And with this letter we bring the Luffy/Kidd alphabet to an end. But I still am going to add the Luffy/ Ace and Zoro alphabet before I'm done.

Don't own One Piece.

Zambia

Light filtered into the quiet room as a snore was heard. BAM! "Mr. Monkey, if it's not to much trouble…….WAKE UP!" A teen with dark hair and a straw hat jolted out of his seat where he had previously been sleeping soundly. He looked around while mumbling incoherent things that made some of his closest seat mates laugh under their breath, the words that the infuriated teacher caught made no sense to her though. Giraffe, marshmallow, cheesecake, and scissors were some of the clearer ones. "Now Mr. Monkey could you please inform the class what the capital of Zambia is?"

"I don't know!" At this typical answer from the youngest D brother to grace Grand Line University the teachers face became a rather interesting shade of purple, it was between violet and a rather dark maroon red. Money D. Luffy tilted his head, he didn't get it. Why did this teacher lady get so colorful faced? He had answered honestly and his class mates thought it was funny so he didn't see the problem with it.

"And why don't you know Mr. Monkey?" The teacher lady's fists were balled into fist by now and her teeth were grinding at what seemed to be an almost painful level. And her thoughts were painful, oh so very painful. But not her pain, no the pain filled thoughts were focused on the young teen's pain. The thoughts drifted from imagined decapitations to her laughing over a starving Luffy begging for his precious meat. Yes her thoughts were very cruel. As her thoughts ran without restraint she started to chuckle which turned into a laugh which transformed into malicious gleeful cackling.

As there teacher started to cackle evilly students started to drift out of the classroom slowly as their teacher continued to cackle her way to being fired.

"God, I am so happy I chose all the same classes Luffy did. He ends up driving at least one of our teacher's crazy a week so that class is canceled until a new teacher could be found. Good job Luffy." A orange haired girl looked down at her crazy teacher making friend.

"So I don't have to answer her question then? Because I honestly don't know the capital of Zambia is where is Zambia anyway? " Luffy looked at his friends waiting for an answer, they'd know where this 'Zambia' was.

"You don't know? But weren't you studying with Kidd the other day on this stuff?"

"Well…. Uh….. You see, hey what's that?" As his friends turned to look for the mysterious thing behind them the dark haired teen made a quick dash to the other side of the college. Just as he was catching his breath he spotted something red…… With a fuzzy coat….. And lipstick on…. Only one person had all those attributes. "Kidd!"

"What the? Luffy! Get off me!" Eustass Kidd stared at his boyfriend as he hugged him with his usual smile in place. As Luffy refused to budge even with the bribe of meat Kidd sighed and accepted his fate. "And shouldn't you be in class?......"

"Hmm? No the teacher started cackling and we all were excused." Kidd shook his head. Really, almost like clockwork Luffy drove one of his teachers to getting fired or simply walking out of the classroom. "Hey, Kidd what's the capital of Zambia by the way. You never told me."

Kidd blushed as he heard Killer chuckle from behind him. Yeah he was supposed to have tutored Luffy last night but then things got a little touchy and before he knew it, it was five minutes to curfew causing Luffy to run to his dorm without being taught much. And Killer knew that. "Umm… It's Lusaka."

"Alright, I got to get to my next class; Robin said I could eat during it if I got there on time. Bye!"

"So how was your night? I know it wasn't spent studying."

The red head's face quickly became the same color as his hair as he made to punch a laughing Killer. "Shut the hell up!"