No More Ninja's Ch.3

Disclaimer: I do not and never will own Naruto or No More Heroes. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, and No More Heroes belongs to Suda51. Challenge made by:Cross177

Hey everyone sorry it took a while no thanks to final exams and writers block but it's finally time to start the next chapter and time to use the wonderful art of flashbacks. Also thanks to everyone who review and followed this story so far really it means a whole lot.


Naruto sheathed his blade and he heard clapping. He turned around and he saw Tatsuyo. "Well done Naruto-kun you have now earned your place as the 10th ranked assassin. Here is your cut of the money Travis earned by betting on your win." He hands Naruto around 10,000 ryo (I know the money system really is LBS but can't have it totally like NMH at least I'm trying to). Naruto took the money and shook his head at his older brother's antics. "Great now I'm his source of income for his otaku obsession." he said sarcastically. Tatsuyo chuckled at the young blond's words as the worker's cleaned up the mess from the battle.

"By the way Tatsuyo-san I know how as assassin's we are supposed to kill but since this is a tournament in a way do we really have to kill our opponent to get the rank? Wouldn't it make more sense to just knock them out? That way they can pay you so you can set them up to get their title back if they wanted to and you would make more money that way so you wouldn't pay your usual cleaning crew as much to dispose of the body."

Tatsuyo's eyes widened at the realization of that. He would make a better profit that way, so in other words it was genius. He then chuckled as he said "I can't believe I never thought of that before, and killing was always optional but I should say that rule more often now." He walked away saying "Your normal payment will be sent to your account and a fax will come detaling the transfer." And with that Naruto left the mansion, hopped on his motorcycle and headed back to the apartment to tell his brother about his fight and claim his "reward" from his foxy little vixen.

Time Skip
Travis's and Naruto's apartment

A beam of sunlight squeezes through the blinds of our blond assassin's room and wakes him up much to his annoyance. 'Damn you sun.' And he tried to get up but there was something holding him down. As he looked down he couldn't help but smile at this 'weight.' The weight was actually Kyuubi herself. As he watched her sleep he couldn't help but think of their first time meeting.


Flashback
5 years ago

Naruto was panting as he was in a tor-I mean sparring session with Travis. What they were trying to accomplish was him being able to unlock his bloodline's 1st ability 'Slow Step'. "C'mon Fishcake focus! You gotta envision yourself moving faster!" He charged at Naruto who was panting a bit and almost out of chakra from trying to unlock it 'C'mon! I can do this! Focus...focus...THAT"S IT! SLOW STEP!'

Everything went slightly dark as Naruto disappeared and landed a hit on Travis and disappeared again to try to land one more hit but he reappeared and fell to the ground due to chakra depletion. Travis picked him up and headed to the apartment 'Great work Fishcake, Kushina would be proud of you.' He placed Naruto on his bed, and threw his covers on him, and ruffled his head 'Heh, at this rate he'll unlock the 2nd part of our bloodline' and with that last thought he walked out.

Naruto's Mindscape

Naruto jumped up when he felt water on him "AH! WHAT THE HELL OTAKU-NII!" but stopped shouting as he looked at his surroundings. "Where the hell am I? It isn't like Otaku-nii to put me in a dump like this" He closed his eyes while thinking "Hmmm, this might be where Kyuubi's at since Jiji told me that Jinchuuriki's would meet their tenant's like this." He just shrugged and walked to what he felt was the way to Kyuubi's cage. "Might as well talk to the furball and ask why the hell it attacked Konoha in the first place."

After a few minutes Naruto came across a large cage with a piece a paper written in kanji with the word 'seal' on it. 'This must be it' He walked closer to the cage and he looked at the seal. 'Hmmm so that's dad's fucking seal huh? I have to admit it's pretty damned good if he was able to summon the death god here.' Then he heared a yawn from the cage and he saw a pair of red eyes staring down at him. "Ah so the kit arrives although at a bad time as I was trying to sleep here." it said slightly annoyed. Naruto sweatdropped slightly "So you must be the Kyuubi then. The fox nodded. "I am kit, but why aren't you yelling at me for attacking your village and made your life hell?" Naruto was suprised by the question. "Well to honest I can't really yell at you since I find it strange you appear out of nowhere and suddenly attack Konoha so I thought might as well get your side of the story if I get a chance to talk to you." Kyuubi was surprised at his logic and nodded it's head. "Understandable but before I explain what really happened I might as well show you my human form so my demonic aura doesn't make it hard for you to stand." Naruto nodded "Thanks it is quite difficult to stand." Then red youkai surrounded the fox and it shrank down.

As the youkai disappeared Naruto's jaw dropped at the sight of a woman who stood tall about 5ft 7, with shoulder length crimson red hair with red fox ears on top of them,2 pairs of red eyes that he could just stare into them forever and then...nothing else seeing as she wore no clothes which made our blond hero blush with a nose bleed. Kyuubi giggled at his reaction which was the greatest sound he's ever heard of in his life. "So are we gonna talk or you gonna stare at me all day?" she asked seductively.

Naruto wiped his nose and he coughed a bit to get rid of the stutter he would've had and said "Well as much as I would like staring at an angel all day," Kyuubi blushed at that "I really would like some answers, and uh as much as I don't want you to but can you please put some clothes on so I don't stare at your...assets all day?" She crossed her arms under her breasts and pouted "Awww but Naruto-kuuun I really like it when you stare at me." Naruto did his best to put up a normal face but still with a blush and said "Please Kyuubi-chan I really need to know what happened." "Alright fine." The red aura came back and it disappeared a second later to reveal Kyuubi wearing a red kimono that show some cleavage.

Naruto then decided to change his mindscape a little and changed it from a sewer with a cage to a nice forest with a waterfall and the seal turned into a collar around Kyuubi's neck also he made 2 chairs appear too. "Well wouldn't want to make a cute vixen like you talk in a dark sewer." She blushed and they both sat down. "Alright Naruto I'll explain but please no interruptions untill I'm finished ok?" Naruto nodded. Kyuubi cleared her throat out and explained.

One explaination later
(Long story short, Madara controlled her with his Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan to attack Konoha)

"So the real one who caused all this was Madara Uchiha, and I understand if you don't want me to talk to you again" she ended sadly as she looked down with tears threatening to spill. Naruto was quiet thinking of what to do. He opened his eyes and nodded to himself, and he got up walked to Kyuubi and hugged her. "It's not your fault, you had no control over this whole thing and I promise you Kyu-chan I will find and brutally murder Madara for using you like some tool to fufill his fucked up desires of wanting Konoha to burn." She opened her eyes wide with surprise as she looked at him for any sign of deceit. "R-really Naru-kun?" she asked hopefully. Naruto gave her a true foxy grin and kissed her on the lips which made her blush and she kissed back. He stopped kissing her much to her disdain and answered "Promise of a lifetime Kyu-chan." Then they started kissing again till the world of the living brought him out.

End Flashback


So during the training Naruto and Kyuubi have gotten to know each other and they've fallen for each other. Naruto smiled at the thought and he brushed a strand of hair that was on her face, this woke her up and she saw her mate staring at her. "Morning Naru-koi." she yawned cutely. "Morning tenshi, as much as I would like to stay in bed with your hot ass I need to get up." As she got up he smacked her ass which made her moan a little. "Naru-koi don't tease me like that." Then in a puff of smoke she was back in Naruto's mindscape. Naruto sent her a smirk. 'Heh can't help it Kyu-tenshi not my fault you have a great ass.' 'Your damn right I do!'

Naruto chuckled as he got his clothes and went to the shower. After the all-important dumpage he came out of the bathroom wearing red sunglasses, black jacket, black shirt with a skull on it, and red pants. He got his katana from the pull-out drawer under his bed, spinned it around and hanged it on the back of his pants. He walked out and he saw Travis's cat Jeane sitting on the sofa. Naruto sat down and scratched her chin "Hey girl." He then rubbed her head which made her meow cutely. Naruto swore he could've heard kyuubi scream 'kawaii' but shook his head. Near the phone he got a fax saying the payment of 25,000 has been transfered and it'll increase each time he ranks higher.

He walked outside and saw a limo near the NMH hotel. 'Huh it's probably Tatsuyo.' He got in and saw Tatsuyo sitting there "Ah Naruto-kun I came here to tell you that your next fight has been arranged. The 9th ranked assassin is currently Dr. Peace." Naruto raised his eyebrow "A doctor?" "Actually a detective who has some dark secrets like black marketing, or illegal investigations he's the top guy to go to for illegal goods. And on top of that hes an assassin kind of a money hungry bastard so I would suggest you killing him." Naruto nodded "That's fine with me I don't mind killing people that truly deserve to be killed."

Tatsuyo smiled "Good, good but" he handed Naruto a paper. "Please transfer 150,000 ryo for the entry fee." Naruto eyes widened as he looked at the paper. "No offense Tatsuyo-san but how am I supposed to pay that when I've just started." Tatsuyo smiled an evil smile and answered. "I can introuduce you to an advertisement agency called K-entertainment for some side jobs. Well that should be it so go over to the ATM to transfer the money and have fun." The limo stopped in front of K-entertainment and Naruto got out and the limo drived of. Naruto sighed "Damn it might as well do this crap then."

He walked to the lady on the front desk "Hi this is were you give out assassination missions right?" she shook her head no "Members only we only need high-ranking assassins, if you don't have an introduction sheet please leave now. We only offer work to those who have proven themselves hard workers." "But where do I go to prove that?" "Get a job from the Job Center Southwest from here" Naruto nodded "Ok thanks." "May you find your true path."

He walked out of K-entertainment and looked at his watch-map of Santa Destroy (When he looks at it, it looks like the radar in the lower-left corner in the actual No More Heroes Game) and marked were the Job Center is. "Damn that's a long way better get my bike." He summons a shadow clone and it shunshins(that's how you spell it right?)to get his bike. The clone drives the bike to were Naruto is and it disappears.

Naruto rev's his motorcycle and drives of at full speed towards the Job Center. "YAHOO!" Naruto yells out when he makes a jump while on turbo (C'mon you would say that too if you did this stuff :D) and then makes sharp turns while on turbo. He braked as he made it to the Job Center and got off his motorcycle. 'Heh I could just shunshin here but it's more fun with this baby' he thought as he walked in.

He walked to the counter and he saw a guy wearing a long sleeved shirt with the word Gongs on it. (Blah, blah, blah third raters. blah, blah, puking blood, blah, blah, bulletin board. Sorry but I ain't writing all that crap) Naruto went to the bulletin board and saw only available job "Coconut Collector Job Site:007 Juice, pay 2,000 ryo per coconut. Heh thank Kami for shadow clones." Naruto marked the place down and walked out of the JC(Job Center). He drove to a stand that was surround by palm trees that held coconuts.

Naruto walked to the stand and said "I'm here for the job." the stand owner nodded. "The rules of Santa Destroy are OK, but the coconuts here are more my thing! These fetch a high price. This town is built on coconuts! Their worth more than human life! Coconuts are Kami! So gather them now!" 'Jeez this guy has a strange thing for these coconuts, at least he pays a lot for each one.' Naruto summoned 5 shadow clones and they each brought 2 coconuts each. So minutes later the stand owner got a total of 48 coconuts so Naruto got paid with 96,000 ryo and an introduction ticket.

Naruto turned in the ticket to the lady and she opened the book to 2 assassination missions. The first one is to kill the Pizza Butt CEO the reward is 30,000 ryo, and the 2nd one is kill each henchmen for 2,000 ryo. Naruto took both (I know you can't in the game but let's just get this over with :P) Basically he just busted through the guards and sliced the CEO's head off as quick as possible. Then he went to the 2nd location and killed the rest of Metal's henchmen and got paid with 30,000 ryo (I think that's how it works correct me if I'm wrong). Naruto now has around 250,000 ryo thanks to shadow clones and leftover money from the Metal assassination. So he drove off to the UAA's payment ATM to deposit 150,000 ryo. And drove home to get some sleep from this boring day.

Naruto did his daily thing, and noticed he got a message in the answering machine he pressed the button to replay it and it was Tatsuyo's voice. "Naruto-kun the fight has been set up in Destroy Stadium, Dr. Peace is waiting for you. Get to it."


There we go DONE! I wanted to show off Naruto and Kyuubi's relationship before he did the side job stuff in Santa Destroy. And I hope I can do a better job with the travelling around Santa Destroy becuase in the beginning there not really much important stuff. But sooner in the game there's more stuff so I'll get into more details on the traveling around sections. But for now I'm satisfied with what I took awhile to write. Also sorry if Travis doesn't get much talking done here but he will soon though. So thanks for reading and please give me your thoughts on what you think and also FUCK YEAH SUMMER! Also read my other stories if you want :P.