And here is G! Go me, I got this letter in before 11:00 at night! Yes!
Don't own One Piece........ *Sniffle*
Godfather
"Wha-what?!?! You want me to what!" The infamous cook known as 'Black Leg' Sanji stared at his captain and the Marimo in honest to god astonishment. "Care to repeat that? Just one more time?"
Zoro the 'Pirate Hunter' sighed; really he was having a hard rime believing this as well. If it had been up to him then he would have picked a different person but Luffy had his heart set on Sanji. Something about how Franky would teach bad dressing habits, Brook as lovable as he was is a pervert even more so then Sanji, Shanks is way older then them, Ace would fall asleep at some point and everything would end in disaster, Chopper was to busy traveling with Robin that and he had already said no after some intense thinking on his part saying that Sanji would do better, and Usopp well……. Usopp was Usopp. So him and Luffy were stuck with Sanji, why they couldn't just skip this thing was still mystery to him.
"For the last time Ero Cook, we want you to be the godfather." This was just too much work. No one had told him that this was going to be so hard……. But then again if someone had told him that he and Luffy would find a kid and adopt then have to pick out godparents then he would have decked them immediately.
"Bu-but! Why me damn it! I don't know anything about kids!" Yes why him was a question Zoro had recently found himself asking quite frequently. "Why not one of the others!?!?!"
"We already thought of everyone else Sanji and you're the most suited. Besides Nami said out of everyone you'd be a good choice, Robin agreed as well. Something about how your responsible and stuff when you want to be and stop drooling over girls."
Zoro chuckled lightly at Sanji's face when Luffy mentioned Nami and Robin, the idiot would probably be forever a pervert but at least he wasn't as bad as Brook. "And just what's so funny Marimo?"
At the familiar…… Well he wouldn't call it an insult because it was more of an endearment as Luffy had pointed out once when they were fighting with each other, his words had stopped there fighting immediately and they had stared at each other in disgust that there fights had become so……. Predictable, they'd shout insults at each then things would get physical for a little while before Nami got annoyed with the noise level and hit them on their heads and told them to shut up. But at the familiar name Zoro smirked before retaliating. "Your face stupid Ero Cook."
Ten minutes later and they were still throwing insults at each other at rapid speed. "Curly browed flirt!"
And with those words a domino effect was started. The sleeping child in Luffy's arms woke up and started to cry, then Zoro rushed over to his rubbery love to try to get their kid to hush and go back to sleep, which caused Sanji to laugh at him, which started another bout of name calling between the two men, which ended with Luffy finally having enough and clocking them both over their heads with a menacing voice, "Both of you shut up and sit down or I'll make you cry. You got me?"
With a nod both men sat down quickly and waited for their captain to leave. "Since when did Luffy make threats?" A hurried whisper from the blond cook.
"Since we found the kid, he's been really on edge lately." Zoro answered in a equally hurried whisper all the while contemplating what he had said. It was the truth Luffy had gotten less childish as they continued to care for the kid, he had gotten really bad when some marines had found them and had tried to take the kid away from them.
"Ah, I see."
"Yeah."
When Luffy came out onto the deck again it was without a crying child and a very serious look. "So, will you be the godfather Sanji?"
The cook blinked at his captain, he had never seen his captain so serious out of battle it was slightly strange. "Why me?" Sanji just had to ask, he knew that he wasn't the most responsible person in the world and what Luffy and Zoro were doing was big. If something happened to them -and there was a chance something would with both of them having such high bounties- then he'd have to take care of the kid. He wasn't any good with kids!
Luffy lightly hummed for a moment before staring at Sanji straight on. "Because I- we believe that you'll be able to raise her without many problems, you did settle down and start your own restaurant and I heard the marines have pardoned you for saving a vice admirals life. Chopper's traveling a lot lately and we couldn't ask him to stop doing what he loves…… And the others just aren't attentive enough for my liking. I know Shanks and Ace could do it but Ace has a bounty as well and Shanks is older then all of us, well except Brook and I couldn't ask him to take care of a kid when he's a Youkou."
Sanji stared at his captain somberly then sighed and pulled a hand through his blonde hair. "Alright then, I'll be the brat's godfather."
With those words Luffy smiled his usual happy child like grin. "Wooh! Thanks Sanji. That's a load of you know? By the way….. Could you make me some food? I'm starving."
