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Chapter 16

May's POV

1. Say sorry to friends

Check, I thought to myself with a smile.

2. Tell Max about moving crap

Double the check, I thought with an even bigger smile.

3. Take Max to airport with the Rochambeau's to New York

That's what I need to do! I walked upstairs and to Max's room, I knocked before entering. "Hey Max, ready to go?"

Max who was finishing some last minute packings looked up with a grin, "Almost, I can't find Dad's dog chain."

I smiled softly, our fathers' dog chain was the last thing Max had of him before the accident. Dad was off to a business trip with Mom; leaving me in charge again. Max was upset about this being the fifth trip in a row; so to apologize, Dad gave the chain to Max.

"Max its around your neck," I giggled, Max looked down and noticed that the chain was right there the whole time. He glanced up back at me with a sheepish grin.

RING!

"That's them, come on!" I exclaimed; Max swifted up two suitcase, pushed me out of the way and ran down stairs.

I sweatdropped at his actions. But I followed him in a much slower pace, he had already opened the door and Mrs. Rochambeau was gushing him with complients.

Mr. Rochambeau's lips curved in a smile, "Nice to meet cha, Max," the smaller boy nodded. The elderly man looked up at his wife, "Are you ready to go, we have a plane to catch!"

They hugged me goodbye and I watched them hurry off to their car and drive off. Now I was offically alone. I sighed and took out my list I made and glanced at the current task.

Check-a-doodle-doo!

4. Tell WICKED director about quiting

There we go! I grabbed my coat and head off, I walked to the studio; I was a hour early so only the cheographer, music director, and director were just there. I think the costume, makeup, and set artist were off somewhere else in another room-desiginning for the cast.

They were chirping happily about their wifes, execpt one of them was a girl and hit the director.

"I am your wife!" she snapped.

Then she stalked off past me, muttering something about 'stupid men.'

I entered the room they both looked up at the entering figure. The director smiled, "Ah May! You're early!"

I cleared my thoart, "Actually, I came early to talk to you." They waited patiently for me to continue, I looked at the music director. He seem to caught the message and excuse himself to look over something.

"Is there a problem?" he asked cheerfully, a silver of guilt entered my system and I felt bad for the guy. He made the schedule so I could support Max. He was a nice guy who tried to make everyone happy as possible-like John Adams. I obviously I was Thomas Jefferson who was going to be a killjoy. Yippee for me...

"I have to quit the production, I'm so sorry!" I apologized the best I could; you could imagine my surprise when he just smiled.

"Alright!"

I gapped at him, as much as I would hated it-I was hoping for some tears! "Excuse me?"

He looked as if I was staring at him hardcore, "I said 'alright?'"

I threw my hands widly in the hand, squeaking, "And I asked 'excuse me!'"

"May, darling, you look like monkey when you do that. It would be pleasent if you stop," he said calmy, but his joking eyes gave it away.

"So you aren't upset about me leaving?" I asked, he waved me with a smile.

"No, of course not! It happens all the time!" he exclaimed. I smiled at him and hug him the side-huge, "thanks a lot."

"You are welcome, take care!" he called as I left the room. I walked towards a small cafe to stop for lunch-well, I saw this smoothie that looked amazing and I wanted to try it. And let me tell you, it surely was good! My eyes were closed and I was at total peace, I felt so relax in such a long time. I heard a cough in front of me that allowed them to open to find a brunette girl but it was lighter at the end and has blue-green eyes. She smiled, "Hey there, my name is Meghan. I could help but notice that you look a little bit upset. What's wrong?"

I smiled, she seemed really nice, "My name is May; nice you to meet you!"

She took a seat in an empty one, "Are you upset?"

I sighed and shrugged, "Sort of," I eyed her, "Why did you ask?"

"I can tell you look heartbroken, I know because so am I," it was like she saw right through me. She frowned, "My own boyfriend cheated on me!" I gapped, this was unbelievable-I've met a person who was basicially going through what I was. She flipped her hair in an annoyed fashion, "And that's not all-my friends are spilting apart by some annoying brats!"

I lightened up, I could really talk about my feelings without being judged, "That's so weird! So am I!"

We burst into a huge fit of giggles, I sunk back down into my chair. Though Meghan was getting hyper up, "We should team up and kill our ex-boyfriends! Which do you prefer: sword or bozuka?"

My mouth dropped, I wasn't going to go that far! Gosh, I wouldn't want to be the boyfriend right now. She was literally planning the killings, writing down events and cackling evilly. I gulped, oh God what did I do?

She looked up at me with a smug smile, "Now, do you want to team up or make this personal?"

"B-but you don't even know Drew!" I shuttered, my eyes widened when I figured out that I had just told her his name. Now I felt sorry for the grass head, he would be somewhat innocently walking down a sidewalk and out of nowhere there is screaming from a burnette girl before shooting him. Meghan grinned, her eyes shone in malice; she's going to kill Drew. But then I sighed in relief, it's a good thing that she doesn't know what Drew looks like though! Though her smile vanished into a deep frown, my worries came back.

"Wait," she growled. I snapped out of my thoughts and looked at Meghan confused. "Do you mean Drew Hayden?"

Now this is really creepy, "You are that May!" She stood up and pointed a finger at me in shock, "Drew cheated on you with Terra and I!"

You gotta be kidding me, right? Drew cheated on me with two fucking girls! I groaned, "Oh my God, I'm so sorry! I had no idea about that!" She snorted, "So now do you want to completely kill that bastard or what?" I shook my head, images of Shedon flashed over me.

"Sorry, I can't, Meghan. I hope you understand," I apologized. She nodded, "Yeah, I understand." She giggled and winked at me, "Just don't be surprise when you see Drew's name in the newspaper!" She grabbed my hand and shook it, "See you later, May!"

And then she was gone.

She may be bubbly but she sure if menacing! I shivered and left the shop, I looked down at my list.

5. Sell non-needed stuff

Then I head home to figure out what I need to sell and don't.

The Meghan girl is our one and only Moonlight's Shadow Warrior

At the Studio

Drew's POV

It was going to be an awesome day today! I was totally sure of it. No guilt rising up on my back about May. She was happy for me and Terra; still it shocked me but I shrugged it off and entered the studio. I frowned slightly at the non sight of a burnette with sparkling sapphire eyes. I shook my head from the bad thoughts; no Drew, you are going out with Terra. I smirked and flipped my green bangs, yeah, hot sexy Terra.

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard! Damn right! It's better than yours!" a familiar ringtone burst out of nowhere. Everyone stopped talking to turn towards me, silent. Dead silent in the room. Awh crap, I forgot to change my ringtone when May changed it! And why in hell is it on full blast? No, I have no idea.

The room's silence turn into a giant fit of giggles and snickers, I think I liked it better silent. I growled and snatched the cell phone out of my pocket. I was going to kill whoever the fuck who 'caused me to be embarrssed like this. The Drew doesn't get humilated. I looked down at the small screen with a glare and started to hiss.

Gary.

In rage, I pressed the TALK button and muttered an unhappy greeting. Gary, who was on the other line, was talking in a quiet whisper.

"Drew! I found out who started the rumor about me being gay!" he hushed. I nodded my head casually, so that explains why gays were chasing him...

"Yeah? Who?"

"It was Leaf, man! Leaf! She started it! But I can't pound on her since he's my ex!" he whispered. My eyes burst out of the original area. Whoa, Leaf started the rumors? Wow, that's low and harsh-even for Paul.

"Really, man? And why the hell are you whisperin'?" I asked into the phone. I swear I heard crying from the other side.

"I'm hiding from the Gay Harley, man! Him and some other gays are chasin' me! I'm hiding in the women's department! But I have to be quiet since they are right in front of me!" he whimpered. I rolled my eyes but I couldn't help but felt sorry for the player. Every hot guy like me has to go through the 'Attack of the Gay Phase.'

"Why would you hide in there? That's their kingdom! Enter the Manly Depo! I repeat! Enter the Manly Depo!" I hissed, people were staring at me as if I was insane. I couldn't care less, this was a very important mission. The Manly Depo (or Home Depo) is the one place where girls would never go. Even Misty doesn't like it in there. When I asked May when we were dating why the place was so horrible to them; she thought the place was dull and depressing. So now it's like a hideout from angry girlfriends or a base from fan girls.

Giggling.

There was giggling on the other side, that only meant one thing; the Gays found Gary.

"Aw shittzles! They found me! Reporting to Manly Depo NOW!"

Annoyed with it, I hung up. That should save him for a couple of hours until they give up and go home. People were still staring, I shrugged, "Girl problem."

"The Manly Depo?" the guy who played Boq asked. See! He knows what I'm talking about! The guys made a sound of understanding and nod their heads while the girls looked confused.

The Manly Depo is a legend for hiding and shopping at the same time.

After

Something was bugging me the whole rehearsal and I had to ask the director about it. I tapped his shoulder lightly, he turned around with a smile, "Hiya there Drewster! What can I help you with?" This is what I like about him, he assist my needs with full attention.

I stuff my hands in the pockets, "Where's May? Is she sick or something?" The director shook his head sadly, "No sonny, she had to quit the performance."

My heart dropped, May left the musical. I only join this stupid thing to protect her-well, back then I did. I sighed and ran my fingers through my hair, I guess I'll just do the stupid thing. I thanked the director for his time and left the building, I was on my way down to Terra's house when I heard a very loud shriek. I frowned slightly and looked around for the source. I shrugged, oh well-it might of been some bird choking on something.

"Ah! Die Drew Hayden-DIE!" a familiar voice sneered loudly then was followed by fast footsteps. I turned and saw my ex girlfriend, Meghan, running towards me and let me be the first to say that she does not look happy. 'She screamed 'die Drew Hayden, die! Does that sound positive to you!' my thoughts question my stupidty.

My eyes widened and searched desepartely for the Manly Depo! Crap! That's none in sight! I perched myself on my tiptoes, there it is! I turn around and noted that Meghan was catching up fast. I gulped and sprinted down the road, fast. I heard a sound of reloading and then a shot not so far away from my body. Oh shit! This chick brought a gun! I squealed in fright and tried to dodge Meghan's aim, but damn! She was an expert shot! But luckily for my hot body and valuable life, the Manly Depo was a couple yards away! I shot up a pump fist up in the air and exclaiming "Yes!"

And I ran inside, thanking God that Meghan didn't follow me in!

Athena's POV

In Front of Dawn's House

Well, here it goes, I thought to myself with a nervous gulp. I knocked on the door a few times and Dawn answered a little bit later. She smiled at me and invited me in. I sighed and I told her the truth, like Paul; she didn't get mad. She laughed, "Oh Cindy-"

"Actually my name is Athena," I corrected her, Dawn nodded.

"Right, Paul and I are mad at each other for other reasons also, you see-one day I was invited over to Pauls' house and he wasn't there. Instead Reggie was there, he explained to me that Paul went out to get dinner. So I decided to wait until he gets back, but then Reggie sat really close to me and started to flirt. I kept reminding him that I was dating his brother. Obviously he didn't get the message. Reggie was practicially on top of me, almost to a kiss when Paul came in. Reggie quickly got off and blamed me for the whole thing," Dawn explained. My mouth gapped.

"Did you tell Paul?" I asked bewildered, though I was half relief that I didn't 'cause much damage. She nodded with her eyes narrowed.

"Of course I did, Paul was just stubborn and refused to believe me. He literally kicked me out of his house," she huffed with a swift of her blue hair.

"I'm sorry, Dawn," I apologized feeling sorry for the bluenette.

"Hey, can I ask you something?" she asked curiously, I took a quick glance at my watch. I still had some time left before I needed to go home.

"Sure, shoot," I muttered.

"Do you like Brendan?"

I choked on my invisible water, "What?"

"Do you like Brendan," she repeated. My hands got really sweaty in her cool house and my face got hot, she smiled happily.

"Aw, you're blushing!" she squealed. I shook my head, "N-no, I don't like Brendan!"

She quirked an eyebrow supiciously, I noticed that I felt very cautious. "Then what gave you the idea to apologize to me?" Wha? When did this girl became so darn smart! What did made me come to Dawn? That's right, it was Paul! But what made me confess to Paul? I gasped, oh no-it was Brendan! But of course it was guilt to make Paul not hate me! Right? I grabbed my purse and made a mad dash to the door and muttering quickly, "I have to go."

I could barely hear her snicker and exclaim, "She's just in denial."

Dawn's POV

I snickered as Athena ran to the door and mumbled, "I have to go."

"She's just in denial," I said in a singsong voice; I so have to get them together. Before I dig my nose into someone else business like Paul states it, I have to still be mad at Paul. I mean, how can I like Reggie if I love Paul? Come on, seriously, I spent and teach at a MatchMaker Camp-I know these things. I'm a highly trained professional: the hints to a crush, date asking, on-date tips. It basicially goes up to marriage. I learned this techinque for May, Misty, Leaf and I on purpose. It sometimes just happens and you have to be prepared for it!

I observed Athena and I could totally tell that she liked Brendan very much. The blushings is like the most obvious hint there is and honey; there was a lot of red of her cheeks.

Misty's POV

I sighed as I drew a slash heart in the water, the coolness touched my fingers and I relax into it. I missed Ash. I missed having him around and hitting him on the head for being an idiot. Don't look at me like that, it's how I show my affection for him. I mean, I'm not going to pull a Dawn and immediately say that I'm in love with Ash. We are still in high school and things are bound to happen, he'll be off to college one day and probably have an affair with some blonde.

Speaking of that, I don't trust that Mandy girl. I have an instinct that says that she's dangerous and the vibes are killing me. Ash seemed...sadder; don't good sad like a random dog in the dog sad but bad sad. As if his world is going to shatter. Hell, I don't know what the deal is with him. I tried asking numerous times but each one he pushes me away and goes deeper into the shadows. He changed so much.

For an example, he would sit back in the room with all the depressing people in black with a hard glares on their faces and snarled at a student walking by. No, that's not Ash on who I remembered. He was sit either in the middle or front with a huge goofy grin on his smile and greet warmly to others. Ash was down to earth and kind.

But now, he's up in space and angry. I groaned, what is he so mad about anyways? I can't figure that out! Ash has a look on his face all the time.

That Ash isn't the guy who I fell in love with.

Wait, I didn't mean 'in love!' It slipped out, I breathe out heavily. God, things don't just slip out. I did love Ash but I'm don't digging what he became.

"Hey what's with the long face?" a voice startled me. I gasped in surprise and turned around to find my neighbor, Andy smiling softly at me.

"Nothing," I said in a quick pace. Andy walked beside me by the pool and sat down. I didn't notice at the time what we were really close. I needed someone to talk to and Andy was here.

I hadn't realize that I had cry when Andy gently wiped away a tear and can closer. "It doesn't seem like nothing, tell me why you are upset."

His voice was so sweet and soft and his lips were so dangerously close to my own, "I'm in sort of a problem." I pulled a way before I do something I will regret as I added, "I will figure it out myself, don't worry." His smoothing voice got out my heart as Andy lean forward towards my ear, whispering, "It doesn't look like nothing." I gulped and looked towards me. I found myself leaning forward and mumbled, "Where life takes us it will go."

Our lips were about to touch when a loud yet angry holler broke out trance, "Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing!"

I gasped and bolt my head up while Andy swore under his breathe, there stood Ash. Eyes burning into Andy's, fist curled up in fist, snarling.

My guess is that he's not very happy.

Ash's POV

My mom sent me over to the carrot headed house to borrow some of that milk she needs for dinner, the pyhsco blonde let out an obinixous high pitch squeal, "Oh hiya Ash! Misty is in the backyard by the pool!"

I snorted as I held up my measuring cup, "My mother needs some milk."

I saw her face fell and muttered, "How much?"

"One-fourth," I stated boredly. I turned around as I saw something red on the corner of my eye, somehow my fist were clenched as I saw Misty and some dude that were really close to each other. My lips went up in a snarl, I stomped over to the backyard. I don't know why it bothered me so much with I'm pratically hooked on Mandy. Though this made me when to kill the damn guy.

""Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing!" I hollered over at them, Misty gasped and bolt her head up. The dude sighed with a swore and turned around. She looked very surprised to see me standing here. I marched over to the guy and held him up by the collar, "Uh? What do you think you were doing with my girl!"

He rose an eyebrow but I could still tell that he was scared, "Your girl? Misty isn't yours if you actually spend time together!"

A growl escaped from my throat, I turn my attention to Misty. She looked at me with wide eyes and mouth dropped, "Come here girl."

Her eyes narrowed at my choice of words, I gulped secretly. She stood up, pushed the dude who was trying to gallop on her -much to my delight- and stomped towards me. But on her way over, she hollered to the shit bag, "Andy go home!"

He didn't argue and quickly left, Misty glared at me, "Where the hell have you been these past two months?"

I huffed, she didn't need to know. Man, is this really a bad relationship. I cleared my throat, more like relation-shit, man. I mean, why the hell am I with her if we can't break up. It's obvious that I'm with Mandy, now that's a babe.

Back to Misty, even I notice that when were do encounter; we argue and fight over the stupidest things. More than usual, like when Misty took my pencil. My fucking pencil! It's mine, man! Fine! She was just blown away when I let out a colorful string of insults and curse words. She then told me to shut my mouth before I get in trouble. Who the hell does she think she is, my fucking mother?

Why can't we just be immature and just end the thing? It's like 'hey come here, yeah, I want to talk to you about something. Let's break up, ahaha that was some good memories.' Instead of staying with her for like three or SEVEN years and decide to end it. No, that's bull.

The next thing I knew, we were fighting. I threw out an insult, and she would come back with a fucking good comeback. It was natural science of pissing people off, baby.

I look to my left, and I started to get really angry about what I saw.

"Babe! Babe! What the hell! Why is the towels in order from lightest to darkest! So I could find the color blue to second I want to use it!" Misty gapped, I gesture wildly at the towels, "This shit is all scramble up! What the hell are you! A fucking retard!" Misty's eyebrow twitched, "Really Ash! They are in order because of Violet! Are you going to fight me for three days because of it!"

I shook my head violently, "No because I'm bored!"

The battle has begun and I got into it. In this...conflict, I only want one thing for Misty. For her to cry! Not the total bawling, no, that's annoying and obinixous. Just that single tear running down her face, now that's a victory.

"You are such a stupid bitch who uses a blanket to sleep with since the age of sixteen!" I hollered, and there it was! That small tear running down her face, she quickly wiped it away as she didn't want me to see it. I grinned maliciously, I won this fight! Oh yeah!

"Why did you say that?" she asked quietly, wiping the tear away. Misty cleared her throat, and locked her leg. Giving her a sassy attitude look, she touched her jawline as I went off on her. I won the battle man! I won it!

"You are a fucking whore to go with that moron, Andy was it!" she nodded, and said a small 'uh huh.'

Dude, she's agreeing with me! That's amazing! And best of all, it's Misty! She's a tough girl and I'm her butter who's softing her up! Oh yeah...

"You can't even pass US History, it's easy for crying out loud!"

"You're right, you are absolutely right."

Little did I knew that I had driven in fuckville, and Misty is the MAYOR!

Misty touched her forehead, sliding down her hand slowly and swoosh her hand in front of her-like a windshield wiper movement. Her hand traveled back to her body, holding the back of her neck. She pivot left and took four steps to the door, turned around and said something ever quietly. Like a whisper.

You know why, to tell me fucking listen!

"Well, your stupid like your father..." and she left.

I snorted, what the hell. That didn't mean anything! I followed Misty inside, took the cup of milk for blondie and left.

I went home to give the milk to mother and left to Manly Depo for some thinking. I went inside and gone to the back, I paced around and thought about our arguement. I went home, ate dinner, and went to bed. Though that one simple sentence never left my head.

I got into bed, giggling like a mad man, "Stupid like your father...ehehe." I closed my eyes, five seconds later I jolt up and screamed, "MY FATHER IS A BRILLANT MAN! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!" My brain had exploded.

Fuck, Misty fucking brain ninja me! And the worst part, it was totally secretive. I didn't know when she did it. But I tell you something, it was a tic tac line but was a fucking demonator!

So the next morning, I went searching through the school hallways. We need to fucking fight some more! Nose flared out my nostrils, running into classroom to classroom. My head was filled with such hate and frustration, I didn't even remember the fucking layout to my own high school!

When I finally found her, she was in the cafeteria at lunch with Leaf, May, and Dawn. I snarled at her and stomped over to her.

Then something hit me, I didn't even know what the say! I had no dialouge prepared!

"Fuck you Misty!" everyone in there gasped, I got a little louder, swear more than usual, and I point out the obvious. Misty and her friends giggled, she had obviously had told them about it. "Oh yeah! You are just going to eat your fucking pizza! Eat pizza up your fucking ass! Uh? Just going to sit there Uhhhh!" I imaniting Misty eating her pizza. "What you are going to do? Eat the fucking pizza! Who bought the fucking pizza! Who bought the fucking pizza!"

"She did," May snapped, defending her friend.

"She did? No I did! I bought the fucking pizza! I love pizza! You know why, when I was little when I asked my dad for pizza! He give me it! You know why, because he's a fucking smart guy! You don't even know!"

My vocal chords start to shake, making it harder for me to speak, "You...don't...even...know!" I sighed heavily, "You don't even know!" My last 'know' was at a high pitch, Misty and her friends burst into laughter. My lip trembled and I walked away, defeated, sniffling.

The whole fight is based off of Dane Cook on Why Women Win Fights which I do not own.

Mandy's POV

My red lipstick lips went up in a snarl, I chased after Ash. "Ash!"

He turned around, "What Mandy? What?"

"What the mother fucker was that?" I asked angrily. He sniffed.

"My father isn't stupid, Mandy, he isn't," he said in a quiet voice. I rolled my eyes, "How 'bout we go get you some of that cocaine that you love so much."

Around the corner, I heard a loud gasp. Stepping into the dim light was Misty, she glared at both of us. She looked at Ash first, "What is she talking about, Ash?"

I heard him swallow hard, "Uh...Mandy is giving me a luxurious life of cigarettas, beer, and drugs? Sounds nice, huh?"

Her glare hardened, "No it doesn't, it's stupid and wrong."

Misty looked at me with a piercing glare, if looks can kill...

"Why did you do that...to...my...sweet...innocent...boyfriend! He was fine the way he was! You made his life so much harder!" Misty screamed at me, her fist were clenched and unclenched with hatred.

I smirked, "No, Ashy boy here was having trouble in his classes. I'm helping him."

"How did that help? You are just screwing it up more! If you needed help, go to a conueslor or get a freaking tutor!" she shrieked.

I snickered, walking a step towards her, "Maybe you are just jealous that Ash chose me over you."

Misty growled dangerously and tackled me to the ground, she wailed on top of me and punched me in the face. Between each punch was a word, "You -punch- leave -punch- Ash -punch- alone! Do...you...read...me!"

I screeched in pain and fear, and clawed her with my nails. "Get off of me!"

Misty got off but pulled me up by grabbing my shirt collar, "Leave Ash alone. Don't even come five feet of him. If you do get close to him, I would shave the skin off your face and throw you in a desperate nerd club, understand?"

Shaking in fear, I nodded without hestiation when she let go, I ran to my next class.

Misty's POV

I glared at Mandy's retreating figure down the hall, I looked at Ash who's eyes were wide. Shaking my head, I went to my next class. A few steps away from him, I cock my head to the side and muttered, "I'm so disappointed with you Ashton Ketchum."

Things will never be the same.

Me: well what do you think? Was that a good chapter or not?

Misty: *grins* I beat up Mandy!

Me: Sure, but I have storywriting contest for you guys. The options are:

Dating a fern(the tree)?

Groaning at random times?

Or talking to myself

The only shippings avaible are ikarishipping, pokeshipping, contestshipping, or oldrivalshipping. It has to be complete (grammar, puntaction, and correct spelling). It can either be an oneshot or 2 through 5 chapters. The due date is on February 29th.

ATTENTION FOR COMPETIORS! You must email me on if you are competing! But remember to have fun with it!

Drew: You are behind on your stories and yet you held a contest?

Me: Yup!

Drew: *rolls eyes* R&R