I like this one a little better then Loophole but not by much, I think if I had taken the time I could of made this better and less choppy.
Me no own One Piece, God! Stop rubbing it in!
Masochist
'Straw Hat' Luffy and Eustass 'Captain' Kidd could be seen by both pirate crews just laying around and talking on the lion head of the Thousand Sunny, and both crew were astonished by that fact that there was no loud yells, laughter, or angry shouts screaming for blood but just quiet talking. Each crew had their own reasons for being so surprised The Straw Hats because they knew their captain well; he was loud, hyperactive, and usually would by now be begging Sanji for food but the rubber teen hadn't even mentioned food let alone meat since Kidd had come! The Kidd Pirates had their own reasons for being so shocked; they to knew their captain and their captain was equally loud, rude, and most of the time after about an hour would be yelling angrily at his over affectionate boyfriend for trying to give him a hug every five minutes.
So you can imagine both crews surprise at seeing their captains being almost silent except for the almost completely quite that surrounded them only broken by their quiet conversation. They were shocked, very shocked. That is until Nami being the money loving person she is had to start a betting pool on what they were discussing.
Twenty minutes later Nami had been able to collect over a million belli, the bets and guesses had varied greatly and some had even been strange to Luffy's crew. "Two hundred says their talking about Kidd's makeup and how hot Luffy is!" Both crews had looked at the man who had yelled the very unusual guess before Nami had shrugged and swiped his money.
"So anyone else want to place a bet? Anyone? Last chance people!"
"Nami, we believe that Luffy and Kidd are talking about the pins they go through to get stronger. We bet five hundred million belli." Nami's eyes turned into belli signs as she started to drool slightly at the thought of money before she came to and looked at Robin and Killer who stood together as Killer nodded his agreement to Robin's words before some of Kidd's crew that hadn't seen the two interact laughed.
"Alright then all bets are locked and you can't change them! Now who's good at sneaking so they can plant this den den mushi so we can listen to them? No one? Alright I'll do it then, but you all owe me a hundred belli!" When Nami got back to both crews after her so called 'sneaking' that only consisted of walking past both captains and putting the den den mushi down behind them. "Ok everyone shut up! I'm turning it on."
As both crews went silent the voices of both captains could be heard from the little snail. "I'm telling you, you are a masochist Luffy. I swear!" At this comment some of the betters mumbled to themselves with frowns before Nami sot them all a glare of death to shut them up.
"I am not, you're so mean Kidd!" Zoro smirked when Luffy spoke he had bet the amount of money he owed Nami that the two would be talking before Luffy called Kidd mean then they got into a 'fight'.
"I'm not mean Luffy, and yes you are a masochist."
"How so then?"
"Your Gears for one Luffy. They shorten your life while causing immediate draw backs that hurt you not long after. That and you act recklessly so you get hurt more. Just face it I'm right you're a masochist."
"Fine, but if I'm a masochist then so are you and you're a sadist not to mention."
"Alright, how am I a sadist? Or a masochist Luffy and do you even know what those words mean?" Some of Kidd's crew smiled at that, they had bet that Kidd would insult Luffy some way resulting in Luffy running over to his nakama yelling about how Kidd was being mean.
"Yeah I do, and you're a sadist because of the fact that I know you enjoy beating those guys faces in that mock you or your crew. And you're a masochist because you end up being hurt by the titles those same people you beat up give you. Like monster for one." Kidd's crew was gaping except for Killer by now, their captain beat up people for mocking them? And he felt hurt for the things he was called? That was just hard to comprehend to them who had always seen Kidd as a guy who didn't give a damn.
"Whatever Luffy."
"You know I'm right, and besides it's all for your crew just like I made my Gears to protect my crew." With those words Nami turned the snail off and turned to Robin and Killer with a saddened face.
"You guys won, just take the money!" As Robin and Killer both grabbed their winnings Nami broke down crying only for Sanji to try to cheer her up resulting in Zoro teasing her and Sanji and Zoro getting into a huge fight; which brought Nami to start a betting pool on who would win. As all this was happening both crews except Robin and Killer failed to notice their captains had stopped talking and were both sleeping in each others arms.
