I've been terrible haven't I? I haven't updated this story in a while. Wah! Gomen, Gomen! I'm so sorry! To make it up to you I added a little something something at the end of this letter! It's a blast from the past!

Disclaimer: ...........Don't own One Piece.......

Jailer

Roronoa Zoro was what many people called a 'ass', or a 'bastard', and a 'demon' was thrown into the mixture at one point, but what he never expected to be was caught. You read right, the legendary Roronoa Zoro known for bringing in the bounties of more then a thousand wanted men most of them being fey that had gone rouge from there court had been captured. And the way he was captured wasn't normal in the least, or maybe it was. He didn't know nor did he really give a damn. All he knew was that he was caught captured imprisoned whatever the hell you call it; all he knew or gave a dame about was that he was stuck, and he did not enjoy being stuck. Especially when a stupid smiling fey wearing a straw hat was grinning down at him.

You see, Roronoa Zoro had been minding his own business when it happened….

The birds chattered gaily in the trees above as the squirrels frolicked happily while collecting their nuts to store for winter and the cute little bunny rabbits hopped along so cheerfully. Well all the happy feeling rushed out of the bright sunny day like water from a canteen with a hole in it as soon as the haunting aura of one Roronoa Zoro entered the pretty little forest. And then the haunting aura passed as a very confused and fury injected aura replaced it. "What the hell! Why can't I find the damn way out of this crappy place?!?! Fuck!"

The birds twittered under their little birdie breathes affronted as they put their wings on top of their eggs to hopefully block out the foul ones words as not to taint their innocent not quite born children. The squirrels contemplated throwing their much needed nuts at the intruder who was making this so very blessed day not so blessed, and the rabbits, the dear, dear sweet rabbits eyes flashed dangerously as they quietly plotted with the oh so cute twitches of their noses ways to kill or at least maim the horrible man that had dared to disturb the peaceful forest on that day of all days! The day when their ever beloved Monkey D. Luffy was finally returning to them!

Monkey D. Luffy you see is a very important person, a very important person indeed. He is the fey that brings all the good things in life to flourishing, he brings spring and with it the promise of new life and the dazzling shine of the sun ready to warm everything to blooming. He's a protector that will not allow what he thinks as under his protection be harmed in any way. He blesses all the newly born little ones with his mark so all know that they are his and that if they are hurt then he will hurt the transgressor.

And this, this ruffian was ruining the glorious day that he was finally coming home from being away at his older brother Ace's court! Ah, did we forget to mention? Ace his older brother is the King of the Summer court, while Kidd is the King of the Dark Court, Chopper is the King of the Winter Court, and Luffy himself is the King of the High Court. But not many people actually know that Luffy is in control of the High Court because he's usually here in the forest with them leaving Nami in control, so that the other fey excluding the people closest to the other monarchs think that Nami is the Queen of the High Court and Luffy's well…… Just another face in the crowd, which they really shouldn't because with that passing thought that Luffy really isn't important they're horribly mean and show their true colors. The colors that they hide when talking to someone with the kind of power that Luffy has, but maybe that's why Luffy does what he does so he knows the true fey, not the careful mask made to make 'friends in high places'.

But back to the point! The riffraff of a human, a fey killing human was disturbing the preparations of Luffy's return! And that would just not do, so the rabbit's with their twitching noses used their tactical skills to figure out how to trap the idiot human so they could all get back to preparing for Luffy to come back. And they did set up a trap and the trap did work, the sad part is that all they did was dig a hole and then cover it with leaves. Yes, very sad indeed.

So when the King of the High Court Monkey D. Luffy showed up he instead of finding his adorable friends in the woods being happy and waiting in anticipation of his arrival he found his adorable friends being tense and waiting in anticipation for his arrival. "Uh….. Nani? Why is there a human in hole?"

"Brat! Get me out of here now!" The 'brat' stared down at the green haired man that had been trapped by the rabbits in confusion, before ever so slowly a grin split his face.

"……..So…..What'd you do to get them so upset?"

And that is how Roronoa Zoro got captured. And now he was left stuck in a hole, in the ground, with an idiot fey with a stupid grin on his face looking down at him. "Brat, I was talking to you, get me the hell out of here." The green haired fey hunter wasn't about to answer the stupid question on who'd he upset; there wasn't anyone to upset in the first place!

Zoro stared up at Luffy, and kept staring, and kept staring…… "Nani?" Luffy tilted his head to the side in apparent confusion, the hell he was confused but the human didn't know that and this was entertaining to say the least. "How'd you get down there?...... Did you make the rabbits mad? Because they do this sometimes….. Although the last person they did it to was Sanji, and that was because he was hitting on Robin and they like Robin so…… What did you do to make them so mad?" Zoro just continued to stare, really was this fey mental? Like hell it was the rabbits that dug the stupid hole, the stupid rodents probably couldn't tell there left from their right. So he decided to ignore the stupid comment coming from the Baka fey. "So?" And still staring and silence met the King of the High Court. "Ara! You're not going to tell me? Fine then, I won't let you out until you tell me what you did to make the rabbits mad at you!"

And with those words Luffy left to take a nap. But not without one little comment. "Your kinda cute by the way, well ja ne for now!" And with that the straw hat wearing King ran off to take a nap.

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And here is the little something something I've decided to give you all to in my way beg for forgiveness for my forgetfulness! For you kids it's….. Kidd! So please forgive me, PLEASE!

Disclaimer (Again): Tell the truth I don't think I have to put this here but oh well! Me no owns the wonderfulness that is One Piece, and yes One Piece is wonderful. If you don't think it is then piss off you whiney little runt! *Cough* *Clears throat* Excuse my language, only Zoro and Kidd have the right to talk like that.

Bounties

Captain Eustass Kidd the captain of you guessed it the Kidd Pirate crew had long ago forgone believing the press, because really people the Marines and the Government controlled all of that shit. And of course the Marines would print out lies about the so called 'criminals' or as this day and age called them pirates. So when he had first read the paper and saw that the idiots who controlled said paper had printed that the Straw-Hat pirate crew had single handedly destroyed Enies Lobby he had merely thrown the paper where it belonged, in the trash. But imagine his surprise when not three days later he was flipping through that lying drivel and came across the captain's of the so called pirate crew that had 'destroyed' the Judicial Island bounty poster. It was 300,000,000 belli! A mere 15 million less then his! Kidd couldn't believe it, this….. Goofy naïve looking kid with that overly happy smile was worth 300,000,000 belli? When he flipped to the next poster it showed the first mate 'Pirate Hunter Zoro' of the Straw-Hats with a bounty of 120,000,000 belli. What. The. Hell?!?!? What was going on? When Kidd continued flipping he was met with even more bounties for people from the Straw-Hats. So Kidd did the only rational thing a person would do in his case he sat and read what the paper actually said and when he did he had a whole new opinion of 'Straw-Hat'. He was a reckless crazy idiot, who had a cute smile.