Wow, you wouldn't believe how hard it was to find a word that started with the letter E that I could actually use. *sigh* Ah well here's E, I guess. Luffy, Kidd, adn Killer are OCC in this letter as well, matbe I should watch a One Piece episode so I'll stop with the OCC-ness. Yeah I think I'll do that. Yep.

FOA: I don't claim any ownership to anything related to One Piece which includes all characters. Bummer.

Killer: Hmm.

FOA: Nani? Well whatever, I still don't have any baccon. *Sob* Darn you Fred!!!

Elegant

The captain of the Straw-Hat crew was many things childish, powerful in his unique way, stretchy, knuckle-headed, sometimes scary, naïve, and to some people it seemed idiotic. While the captain of the Kidd Pirates was just as many things sarcastic, rude, powerful in his own way, 'mean', in need of anger management classes, proud, and as the marines described him as blood thirsty. But both had something in common, if anyone ever thought of either as elegant that person would fall over from laughing. Then depending on if one of the for mentioned people where there could either be smiled at goofily and be asked what was so funny before the questioner got pulled away by a green haired man towards a lion headed ship; or be cut down where he was for having the audacity to laugh at the red head while the red head pointedly told the person while gutting them that they should of kept their stupid thoughts to themselves and how dare they laugh at him.

"Ne, Kidd why does people laughing at you bother you so much? You always get so mad!" The captain of the crew that had burned Enies Lobby looked over to his boyfriend waiting for the answer he was sure to come.

And he waited and waited and waited until finally he got an answer. "It doesn't you idiot, and I don't get mad." The captain of the equally infamous pirate crew known for killing people that laughed at the captain or for the captain's bounty grumpily bit out with a frown.

"That's not true Kidd; you killed that man who laughed at you when you talked about One Piece, and the day before that you broke the arms of those drunkards because they thought you where a women and where hitting on you. And the week before those incidents you permanently maimed that lady who asked you where you got your lipstick from and then I think you seriously messed up that one guys head after he made fun of your name."

"You know what Killer? Shut up…… And why are you even here again?" The anger management needing pirate captain stared or rather glared at his first mate irritably.

"See! It does bother you when people laugh at you…… And hit on you, ask you questions, and poke fun at your name. Wow, Kidd you really do have anger issues." Luffy stared at the red head like he was seeing him in a new light, a light that bathed him in anger controlling related problems that led to violence.

"I know doesn't he?" Killer just had to put his two cents in, again.

Kidd counted to ten twice then went through a mental list of all the reasons he needed Killer to stop himself from lashing out at his oh so supportive first mate opting to use sarcasm, a lot of sarcasm. It also didn't hurt that Luffy was hugging him while humming a song he liked. "God Killer, could you possibly be even more loyal to me?"

"See Kidd was that so hard? All you have to do is try to not fly off the handle so much. And maybe keep Luffy with you at all times, that could help."

"Killer, just shut the hell up."

"Oh! You also chopped that one guys head off after he laughed at you after someone said you have the grace of an elephant in that one bar." Killer said that in a way that almost made Kidd think that his first mate had just remembered that incident and he would have to if he hadn't caught the tell tale snicker that came albeit quietly after.