A/N: Yay! Chapter 5! Hope you all like it! Enma the homeroom teacher comes! I'm happy to see that you readers are happy. Wait, don't get the wrong idea, it's not like I stalk you or anything…I'm just guessing. You will see here why Tsuna is in his school uniform when he wanted to be in his boss attire BADLY.

WARNING: Some OOC, wrong grammars and spelling and since I don't know the student's names in the class I'll just create my own… so … some OC?

Disclaimer: I don't own KHR in anyways… I also don't own some of the names of the students here that belong to... Beelzebub, Fairy Tail and Maid-sama

CHAPTERS 5- START!

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Chapter 5: HOMEROOM, PINEAPPLES AND BLACKMAILS

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Chapter recap:

"Today is the start of the tribute, be grateful! Because your homeroom teacher is the 10th Simon boss!" Nezu-sensei finished with a grin.

The whole class was shouting in joy and because their class was the luckiest. All of the hot men and beautiful women were gonna teach in their class!

"Shhh, all of you quite down… Now! SIMON BOSS PLEASE ENTER!" Nezu-said full of excitement, eager and happiness.

"Thank you for your nice entrance … Dohachiro Nezu…" A man wearing an expensive suit with a mark of The Simon Company on his left breast pocket entered. "Minna-san Ohayou gozaimasu, I will be you homeroom teacher for this day. You people already know me but I should still introduce right?" That person gave a bright smile that made girls blush. " I am Kozato Enma, Nice to meet you all…"

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"EHHHHH?!" the whole class shouted

-Recap end-

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There were murmurs going around the classroom, and then a brave student stood up and said:

"You're Loser-Enma right? Coming here as the Simon Boss… You've got guts you bastard!"

After that one statement, the class went to an uproar…

"That's right! You're in the same rank as Dame-Tsuna!"

"You're just putting on big airs!"

"GET LOST!"

Then Nezu-sensei butted in. "I believe this needs an explanation, Kozato-kun. I also doubt you're the Simon Boss…" (Enma's identity was kept until Nezu asked him to enter. Why didn't Nezu see Enma's face when they were outside the classroom? Easy, Enma was wearing a mask.)

"Sensei is right! You're just a low life form!"

"Have your parents ever told you that lying is bad!"

The class' complaints went on and on until that one sentence made him snap.

"You're a shame to your ancestors!"

Enma didn't like that statement even one bit. Yes, he can tolerate harsh word but when they talk about his ancestors that way, that's when they crossed the line.

A killer intent was being released from Enma. The classroom's temperature dropped dramatically. The whole class shuts up.

The whole class knew that this was not the Enma they know; the person in front of them was releasing a killer intent. 'Enma can't do that' was the class' thoughts.

"Have you people ever heard the saying 'Don't judge a book by its cover'?"

The class nodded.

"Good, because, awhile ago… you people were judging a book by its cover… And you people call yourselves educated." He gave a cold glare at the class.

"HEY! YOU CAN'T CALL PEOPLE UNEDUCATED! I'M AN ELITE!" Nezu Dohachiro protested.

"Oh really now…" The Simon boss elegantly raised a brow. " If memory serves me well, awhile go, you were doubting me…" The man gave a smug look… smug yet it looked cold.

"…" Nezu couldn't reply back.

"My ancestors are good people. Even if you say that I am a shame to them, your words will not reach them because they are not here anymore." Enma gave a logical answer. "You may insult me but insult my friends or any part of my family, I guarantee that your life will be more than ruined…" The red-head said in a warning tone.

A girl raised her hand.

"Yes?"

"Does that mean you are really the Simon boss?" The girl honestly asks.

"Come here." The red-head signaled the girl to come forward. "The Simon Company's crest was base from my ancestor's eyes, his eyes were unique it was compass like. Now look into my eyes and what do you see?"

The girl looked into Enma's eyes 'Looking up close, Enma is hot!' the girl thought and because of those thoughts she became red, but managed to see his eyes.

"It's the same as the Simon mark…" The girl said in awe… (you know what I'm tired of saying girl, let's name her Mayumi)

"Yes, that proves it uhh…"

"Mayumi, I'm Saotome Mayumi!"

"…Mayumi-san, and the fact that I'm wearing the Simon ring proves that I'm the next heir…" Enma gave a true smile to Mayumi. "You can now go back to your seat…"

"H-Hai! Sensei!" Mayumi blurted out as she ran back to her seated while she was blushing many shades of red. Little did she know that there were girls giving her a jealous glare.

Enma has already expected that this will happen. It was hard to convince people especially when they know you as another character. What more if they will know Tsuna's position…

"Okay, first of all don't call my name with an honorific –sensei. It makes me feel old…" The red-head stole a glance at Nezu-sensei. The whole class notices it and giggles, poor Nezu-sensei… he didn't understand the meaning behind the man's words, despite being an elite…

"Alright then, let's check the attendance…"

"Tenshi Nakamura"

"Here!"

"Lucy Heartfillia"

"I'm Here Enma-sama!"

"ENMA-SAMA?! *sigh* at least it's not –sensei… next Osamu Kanade."

"Present… sir"

"I don't care anymore…" the red-head muttered. "Kiseki Shintarou"

"Here"

"Misaki Ayuzawa"

"Present"

"Oga Tatsumi…" (A/N: Oga doesn't have baby beelzebub here…)

"Here"

""Gray Fullbuster"

"Alive and kicking sir!"

"Put on clothes…"

"Ah! Yes sir!"

"Kouga Yamato"

"here sir!"

"Sasagawa Kyoko… Excused… Yamamoto Takeshi, Excused. Gokudera Hayato, Excused. Chrome Dokuro, Excused. Eto… Kurokawwa Hana"`

"I'm here sir."

"Saotome Mayumi… present… Uhh… Michi Sanade…"

"Present… sir"

Enma gave a warm smile…Michi blushed. " Nami Tamaki"

"Yo! Present Enma-san"

'Finally an appropriate name…' he mentally said

"… Then Tsuna-kun?"

"…"

"Tsuna-kun, you're not here… hmm…so I guess he's ab-"

Before saying that, the sliding door opened revealing a brunet in his school uniform.

"I'MSORRYFORBEINGLATESENSEI!" The brunet said it straight while bowing.

"There's no need to apologize Tsuna-kun, raise your head." The red-head calmly said.

The brunet lifts his head "Arigatou, sensei"

"No need for the word sensei, The way you call me is fine…"

"Alright then… Arigatou, Enma." Tsuna gave a bright smile. That smile made everyone blush, everyone was red right now… except for Enma, he's used to that so it's was normal for him.

"But still really Tsuna-kun, why are you late?" 'And what from I know, you should've been in formal attire like everyone else…" he mentally added.

"Ah! About that… What happened was…"

-Tsuna's POV-

"From what I remember, I was walking a few hours ago to go to school… then I fainted… then when I woke up I was on Yamamoto's back. I didn't want to be a burden so I got out of Yamamoto's back but I fainted again… Then when I woke up moments later, I was in Hibari's office… Uhmm… after that I was told to change my uniform because they were dirty…" - STOP!

I lied on that part… me changing into a school uniform was practically forced…When Hibari-san threw me a school uniform, he said it was an order from Reborn.

Changing into a school uniform was a hassle for me especially when I just woke up…Not to mention that Mukuro… He tried to molest me AGAIN darn it!

Not that I was gonna say that…

I took a glance at Enma if I should start talking again, he gave me permission.

"After that Hibari-san said he had something to discuss about me… he lectured me about punctuality…"

Okay I lied again, but I'll just tell Enma the truth later… What really happened there was Reborn…

~Flashback~

Reborn arrived right after I changed my clothes and allowed my friends to enter.

"Reborn, care to explain why I'm in a school uniform?" I was demanding answers at the time…

"Because it's interesting…" My tutor said

"You have a reason so spill it." Okay I can't help it alright! I'm sick of acting as 'Dame-Tsuna'. "I was looking forward to this you know!" Yes, yes childish but I was really looking to it.

My tutor took a sip from his ever favorite espresso and said "As a boss, you should strengthen your bond between your guardians…."

"Heh~ So you're saying something like… my guardians will be the boss for a certain period of time and they can order me around… and with that our bond will grow…" I was guessing right there, really! I tried to be sarcastic… *ehem* Sarcastic

"Yeah, something like that." He smirked

"Ha~ fine…" I was in defeat. His smirk might look the same as always but when he does that, there is ALWAYS a meaning behind it. And right now I could tell that his smirk said something like 'That was an indirect yes, Baka-Tsuna'

"Herbivore, if you didn't realize, you're already late… "

I looked at the clock, I reverted to Dame-Tsuna…

"Go or I'll bite you to death…" Hibari-san readied his tonfas

"HIIIEEEE! I'm late!" I ran to my class at full speed.

~FLASHBACK END~

-End of POV-

"… And that's what happened…" Tsuna said looking down.

"There's no need to be guilty, just go to your seat…" Enma said while gesturing Tsuna to go to his seat.

"Arigatou…" The brunet said as he went to his seat.

"Class President?"

"Here se- uhh Enma-san!" Misaki Ayuzawa raised her hand.

"Could you right the class' schedule for today…"

"Hai!" the said girl went in front and started writing

"While she's writing the schedule, let me tell you some things about the Simon's History." The red-head glanced at Tsuna. The brunet gave a nod of approvement, it was unnoticeable to the class.

"Alright then… I'll just tell you the history briefly…" the red-head gazed around the class. "First of all, the founder's name was Simon Cozart. He was friends with the founder of Vongola… It was said that the Vongola betrayed him…"

The whole class gasped about that part of history.

"But… everything has been cleared since there was a reason to why that happened. Right now, the Vongola and Simon company are in alliance since the Vongola 10th and I know each other well." Enma gave another warm smile but this time there were a bunch flowers blooming behind him. "Well, that's the brief history of Simon. First was friendship, then betrayal then set their differences aside…"

"Sensei!... err I mean Enma-san, I just finished the schedule." Misaki blushed in embarrassment when she called Enma, sensei.

"No need to be embarrassed, people are not born perfect…"yes, Enma noticed it even though the others thought it was because of Enma's hot appearance.

"Arigatou se- uhh Enma-san" the girl said as she walked back to her seat.

"Everyone, please copy the schedule written on the board."

Everyone obeyed and started to copy but not without a small conversation by some students…

"Say, that person infront … is that really the 'Loser-Enma' we know?"

"Who knows… He completely has a different aura from the one I know. I mean who knew he can be so hot!"

"Mayumi-chan was so~ lucky…" the girl in twin pig-tails, Tenshi cried with comical tears while she pulled her handkerchief with her mouth.

" *sigh* it sucks to be us…" Lucy sighed as she continued writing.

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Class Schedule:

Homeroom : 7:00-8:00 : Kozato Enma

English : 8:00-9:00 : Rokudo Mukuro & Chrome Dokuro

Recess : 9:00-10:20

Science : 10:20-11:40 : Gokudera Hayato

Home Economics : 11:40-12:40 : Sasagawa Kyoko

Lunch : 12:40-1:20

History : 1:20-2:20 : Hibari Kyoya

Physical Education : 2:20-3:20 : Yamamoto Takeshi

Bible study : 3:20-4:00 : Sasagawa Ryohei

Vongola Decimo will appear in any of the time slots

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"Even though we didn't…" Enma spoke

*knock knock* A knock interrupted.

"Come in, it's open…"

A girl in a sleeveless indigo dress entered. "Kozato-san, I have something to give to you…" the girl with an eye patch said shyly.

"Ah… sure, Chrome-san…" Enma reached for the paper. "This is… are you sure about this?" the red-head furrowed his brows.

"Un, Mukuro-sama said that he didn't like 'that person's attitude', so this is his way for getting back at 'him'…" Chrome shyly nodded. Then she became a little fidgety and uncomfortable.

Enma noticed this. "Kaneda-san, staring is not good for your health. And staring causes problems to other people so knock it off…". 'How the hell did you know that it was me?' he thought to himself and just 'tch'ed for being noticed. Then Enma went back to the problem at hand "Still, wouldn't 'he' be mad with you people for doing such a thing?"

"No… there was no need, 'that person' has already agreed indirectly…"

"Indirectly? Ah… somehow I see what happened… it was because of the 'devil', right…"

"Hai… just tell the following people as well to participate in the role-play please…"

"Right, I got it… Thanks Chrome-san. But are you sure 'he' won't get mad?"

" 'That person' is kind so maybe 'he' would let us off…"

"I see your getting uncomfortable again… Kaneda-kun, what did I say about staring?"

The Simon boss gave emphasis on the –kun part, this time he didn't like it since that person disobeyed again. Once again the said man 'tch'ed for being noticed again.

"Please do be careful, you know what they say… Curiosity killed the cat…"

Nope, Kaneda wasn't listening… He was staring again…

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"Kufufu…" A man shrouded in mist appeared behind Kaneda. " I suppose it won't hurt to kill you right now…" a trident appeared before a certain pineapple head's hand. "This is for staring at my Chrome…" The taller man was about to hit Kaneda with his trident.

"Mukuro…" A brunet growled lowly. "Stop it or I'll ruin your prized possession between your legs." He glared.

"Oya, oya if it isn't Sawada Tsunayoshi-kun… This time you are sure to go with my plan…" The man with a pineapple hair style smirked. While Kaneda was as white as a ghost because of the previous assault.

"I'd like to see you try…" The brunet countered.

He forgot that there were people in the room as well… As soon as Tsuna realized this he reverted to 'Dame-Tsuna' in a flash.

"Just kidding! Ahahaha…" Tsuna laughed nervously and looked around if people bought it.

"So he was just acting…"

"I thought that Dame-Tsuna was gonna go insane…"

"For a second there, I thought Sawada was seriously gonna do that… crushing a man's prized possession…"

"Dame-Tsuna looked dangerous there for a second… Not that I cared or anything…"

"That Dame-Tsuna acted like a freaking powerful boss!"

'yep, they bought it…' the brunet mentally said to himself.

"T-Tsuna-kun" the red-head stammered

"What is it Enma?"

"Come here for a minute…" Enma looked pale when he asked Tsuna to come. The brunet walked to the red-head and took a peek on the paper at hand.

Tsuna's eyes widened in shock…

"No way, I'm gonna do this…" Tsuna glared coldly at the paper.

"Demo~ you indirectly said yes~" Mukuro acted like an annoying child.

"No"

"Yes"

"I said NO, pineapple head."

"But I say yes, Dame-TSU-NA"

The brunet's left eye brow twitched. "I will not do this, molester"

"But you have a contract, pathetic-excuse-of-student"

"I can do whatever I want, Pedophile."

A tick mark appeared on Mukuro's temple. "Refusing this means facing my wrath, transgender…"

"I said no! King of pineapples!" Tsuna's eyes were a little watering when he heard the term 'transgender'.

"come on! You owe me big time after kicking me! Boy with feminine features…"

"But you were molesting me, Pineapple breed!" Tsuna was gonna cry any time now…

Mukuro noticed this and took advantage. "I suppose you're right, but that doesn't mean I can blackmail you into it…"

"Oh no, you don't!" Tsuna raised his tone… not that Mukuro cares.

"Oh yes, I will…" Mukuro replied with a mocking tone.

Tsuna had tears at the edge of his eyes.

"Mukuro-sama, I think you're going too far…" Chrome interjected.

"Rest assure My Chrome, he's gonna give in, in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…"

"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'LL DO THIS FREAKING ROLE, JUST DON'T THINK THAT I'LL BE COOPERATING PROPERLY DARN IT! I HATE YOU FREAKING, PEDOPHILE, MOLESTING, BLACK MAILING, FAILURE OF A PINEAPPLE ASSHOLE!" Yep, the brunet gave in with a tantrum on the side. Tsuna forgot once again that people were watching him and he was in front too!

"Dame-Tsuna… is very scary…" one of the students commented.

"He's scarier than Gokudera-sama…"

"Who knew he had a dark side…"

"For a second there he really looked like a freaking powerful boss…"

The brunet can't hold it in… "I hate you MUKURO!" the brunet said as he ran out… crying?

"Mukuro-kun, this time you really crossed the line…" Enma said as he was about to go to HDWM. Emphasis on the –kun part again.

"Now, now… We wouldn't want anyone to get hurt here can we…" Mukuro said as he tried to move back slowly. It was unsuccessful, he was caught in Enma's 'Gravita della Terra'. Mukuro was forced to stay there to receive a severe punishment.

"Chrome, are you not gonna help you master?" The pineapple man looked at the girl with a 'help me' look.

"Gomen nasai, Mukuro-sama… this time I'm on Enma-san's side…" The girl with an eye patch walked toward the red-head's side.

"Minna-san, until my time with you people is over. Please feel free to do whatever you want to Mukuro-san over here… you still have 30 minutes" The red-head gave Mukuro a sadistic smile.

"No, you wouldn't…"

"Yes, I will, this is for Tsuna-kun…" He glanced at the class. "Ladies… get him…"

"KYAAAA! MUKURO-SAMA!" the whole female population pounced at Mukuro.

-Mukuro was harassed and forever had a trauma of the fan girls-

Yup… even though it was morning… it was eventful…

~Owari~

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-OMAKE-

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY BLACKMAILS?

-Classroom-

"While pineapple man is being harassed… I'll be looking for Tsuna-kun. Chrome-san, please take over while I'm gone…" The red-head gave a wave to the girl while walking out.

"Hai" Chrome replied

"And by the way, Gravita della Terra, will wear off after homeroom period…" Enma popped his head.

"Hai…"

"Now to find Tsuna-kun…" Enma wandered aimlessly to find the missing brunet. He looked at every class, library, comfort rooms… nope. He can't find him…

"Now that I think about it, I haven't checked that roof have I…" with that said he went to the roof. Bingo. A sulking brunet was there.

"Tsuna-kun…"

"AH! Enma ! sorry for running away, I uhh… It's complicated…" the brunet's voice trailed off.

"Tell me what the blackmail Mukuro said to you is." Enma smiled. "I promise I won't laugh."

"Okay then… *inhales* Mukuro has pictures of me in various outfits…"

"What outfits?"

"You know uhh…"

"Herbivores, what are doing here?" Hibari appeared.

"Hiba- no uhh… Kyoya-kun, what did Tsuna-kun mean by him wearing outfits?"

"These…" Hibari threw some photos in front of the red-head.

"These are…" The red-head blushed. "Tsuna-kun , you did this?"

"NO! NO! NO! You've got it wrong! It was Reborn and Mukuro's plot!" the brunet said as he frantically flailed his arm.

"Reborn and Mukuro?" the red-head raised his brow. "What do you mean by it?"

"You see its… ahh… uhm…" the brunet glances at his cloud guardian, hoping he could explain it.

Message accepted.

The cloud guardian sighed "The infant and pineapple head took advantage of the omnivore's tolerance for liquor."

"I didn't know Tsuna-kun could drink…"

"That's because he can't" a squeaky voice replied.

"But why would you do such a thing Reborn?"

"It's because, knowing my Dame-Student, he is sure to turn down any activities his guardians will give him." The infant walked up front. "Besides, where's the fun if the boss won't participate?" Reborn smirked.

"SO YOU HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START?!" the brunet shouted.

"Ahh… Something like that…"

"REBORN!"

"Omnivore, stop being a herbivore and get back to class. Or else I'll bite you to death…" Hibari took out his tonfas.

"Can I atleast stay for a few more minutes?" He gave puppy dog eyes.

"Choose. I'll bite you to death or spread those photos until you die." The Skylark suggested.

"You know what I'll just go to class! BYE!" Tsuna ran out at full speed. ' Even Kyoya is blackmailing me!' comical tears flowed out of the brunet's eyes as he ran to his classroom.

-Back at the rooftop-

"I still can't believe Tsuna wore this…" The red-head stared at the pictures.

"If you want you can buy some from me…" the sun arcobaleno suggested.

"How much?" Enma quickly responded.

"For now it's free since the best has yet to come…"

"The best?... Nevermind. Give me the pictures…" the red-head showed his palm.

"here" Reborn gave the pictures. "Besides, all the teachers that will teach in Dame-Tsuna's class have these…"

"I see… still Thank you."

"You're welcome." Reborn said as he walked out of the area.

Enma on the other hand was staring at the pictures, literally drooling at Tsuna's image.

Image no. 01:

Tsuna was wearing a maid outfit. He wore a brown wig that reached past his waist. The skirt was past his inner thigh. Daring black leggings that stopped just above his knees. A pair of 1 inch high black sandals. Backless and a huge ribbon behind. His face was a little flushed. His pose was similar to the pose in caramelldansen.

Image no. 02:

Tsuna was wearing a sexy bathing suit. Same wig but tied to a pony tail. A two-piece bathing suit with the color of sunset orange. His pose was sexy… not bad for a boy

Image no. 03:

Tsuna was in a cat outfit. Still the same wig but with cat ears. Cute black cat-paws, a long black tail can be seen. He wore a black tube his belly can be seen. Very short, shorts. Camera view was from above, he was posing as a cat.

Image no. 04:

Tsuna in pajamas. He wore over sized pajamas. The sleeves covered his hands. Yes, he was still wearing the wig but messier. One hand was rubbing his eyes while the other was on a pillow. He was in a straddling position with the pillow.

Image no. 05:

Tsuna was semi-naked. He was still cross-dressing. Over sized shirt that was not yet buttoned. A tie that was undone dangling on his neck. He was on an office skirt, his face also looking flushed. He was in a traditional Japanese sitting position (is that what you call it? Tell me if I'm wrong.) He was fixing his hair.

And many more pictures about him. Who knew a boy can be a drop-dead beauty?

~OMAKE~

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Yay! Here's chapter 5 woohoo! Is it boring?

Oh well…

See yah! Wait for chapter 6 okay? It's Mukuro's time to teach ,It will be a role play that I made up!

P.S

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