Alright here's V, personally I like the start but not the finish of this one. *Sigh*
Me no own One Piece, like da!
Vegetables
"Why do I have to go? I don't need to! Let go of me Ace! Zoro help!" Roronoa Zoro shook his head at the pitiful site before him, his best friend Monkey D. Luffy was holding onto a post for dear life as his older brother Portgas D. Ace pulled as hard as he could at his little brothers legs. Why was Ace tugging at Luffy's legs in the first place, well the reason was that Ace was trying key word trying to get his younger brother to go to the doctors so the doctor could give them a nice little piece of paper that said that Luffy needed to eat his vegetables and not only meat.
You see Luffy was a very strong believer in a religion that he made up; in his religion you had to eat meat. You could also eat when you wished to grains, fruit, sweets, and junk food but you couldn't eat vegetables. You couldn't even look at them!
You can see how that could be problematic; it had started with Ace telling Luffy to find a hobby. Luffy's answer to that was eating meet. Then Ace said to find a pastime, once again Luffy's answer was to eat meat. And the last thing Ace had tried was to get Luffy to find a religion and well you see how that turned out. "Damn it Lu, you have to go see Chopper!"
Zoro continued to stare at the pitiful site that was his best friend and his best friends' older brother….. Idiots. "Why can't you just go peacefully for once!?!?!" Ah, there was the other problem. Luffy hated the doctors office he avoided the place like inside was a monster waiting to steal his meat which was a very big fear Luffy had, he liked the doctor just not his office. Zoro has actually had the mind to question Luffy on this and had gotten a rather strange answer. 'It's the place where they steal your soul and brainwash you with their evil stickers and lollipops!' Yeah that was Luffy's mind for you. With a cry Luffy let go of the post and flew back with Ace.
"Ha!"
"Luffy, get back here!"
Zoro shook his head one last time with a sigh, Luffy was now running off to who knows where with Ace hot on his trail. Che, it was getting ridiculous so with a final shake of his head the green haired man started off in the other direction. Now how did he get back to his place again?
With a happy laugh Luffy looked one last time to make sure that he had lost Ace to see that he had indeed lost his older raging brother. But Luffy's laughter was brought to an abrupt ending when he crashed into something. As Luffy bounced back up to his feet he looked down at what he had exactly ran into…… It was a person, with red hair. And a real fuzzy looking coat….. Barely resisting the urge to cuddle against the rather pissed off bystander below him Luffy instead gave him his best smile, and then he cuddled the bystander with the fuzzy coat. So fuzzy……
Eustass Kidd looked at with a scathing glare at the idiot who was…….. Cuddling him! And Killer was laughing at his situation! "Get off you idiot and Killer shut up!"
"Ah, but your coat is fuzzy!"
Kidd blinked; this stranger was hugging him….. For his coat? "Luffy you idiot get back here!" The red head turned a bit or as much as the dark haired teen on top of him allowed, to see a shirtless man with an angry scowl on his face running towards him.
"Ah, well I got to go. Bye!" With that the teen was off. Kidd blinked again, he had just been knocked over, hugged for his coat, and then left on the ground by a straw hat wearing teen that was apparently named Luffy. What the hell was going on?
Luffy laughed as he ran, that guys coat was so fuzzy! He had to remember to find him again so he could cuddle his oh so fuzzy coat once more…. "Luffy!" But first he needed to get away from Ace and the threat of going to the soul stealing brainwashing place known as a doctor's office. Curse you vegetables!
