Hey everyone I want to break out into a happy dance right now thanks to more people adding this story to their communities and alerts so thank you all for reading and I'm very happy that your enjoying this story :D. Also this chapter is kinda short so I made up for it by adding the names of 2 of Travis's girls in his harem. So with that in mind, enjoy the chapter.
Naruto walked up to the answering machine and pressed the playback button "Hi Naruto-kun, this is Diane from Beef Head Videos. Your brother returned the wrong video which was a recording of a guy...Humping a pillow...The video that he should've returned was "How to Please a Woman in Bed 101 Part 2." Please get him return it to us soon. Thank you." Naruto thought 'How the hell did that video end up appearing instead? I better pose as Travis again to fix that. Heh that video was pretty good can't wait to try see if that stuff really works with Kira.' he thought but then shrugged and pressed the button to start the second message.
"Congratulations, Mr. Uzumaki. Your registration for the 8th UAA rank is now complete. In addition, we have faxed yousome information about the rankings in case you wish to continue your ascent. Please transfer the money into the designated account. Have a nice day." Naruto grabbed the fax and read it "Damn it 250,000 yen now! It better not fucking go to waste." he muttered as he left.
Naruto was now at a bar looking for a guy named Lovikov since he's been known to have some good fighting techniques. He found him sitting at a stool bald and wearing a red tracksuit (or whatever hes wearing). "What 'Hiccup' do you want?" he looked at Naruto "Look man, this training is no place for a pussy like you." he stated bluntly while it took all of Naruto's willpower not to slice the man's nuts off right then and there. "Now if you had a ball with my name on it, we may have something 'hiccup' to talk about."
Naruto walked outside and summon 50 shadow clones "Spread out and search for a ball like this" he pulled out a red ball with a yellow name that said Lovikov on it. "The only reason I'm bothering with this crap is so we can learn new stuff so don't fucking complain got it?" The clones nodded and shunshined all over Santa Destroy for the drunk's balls.
Minutes later the clones gave Naruto all Lovikov balls and Naruto turned them in to the drunk. A few punches and bruises that Kira was healing as they spoke Naruto learned all the techniques which were Technique of God which extends the Dark Side bloodline somehow, Technique of Mystery which gives Naruto a bonus based on his rank, and Technique of Beauty which let's Naruto see all henchmen on his radar. Naruto then left wondering "How the hell does this drunk know this shit? Oh well I'm not complaining."
Later after Naruto did some garbage collecting, killing another Pizza Butt CEO, and killing off the rest of the ranked 8 henchmen Naruto paid the fee at the ATM and had an extra 200,000 ryo left. 'Thank Kami for the invention of shadow clones and my massive chakra.' he thought thankfully.
The next day Naruto found a letter under the door "Dear Naruto, the next ranker is one dangerous dude. But there's no going home now. You've set foot on the path of a real man. Now, hurry to the subway, hitch a ride and find him...Waiting."
Naruto headed towards the subway and got on the train. he looked at his radar on his wrist and noticed henchmen were already on. Naruto pulled out his katana and ran into the first room which had one henchmen there.
Naruto decapitated that one and headed into the next room which had two henchmen in there. Naruto slashed at the first one and kicked him to stun the guard and grappled him and backdropped him to the floor, got up and slashed him while he was down, did the same to the other one.
Naruto eventually made it to the end of the train and stood at the exit as the train stopped. Naruto walked outside and made it to a warehouse which had more henchmen. Naruto sighed and pulled out his katana "Can we get a timeskip over here?"
One timeskip later Naruto enter Bear Hug studio for the ranked match. And Naruto saw a blood splattered studio "Oh man..." Naruto saw a somewhat normal looking guy who probably was the 7th ranked assassin 'Finally a somewhat normal assassin.'
"I thought I wouldn't make it here on time. Had to take of some customers that filed complaints. My apologies. So much to do with so little help. I can't stand people with all their nonsense complaints. They think they can just say anything. It's crazy. But anyway, I'm here. I made it on time. That's the important thing, right? I take it you're Mr. Eight?" Naruto nodded "You're ranked?" "Not me. Well, in a way it is me." Naruto rolled his eyes with dashed hopes of a normal assassin 'Then again assassin's can't be normal.' "Yeah THAT makes sense" Naruto stated sarcastically.
"Never mind then. We've got a job to do. But first, I need some time to get ready. Would you mind turning the other way? I need some privacy." Naruto raised a suspicious eyebrow "Privacy" the guy nodded "Yes I need to prepare. So I just need you to look the other way for a second." Naruto complied and then dodged a beam of light that was about to strike him. "Ha! You think I can be fooled easily? Think again." Naruto stated as he landed pulling out his katana.
Destroyman shouted "Damn it! Hey do you mind if I ask you something?" Naruto still in a battle position said "What Mr. Cosplay?" "We're both assassins right? Why do we have to kill each other." Naruto shrugged and answered "I don't know but I only need to kill if I need to or if someone fucks with my precious people. And with that last trick you pulled off I don't think keeping you alive is an option." "Very well then, let's get started."
But Destroyman offered a hand shake. "What? You wanna shake hands?" Destroyman nodded "We're both assassins aren't we? This is a sign of sportsmanship, that we respect each other before and after the fight even if we have to kill. Good luck." They shook hands and Naruto responded "Likewise." Then Destroyman said "Destroy Spark..." Naruto got shocked "GAHHHHH!" Naruto yelled in pain and fell down panting.[Travis feels the might of Destroy Spark.
Destroyman laughs manically. "This is great! Is this guy stupid or what? You fell for the oldest trick in the book! You are something. Man, you crack me up. I think this laughter's going to kill me. Seriously! Now look at you. You look like you're dead. I guess it's time for a wake up call." He used his Destroy Blast and Beam combo on Naruto which made him fly back to the wall. Naruto stood up pissed and panting with red eyes with slits and wounds healing. Destroyman said before the fight began "This is were it gets good. Good night." Naruto just moved with pure speed and with his katana out responded "Your as good as fucking dead." And the battle began.
"Destroy beam!" DM(using intials for destroyman to save typing time :P) shouted and fired a yellow beam through his eyes. Naruto jumped over it and disappeared with pure speed and kicked him up and sliced him around the area while still having red eyes with slits. Naruto then punched DM to the ground moved there with his speed, picked him up by the legs as DM bounced off the floor a little from the punch, and slammed his face on the floor.
Naruto then caught his katana and calmed back down as DM got up almost defeated from that beating. DM activated something and it made him untouchable as he spammed "Destroy Cannon" at Naruto who was dodging them barely 'Damn it I can't land a blow on the guy.' he thought but then saw the spinning lights 'That must be the source of his "invincibility" I guess.' Naruto destroyed it which made DM slam himself into the ground doing a bit more damage and Naruto got to him did a low charge and finished the fight with it.
Naruto stabbed him through the chest from the back which made DM yell in pain. "Don't cry like that, your a killer arn't you ya little pussy?" Naruto taunted pissed about earlier still. "Help..." DM said.
"I'm sorry what was that?" "Help me...Please" Naruto just snorted "What the fuck is this I hear from a 7th ranked killer? Whatever it's over anyways." "Help me please..." Naruto knew it was a trick and just said "There you go!" he let go and sliced him as if he was gonna slice him and half. DM smiles wickedly and then out comes his machine gun jublies and fires at him but then it went passed Naruto as he fell in half. Naruto walked away and muttered "What a fucking pussy."
Tatsuyo and the cleaning crew came out and Tatsuyo said "Great work Naruto-kun your ranked 7th heres the usual stuff." Naruto had ask "How the hell did that pussy end up being a stronger rank than Shin-chan" Tatsuyo shrugged "Deception I guess but I'm glad you killed him anyways he was a big prick anyways. We'll fax you the details of the next fight later." Naruto walked out and put his hand in the air signifying that he heard him.
Naruto made it back to the apartment. And saw his brother watching his usual Bizarre Belly Anime. "You know you won't get laid if you obsess with that stuff you know that right Otaku-nii?" Travis just snorted "Who asked you Fishcake?" "The guy who has two girlfriends not minding to share asked, oh wait that's me." Naruto responded. "I'll have you know I just got a girlfriend while you were out." Naruto raised in eyebrow in surprise "Really? Who was she." Travis smirked.
"I told the Hokage that he could send one of his ninja to check up on us every once in a while so I told him how to get here and he sent a very hot, deadly, sexy kunoichi here. Her name? Anko Mitarashi." Naruto rubbed his chin thoughtfully "Anko-neechan huh? Now that I think about it you two do seem decent together. How is she about the whole harem thing?"
Travis smirked "She said it would be more fun. Maybe share with her ANBU friend that she said was damned good with a sword." Naruto whistled "Damn, like me you got a sexy teaser, and a hot sword user huh? Looks like we have same tastes in women." They both laughed at that. "Is she still in Santa Destroy?" Travis shook his head "Nope, she left after a few days of being here after I showed her around and spared with her." Naruto had to ask since Travis had a 'I got laid look' in his eyes"So judging by your eyes you got laid?" Travis just smirked and said one thing "Downward fucking dog." Naruto shook his head "Well at least you got laid so at least your not a total dork." Naruto said as he walked into the bathroom. "I resent that!" he heard Travis say before he got into the shower.
Sorry about the semi-shortness of this chapter but Destroyman is kind of a douche and I wanted him dead ASAP but I still threw in a semi-decent fight scene too I guess. And to make up for this I revealed 2 of Travis's girls for his harem :D and if you don't know who the 2nd one his you fail, jk. And the poll is now over with a landslide of Holly Summer's getting to live. This should be interesting and I think it may be easier on me if I paired her with Naruto. Review and let me know what you guys think.
