuna was in his boss mode. Adult Lamb gulped as he can feel the murderous aura surrounding The Decimo. Well it was never a good idea to mess with people who was surrounded with a mountain of paperworks.
Tsuna grabbed Adult Lambo's shoulder hard. "On what I know, the 10-year bazooka effect can last longer than before… I think you will be staying here for … I don't know 5 hours?"
Adult Lambo paled as soon as he heard the effect.
Tsuna gave a sadistic smirk at him. "Looking at your reaction… I'm correct right?"
Adult Lambo hesitated but nodded slightly.
Tsuna's smirk grew wider. "Then let's get started shall we?"
"Get started on what?" Adult Lambo asked bluntly
"Are you blind? We're gonna arrange these papers."
"Ehhh~?!" Adult Lambo childishly complained. "Ore-sama is not gonna do that!"
"And why is that?" The brunet raised his tone slightly but Adult Lambo didn't notice.
"Ore-sama doesn't like manual labor…" The adult said in a monotone.
"Aw… come on! Don't be like that after all I SAVED your butt more than a thousand times, I CAN'T COUNT on you to help me in dangerous times and …" The brunet gave a pause that caused a tension around the room. " YOUR CHILD VERSION RUINED THE FREAKING PAPERWORKS THAT WERE ALREADY SORTRED THAT TOOK ME ALMOST FOREVER!" The brunet snapped for a moment, he was already in HDWM giving Adult Lambo a very frightening glare. The brunet gave emphasis on Lambo's faults. Ouch! Lambo was struck there … HARD!
"…So you OWE me big time…" Tsuna was glaring at Adult Lambo to death. (Sound similar to 'bite you to death' )
Gulp. Adult Lambo was already sweating buckets, he was near to passing out. And passing out was not an option! If he would pass out, he might wake up somewhere he might regret.
The older man sighed in defeat. "Alright, alright you win… what do I do?"
"Heh… easy…" The brunet still in HDWM looked at the watch on his wall. "It took me 30 minutes to scold you so… Within 4 hrs. and 30 mins. I want you to sort out these…" Tsuna stretched his arms showing the scattered papers anywhere. "If you do not finish this within the given time…"
"I get it! I get it! 4 hours 30 minutes right? I can do this!" The adult was practically panicking but he showed a very forced smile, everyone knows that it's best not to mess with the Vongola Decimo.
The flame on the brunet quickly disappeared and was replaced by a bright smile. "I'm counting on you then!" The brunet leaped out of his room but… "WAAAH! … Itte!(I think that means 'ouch'… correct me if I'm wrong)" he met the floor along the way.
Adult Lambo can't help but sweat-drop and chuckle and sigh… again 'Reborn, your sadistic teachings are rubbing in with the young Vongola'. He took another glance at the scattered piles of paper work. "Now let's get this over with…"
-After 4 hours 27 minutes-
"HAH~! Finally I'm finished! Good thing I hid some papers are placed inside young Vongola's closets… Now to call him…" The older man stretched and then POOF! A pink smoke engulfed Tsuna's room and revealed that the child Lambo is back!
After a few minutes, it was officially 4 hours and 30 minutes. He checked on Adult Lambo if everything was done. As Tsuna opened the door… everything went white…
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"LAMBO!"
The toddler was scribbling on every possible paper in the room.
~Owari~
A/N: to be honest… when I was writing this… I was relating to it
for example: The lunch period, I was actually starving at the time. Then the unison part! We were laughing when everything we said at the same time! Then it got annoying when our synchronized speaking went on and on and couldn't break it up… Ah! Then there was this annoying kids! They kept on throwing me pillows while I was writing this… Kids… they are too innocent =_="
I was thinking of an Omake for this but can't think of any so…~ I was thinking… of creating a random omake… is it alright? If no… I'm still gonna write it :D
-Omake-
I CAN RELATE!
Vongola Primo was watching over Decimo in the ring.
"Decimo… I can see even after 10 generations… paperwork is still the worst enemy of the bosses…" Primo closed his eyes and turned to his right-hand man G. "G! WHY DIDN'T WE CREATE A PAPERWORK LAW?!"
"What the hell are you talking about?!" G was a bit surprised when Giotto (Vongola Primo) yelled out of the blue.
"WHY DIDN'T WE CREATE A LAW ABOUT PAPERWORKS?!"
"A law about paperworks? Why?"
"Look at my poor poor great-great-great grandson!" Giotto was bursting with comical tears as he pointed at the situation.
"What about it?" G looks at the situation Decimo is in.
"He is SUFFERING G!" Giotto was complaining like a child.
"That happened to you too right?" G pointed out.
"Yes, but I don't want my cute great-great-great grandson!"
"Nufufufu~ Look at the situation now!" That was Daemon Spade giving an eerie smile.
The two of them looked.
The brunet was currently scolding two children. Then one went on a rampage… paperworks flew in the air. Adult Lambo appeared.
"OH! That man looks like Lampo!" Asari joyfully commented.
"Since when did you arrive?" G asked
"Just a while ago…" then they continued to watch the situation.
Decimo was in his HDWM threatening Lambo to help with his work.
"That brat has your genes." It was Alaude…
"Hmm~ Since when where you here?" Daemon gave a smirk. Alaude just 'hn'ed in reply. Then they continued to watch.
"Yare, yare… who knew ore-sama has a double…" Lampo, who just happened to pass by spoke as he looked at the situation as well.
G hit Lampo hard. "Baka! That's not your double its your desendant!"
"MY DESENDANT?!" Lampo yelled while tugging his hair.
"Both of you… shut up and watch." Giotto reprimanded the two before it started a fight.
"Hai…" with that said, they continued to watch…
The brunet still in HDWM looked at the watch on his wall. "It took me 30 minutes to scold you so… Within 4 hrs. and 30 mins. I want you to sort out these…" Tsuna stretched his arms showing the scattered papers anywhere. "If you do not finish this within the given time…"
"I get it! I get it! 4 hours 30 minutes right? I can do this!" The adult was practically panicking but he showed a very forced smile while raising a thumbs up, everyone knows that it's best not to mess with the Vongola Decimo.
The flame on the brunet quickly disappeared and was replaced by a bright smile. "I'm counting on you then!" The brunet leaped out of his room full of joy but… "WAAAH! … Itte!" he met the floor along the way.
'That is so~ like Giotto' Everyone in the ring thought in unison, except Giotto
-After 4 hours 27 minutes-
"HAH~! Finally I'm finished! Good thing I hid some papers are placed inside young Vongola's closets… Now to call him…" The older man stretched and then POOF! A pink smoke engulfed Tsuna's room and revealed that the child Lambo is back!
After a few minutes, it was officially 4 hours and 30 minutes. He checked on Adult Lambo if everything was done. As Tsuna opened the door… everything went white…
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"LAMBO!"
"I can totally relate with you right now Decimo!" Giotto face-palmed
-OMAKE-
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How was it good? Bad? Boring? 50-50? Okay? Well it's up to you on what you think… And I forgot to tell you, the 1st generation family was watching everything in a television…
It's up to you if you want to review but I recommend you review but if you don't like to … Then don't I don't get mad easily anyways. But really review… but if you don't it's still alright
Bye-Bye! See you next chapter!
