And here is L, gomen for taking so long to update but it's been chaotic with tests right before break and the end of the Tri-mester.

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Lucky

Nico Robin was really starting to wonder what had happened to create such a mess. Luffy and a half naked Zoro were caught by Chopper and Usopp making out in a closet, Nami was caught spying on the two, Sanji was found knocked out in a separate closet half way across the ship, and Franky was discovered tied up in the tea room with a calm Brook sitting on him sipping his tea peacefully and every so often tapping Franky's forehead with his heel while humming Bink's Sake. She really did wonder how this all mayhem started and then when she thinks she comes to the conclusion that it was that games fault that her nakama were acting this way. The game was Strip Poker and the Straw Hats had played it merely two hours in advance to all the chaos that Robin now found herself witnessing.

It was a peaceful night. All was calm and the water was just gently rippling, enough to keep them moving at a decent pace but safe enough that no one had to watch out for anything in the sea. They were at a an area where Sea Kings for some reason didn't come and Nami had predicted the weather for the next four days, sunny and calm for two of them then on the third it would start to get rougher and on the fourth a storm would hit. But yes, since they didn't really have to do anything Nami suggested that they play a game, and not just any game but Poker. And most of the crew refused to play Poker with Nami if they were using money so Sanji along with Brook suggested that they play Strip Poker……. And well after some beatings from Nami for suggesting the idea, innocent questions from Chopper on how you play 'Strip Poker', outrageous answers from Usopp, and a happy yell from Luffy that they'd all play brought them to the real start of all the disorder.

And then the game started and that's where Robin would guess that everything really started moving along. Chopper and Franky were already out of the game in four hands accounting to their lack of clothing to begin with, and the fact that Chopper was just too innocent to play the game correctly and Franky didn't have a Poker face to speak of. Next to go was Robin herself and Usopp. Robin just gave up and stopped playing after she lost her shoes to the disappointment of Sanji and Usopp was called on his bluffs one to many times.

The five remaining players were to be expected to a point. Nami because Poker was a way to make money, a underhanded, cunning way, the kind of thing that you expected Nami to excel at so far she had lost her left shoe and the hair tie she had previously been using. Brook was also to be expected because of how long he had lived, so he had a lot more experience then the others and a pretty good Poker face to boot throughout the game he'd lost his hat, cane, and his right shoe. Sanji wasn't that big of a surprise, he was the one to suggest Strip Poker and attempt to explain to Chopper how you played so he had to know something, but even with his knowledge he had lost his shoes, his socks , his coat, and his vest. Zoro was a little bit of a surprise, but only slightly if you thought about it, Zoro was mainly playing to bet and embarrass Sanji, and so far he had lost his shoes, two of his earrings, his shirt, and his bandanna. Now Luffy still being in the game was what surprised everyone. With how Luffy was the Straw-Hats that knew the game and knew how to play it had thought that the rubbery boy that was their captain would of lost immediately but it was not so. In fact Luffy had yet to lose any of his clothing making Nami and the others wonder how their captain had become such a card shark.

A couple hands later along with a few mugs of sake found Zoro losing his last earring, Sanji taking off his tie and shirt, Nami removing her other shoe, Brook bailing out of the game when he got down to only his shirt and pants, and Luffy taking off one of his sandals. By this time the four players left all had serious faces on…. Well except for Luffy who had his ever present smile in place. And one by one each was taken down.

First to go was Nami…

A smile from the rubbery teen, "Call."

"Full House Luffy! Let's see you beat that!" Nami's grin split her face as she slammed the cards down onto the table.

"Ara? Alright then, Royal Flush." And with that Nami was down to her shorts and tank top.

"I impede! I'm dropping out!" A frown and a loud protest from Sanji only to be hit in the face by Nami, "Shut up you pervert! I am not going to let you people see me naked!"

Second was Sanji……

"Go to hell Moss Head! You had to have cheated! There is no way in hell that you could have gotten a better hand then me!"

"Tough Luck Ero Cook because I did and you lost so you're out of the game." A smirk, "I win."

"The hell you win! I still have clothes, so I'm still in!" And it was true Sanji still had his pants and underwear on.

"Sanji, you're done playing." And with those words Sanji swooned and dropped the cards he had previously been holding to go baby and fawn over Nami.

"Che, baka."

Until finally it was down to Luffy and Zoro……

"Na? Zoro?"

"Yeah?"

"I'm bored, this isn't fun anymore!!!" Zoro looked up quickly and found that yes; Luffy looked extremely bored and was by now tying his fingers together to entertain himself.

"So?"

"I want to do something else."

"Luffy! You have to finish the game baka, just win the next hand and you can leave." And what Nami said was true, Zoro was down to the point where everyone had been disqualified or else they'd be completely naked the next hand. A swift sweep of the room showed that Brook and Franky had disappeared to somewhere, Sanji was in the kitchen, Chopper and Usopp had fallen asleep, and Nami and Robin were watching the game closely.

"Na.... Fine." Luffy waited with a pout on his face while Zoro laid his cards down on the table, three of a kind. "I win Zoro." And indeed Luffy did as he laid down his own cards showing he had a flush. "Let's go play a different game Zoro!" And with that Luffy and Zoro were gone.

A few minutes later some yelling could be herd before a crash then silence, the abrupt silence caused Chopper and Usopp who had woke up during the crash to go investigate and Nami to disappear leaving Robin by herself.

Now when Robin finally decided to go and see what her fellow Straw Hats were doing and found them all in the situations that were previously puzzled over she blinked once then asked how everything happened.

Apparently Franky had made Brook mad somehow causing the boney musician to tie him up and sit on him, Nami was a closet perv, Sanji had walked in on Luffy in Zoro in the closet he was found in causing Zoro to knock him out and migrate himself and Luffy to a new closet to continue where they left off, Chopper and Usopp had found them when Robin had gone to look for everyone else, and Luffy and Zoro were trying to find some privacy.