A/N: Chapter 7! My brain juice has been restored! YEAH! Why you ask? ... After that heck of a long chapter and a test after that who wouldn't?
And just so you know, the costumes in chap. 6 were made of illusions. So… when the play was finished, the costumes were gone along with it.
Alright! CHAPTER 7!
~Enjoy~
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Chapter 7: THIS IS GETTING NOWHERE!
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RECAP:
After English was supposedly recess, but due to a long role-play because of Mukuro… recess time has been taking plus eating 20 minutes of science…
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"You people! Go back to your freaking seats! Or I'll BLOW YOUR ASSES OUT OF HERE!" Gokudera said as he showed ignited dynamites.
"HIIIIEEEE! Gokudera-kun, hurry and put the lights out!" Tsuna shrieked.
Gokudera immediately put out the lights. "I AM DEEPLY SORRY 10TH! I HAVE FAILED AS YOUR RIGHT-HAND MAN! I SHALL KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW!" Gokudera was about to swallow the powder from the dynamite.
"HIIIIIEEEE! GOKUDERA-KUN! NO SUICIDES!" Tsuna flailed his arms.
Once more, Gokudera stopped his action and turn to a loyal puppy with sparkles in his eyes. "10th! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS! I SHALL LIVE ONCE AGAIN!" the right-hand man bowed 90 degrees. "I shall be forever in your debt!"
"No need for that Gokudera-kun! Lift your head!" Tsuna panicked as he felt murderous glares.
"HAI! AS YOU WISH 10Th!" Gokudera lifted his head, still with eyes sparkling. "Now let's start science!" The silvernet fixed his pony tail and glasses.
'HERE COMES GOKUDERA-KUN'S THEORETIC EXPLANATION!' … was Tsuna's inner thoughts.
"Let's first start by…" Gokudera closed his eyes, crossed his arms and brows furrowed together… "THAT'S IT!" He opened his eyes with flames of determination in his eyes. "WHEN IT COMES TO SCIENCE, IT HAS TO BE THE MYSTERIES OF THE WORLD!" He shouted in happiness.
'I KNEW IT!' Tsuna screamed in his mind.
"I'll discuss only one and just one! I will discuss the UMA in NAMIMORI!" Gokudera hyped up, he acted like a certain person to the 'extreme'.
The class became attentive as Gokudera mentioned that there was a UMA in Namimori. One of two reasons is that, they are curious. The other one is that, they will take advantage of the info and embarrass Gokudera… they will somehow prove that Gokudera is wrong.
"Ehem!" The right-hand man cleared his throat.
'This might take awhile…' A certain brunet thought.
"First of all, did anyone notice someone missing in the class?" He started off with a question.
No one understood the meaning behind Gokudera's words. But they tried to answer nonetheless.
"Is it Yamamoto-sama?" Tenshi guessed
"Try again"
"How about Sasagawa-chan?" Kouga also guessed
"Nope…"
"Can you give us a hint?" Mayumi suggested.
"Okay then…" Gokudera gave consideration. "Here's a clue, that person is not a student teacher."
"I KNOW!" Kaneda shouted.
"Who is it then?!" Gokudera impatiently asked the boy.
"IT'S DAME-TSUNA! HE'S PRACTICALLY A NOBODY IN THIS CLASS, THEREFORE HE'S MISSING!" Osamu concluded with a stupid yet proud grin on his face.
The class became dead silent. Dead silent because their beloved classmate, Osamu Kaneda just said a taboo… a deadly taboo.
Tsuna felt insulted and at the same time nervous.
Tsuna was unsure what he was supposed to do, especially when his right-hand man was about to go berserk... What was he supposed to do? Enter boss mode and quiet down Gokudera? Or Act like Dame-Tsuna and say it's alright? Or maybe Gokudera-kun will just calm himself down?
He waited for the events to unfold…
"Teme… You dare insult the 10th! I…WILL…MAKE…YOU…PAY! BASTARD!" Gokudera yelled as he reached for his dynamites.
Tsuna chose option 2, Act as Dame-Tsuna and say it's alright.
"GOKUDERA-KUN IT'S ALRIGHT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEFEND ME!" Tsuna pretended to be in panic so that his storm guardian will listen.
"NO 10TH! THIS MAN DOESN'T KNOW HIS POSITION AND DESERVES TO BE PUNISHED!" Gokudera protested.
"There is no need Gokudera-kun! It's REALLY OKAY!" Tsuna tried to reassure Gokudera with his words but utterly failed.
"NO 10TH! He needs to AT LEAST know his position!" the storm quieted down and glared at Osamu.
"GOKUDERA-KUN! PLEASE STOP!" The brunet desperately pleaded.
"PLEASE DON'T STOP ME!" Gokudera hastily replied. "JUST LET ME TEACH THIS GUY FIRST!" He pointed accursedly to Osamu Kaneda who flinched.
'This is getting NOWHERE!' The brunet thought. 'I guess it leaves me to option one… Enter boss mode and quiet down Gokudera…'
He sighed and stood up, Tsuna emanated an aura of a boss. "Gokudera, stop it this instance!" Tsuna reprimanded Gokudera in a low tone. "There is no need to fight over something as foolish and childish such as this…"
Gokudera managed to quiet down, and as a matter-of-fact, he looked like a lost puppy for a second… and just a second! That's enough time so that no one would notice.
After successfully quieting Gokudera down, the class stared at Tsuna in awe. This was the first time for them to see the brunet acting so mature... He was so… so… so OUT OF CHARACTER! He had become confident when he confronted Gokudera plus he really acted like a FREAKING boss!
Tsuna sighed and talked again…
"Gokudera-kun, I know you don't like what he said… and I also hated what he said… but keep your temper at bay. Because soon enough, they will know it…" the brunet gave a gentle smile.
Then the right-hand man brightened and literally looked like a puppy receiving his treat. "YOU ARE THE KINDEST! I SHALL REALLY BE FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT!" Gokudera shouted with enthusiasm and his tail wagging to the fullest.
"Ahahaha…" Tsuna sweat dropped and gave a nervous chuckle. Then it hit him…
'I DID IT AGAIN!" Tsuna screamed inside his head while tugging his hair crazy.
"10th? Are you alright?" The storm worriedly asks.
"Eh? ... AH! Yes! Thank you for asking!" The brunet immediately replied and took his seat.
"Just be grateful, Osamu Kaneda… Be grateful that the 10th stopped me from killing you…" He glared at the said man and while glaring, Kaneda's soul was near to going out. "Alright then… That aside, does anyone know who is missing?"
A brunet raised his hand.
"Yes, 10th!"
"Is it… ugh… Shi-Shi-… uhh Shi…topi-chan?" Tsuna guessed
"YES!"
Gokudera was happy to know that his boss answered his question.
"Say 10th… How did you know that it was that Shit P. girl?" He eagerly asked
"Her name wasn't called during roll-call…"
"Oh~ I see, as expected, now let's introduce the UMA!" He slid his hand to the door. "NOW ENTER! SHITOPI-CHAN!"
And on cue, Shitopi-chan entered in a grand way. Then it was like déjà vu, she introduced herself to the class.
"MY NAME IS SHIT P.! PLEASE CALL ME SHITOPI-CHAN! MY POWER IS HAKKO! MY FAVORITE FOOD IS PU-PU-PIII~" (A/N: you might understand it better if you heard this part in the KHR Vomics…)
The class was dumbfounded at the girl… What the heck did just happened here?
Then someone spoke up. "Is she the … the UMA… Gokudera-san? " The student stammered
"Yes, any questions with that bastard?" He harshly replied
"Uhh… No… sir" The student replied with a hint of fear for the teacher.
"Good! Now let's discuss about her…" He looked at Shitopi-chan only to find no one there.
"SHE's GONE!" the students shouted
Tsuna sighed again while Gokudera scowled.
"UMA'S DO EXIST!"
"OMG! SO IT IS TRUE!"
"I JUST WITNESSED SOMETHING AWESOME!"
"THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SEEN SUCH A GREAT CREATURE!"
Tsuna silently walked to Gokudera and whispered something…
"Ne, Hayato… what just happened?"
"She fermented the ground and escaped when the chance was given…"
"Escaped? You mean that was on purpose?"
"Yes…"
"But why?"
"I am fully aware that there are people in this class that hates me and will embarrass me when given a chance. That is why I needed solid evidence that they exist."
"I see… okay I have to go back now… someone's approaching you…" Tsuna quietly returned to his seat.
"Anou… Gokudera-sensei…" Nami said as he approached the teacher. "We were thinking… and we just got curious and we really wanted to know the answer so… Just out of curiosity… Why do you call Dame- uhh… Sawada-san, 10th? And why are you into those occult stuffs…"
Gokudera looked to the side, he saw a group conversing about UMAs and began to think for a while
I don't have to tell him the truth about the tenth (I got tired of putting in 10th… Besides tenth sounds much better) … but when you think about it, there is nothing wrong… but then I will be disobeying him… so how about my silly reason? I guess that will work… But what if they don't buy it? Oh well… I'll just say my own reasons…
Gokudera broke out of his trance and replied. "I call him tenth because he's the tenth…"
"Huh? I don't get it…" Nami said bluntly
"I meant that it's because he's the tenth person I ever respected." He looked at Nami's eyes and gave a genuine smile for the first time, even though Nami was a boy he blushed at Gokudera's smile. "And as for the occult stuff… err… I just find them interesting; those mysteries were the first to make me think really hard not like the usual topics in this class that the other students find it hard…"
Nami was speechless; he expected Gokudera to lie about that but his word were pure and no double meaning behind.
"Well then… everyone back to your seats and we'll start our lesson proper…" Gokudera was about to write the topic but a knock interrupted his class.
He tried his best not to shout at someone who dared interrupt his class. He opened the door and tried to keep his voice normal.
"Y-yess?" Gokudera managed to say it in a straight voice and face. Then his eyes widened. "Kyoko-san! What brings you here?" he asked
"A-anou… Gokudera-kun, it's already my time to teach…" She informed.
Gokudera looked at his watch. "NANI?!" He noticed the time. "I AM VERY SORRY KYOKO-SAN!" He apologized.
"No need to apologize Gokudera-kun… It's just in time" The Namimori Idol politely replied.
"THANK YOU VERY MUCH KYOKO-SAN! JUST EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE!"
Kyoko just giggled.
Gokudera returned inside and said something to the student.
"I know we've only been together for a few minutes, but I'd like to thank you everyone for participating… somehow…" His face was replaced by a scowl. "Even though This is getting nowhere… and we didn't learn anything…"
The whole class sweat dropped at Gokudera. "Well your next teacher is here so… See yah…" He coolly said as he walked out of the class.
"ANEKI!" Gokudera shouted and fainted while clutching his stomach
The class heard Gokudera's shout followed by a thud.
They were about to go out of the classroom but was stopped when the Namimori Idol entered.
"I will be your Home Economics teacher for today… Sasagawa Kyoko." She beamed a smile. Her smile made the men swoon for her.
"And today we will have a cooking lesson!" She clapped her hands. "And we also have a special assistant today! Gokudera-kun's sister Bianchi-san!"
And as if on cue, a girl with pink hair entered.
"I am Bianchi, nice to meet you."
~OWARI~
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WHERE DID SHIT P. GO!
Shit P.'s POV
-Time reverse-
I was just waiting outside, waiting for the warm UMA (I know that's what Shit P. named Gokudera, I think that was chap. 316 in the manga.) To give me his instructions.
"NOW ENTER! SHITOPI-CHAN!"
Finally, he called me. I entered and just acted the way I wanted to… I introduced myself again… and it was fun! I like introducing myself! Introducing myself reminds me of me!
And the fact that the class' reaction are always interesting! I like seeing their stupid faces like that, it makes me want to crack up.
Then someone questioned him and the warm UMA gave a cold answer to that student… how ironic.
While they are doing their things… I'll just do my thing. Carefully I fermented the floor I'm on.
SUCCESS!
I slipped down the hole I made and miraculously… NO ONE IN THE CLASS SAW ME!
As I slipped down, I transformed my bubble into a vehicle and started to do what I want, after all… I care for me and myself only… maybe except for some people.
End of POV
-OMAKE-
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A/N: Is this alright? I have a feeling that I made a boring chap. this time…
Next is Kyoko with Bianchi as assistant!
REVIEW please!
Ba-bye! Wait for chapter 8 and a new fanfic!
