lol k um… I'm not sure about this one! At first I was completely on the floor laughing and now I'm thinking it might not please the masses D: so pleas review! I need feedback on this one! It is kinda but not really a companion to "Let's talk about BOYS" but not really. K not sure if this belongs here. There is some slightly suggestive content but certainly not too bad. And a pole. And leather and whips. And other things that people might think of as kinky but really throw Sokka into that mix and it's entirely kid friendly! No descriptions of anything! Ps: since I've never been to a bachelor party, I cant say these events take place at one k? Enjoy! ;]
Disclaimer: Don't own A:tLA
Caution: Contains large amounts of insanity
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The Bachelor Party
It was precisely two weeks, 18 hours, 23 minutes, and 51 seconds until Aang's wedding (he had been counting the seconds you see) and Aang had never been so excited, scared, and downright hysterically nauseous in his life. He spent his days living in emotional hell (his nights on the other hand…). But the one thing Aang was absolutely dreading was his bachelor party. He knew it could happen at any moment, any second! So one day he was home alone (his beloved was getting her dress fitted) quietly enjoying some peace and a nice cup of tea. To his surprise and horror, Zuko barged through the door… sleeveless… in tight fighting black leather… whip at hand. Later Aang would deny any claims that he screamed like a frightened little girl. Sokka came in a second later (dressed the same way), armed with a net. "You've brought this on yourself, Aang!" Sokka declared with an evil laugh as he caught the Avatar in his net and wrestled him to the floor. Aang didn't struggle though; he only frowned and pouted in defeat.
"I'm telling Katara all of the awful things you've done to me and then we'll see who's laughing, Sokka!" he growled as Sokka dragged him out the door, down the steps, and through the city. Undoubtedly people stopped and laughed. Here was their Avatar, the most powerful being on the face of the earth, hogmonkey-tied, being dragged through the streets by a non-bender and the Fire Lord who looked as if they belonged in a strip club. Imagine! "Where are you taking me?!" Aang demanded once they had gone through half of the city.
"You'll see, Avatar," Zuko growled with a smirk. When they arrived at their destination, the captive sighed in frustration.
"A club. I knew it."
Sokka and Zuko laughed as they walked inside. "What about old Watertribe traditions?! Self respect? Zuko, I know your fragile HONOR must be hurting! Please guys, Katara's gonna kill me if she finds out!" Aang pleaded hopelessly. He looked around. His guy friends from all over the world, major generals and kings, and the entire male population from both poles (minus children of course) were in the room, drinking and laughing. He could see girls in less-than-modest clothing serving those drinks. Most were his rabid fan girls he noted with a shudder.
"Aw, come on, Aang! You're about to get married to my SISTER in a couple of days! My sister: icky, yucky, emotional, obsessive KATARA. Can't your good ol' man chums do something nice for you to celebrate? Where's that sick sense of optimism of yours?" Sokka jabbed heartily as he and Zuko uprighted Aang into a chair at the center of the room.
"It went and died under a rock," Aang mumbled dejectedly.
At that, everyone had to laugh. "Yeah, well too bad," Zuko said through chuckles. Surfacing from the bar, Hakoda put in his two-cents.
"Come on, Aang, you're gonna be one of the family! All of the men have been publicly humiliated at least once, so it's only fair!" he said with a laugh. Groaning in complete and utter defeat, Aang slumped back in his chair while his bachelor party was forced down his throat.
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Aang had to admit, it was nice seeing all of his friends without needing an excuse like some political meeting. And he sort of enjoyed himself once all of the drinks were on their third round (he of course would furtively evaporate his drink back into the air) and Iroh brought out the Sumki horn. For a while, the others aimlessly attempted a tavern tune. Unfortunately, all good things, no matter how infinitesimally small, have to come to an end. A large cake was brought to the stage and some… well more or less music started. After a moment of hysterical suspense and drunken chanting out of the cake popped Sokka wearing…
"Sokka! Oh my f… YOU DID NOT TAKE KATARA'S BRA!!!!" Aang exclaimed turning slightly purple. Indeed, the warrior's otherwise bare torso was adorned with a blazing red, gold embroidered piece of woman's under clothing. Dropping to his knees, holding his hands up in a pleading manner, and casting a disturbed look towards the heavens, Aang wailed "HEAVEN, STRIKE ME DOWN NOW! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS UNGODLY TORTURE?! WHAT pray tell!" By this point everyone way hysterically laughing on the floor, amused by the Avatar's mental abuse. "That was my favorite one too…" Aang thought in disgust. He had is especially handcrafted for her (man, did those people in the Fire Nation know how to make lingerie!). At the moment, Sokka was standing in the cake (in what appeared to be a black lace thong – not Katara's thank the spirits) playfully squeezing the bra and whatever fake substance was in it, not helping the men on the floor.
"Hey, Aang!" Sokka called over the din. "How come all of Katara's underwear is more or less RIPPED TO SHREDS?!" Everything was quiet as all eyes, red and glistening with tears, turned to Aang. A suggestive growl started a new round of mirth. At that Aang grew very red (as if he wasn't already!). Sure, he might have torn a… garment or two in a fevered haste but never to shreds! And certainly not all of Katara's underwear! In a last ditch attempt at freedom, Aang slunk down on the floor and army crawled towards the door. Once he was in reach of it Zuko and Bumi (damn them) grabbed him by the legs and dragged him back into the nonsense as he clawed the floor. Safely back in his chair, IT started. The… pole dancing… If only the earth could swallow him then and there…
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After the first two gals, Aang decided to suck it up and take it like a man. But the next several acts contained to faces that seemed… familiar. One overly pink girl skillfully danced in acrobatic motions near the top of the pole (gaining many catcalls), another all in black leather skillfully danced with daggers at her bare thighs and at the end of the act she "coincidentally" pinned Zuko's hat to the wall. Yet another (masked as they all were) came out in green warriors garb that stopped above the mid-thigh and fans. By this point, Aang knew what was coming. Oh he knew, he KNEW! A chocolate-skinned beauty floated out in lovely dark blue lingerie. Small diamonds and silver thread decorated the outfit and tiny, silver bells tinkled at her hips. And yet, Aang KNEW what lovely face hid behind the mask (many jaws dropped much to Aang's disgust). After her dance was over the room went dark and the men whimpered. Yes, even the generals, for some of their wives had frolicked before them. Only Zuko stood the slightest chance in his leather and whip. The lights came on and all of the performers were on the stage – unmasked.
And how all of the men screamed.
In seconds, the room was empty, save for the Avatar and the angry wives. With a smug grin of satisfaction (he was innocent, what had he to fear?), Aang crossed the room and held his arms up to the beautiful dancer in blue, who happily obliged. After a savory kiss, Katara murmured, "Shall I kill Sokka for you?"
And with a maniacal smile and chuckle, the Avatar replied, "By all means, murder the whole lot."
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:D review please! I think I'd said all I wanted to say up top but if I think of anything I'll add it :D. There will be a companion piece to this: the Bachelorette Party. It will be the details of what the girls are doing during the time this story takes place. It will be out once I get the proper motivation and inspiration k? I hope u enjoyed this and that it wasn't too appalling!
