T: Hiya again! Erm.. A vast! Yar! There, that should do it for pirate speak. Um. Yeah! I've gotten Shadi to help me out with the disclaimers and such!

SHADI: Help? You pulled up beside my yacht and threw a bag over my head!

T: *Ahem * Look, we could stand here and debate over whom kidnapped whom, or we could not keep the nice people waiting.

SHADI: *Grumbles *

T: *Singsong Voice * If you stay and help I'll let you walk around in my mind!

SHADI: Finally! Something I'm good at! *Whips out Sennen Key * T doesn't-

T: If you're going to do it, do it right!

SHADI: Oh, yes, the full title. T, Pirate Duke Of Leprechauns, doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Star Wars or Lord Of The Rings. I'm not sure she even owns sanity.

T: I keep it in a jar.

SHADI: See what I mean, reader?

T: I OWN YOUR SOUL! MWAHAHAHAHAH! Jokes.

SHADI: That's enough out of you, Leprechaun girl! Less talkie more walkie! * Sticks key to her forehead *

Chapter Two

OF SNORING WOOKIES AND INSOMNIACS

Nobody in Han's room got a good night's sleep. Chewbacca snored like a bulldozer, and growled in his sleep. Yami Yugi had gotten a large scratch on his face when he and Han had smothered Chewie with a pillow to get him to shut it. In fact, nobody had gotten a good night's sleep. Yugi hadn't slept at all hearing the catfight between Bakura and his Yami. "Watch where you put your leg Ryou!" "Get your arm off me!" "Augh! You drooled on my chest!" "What were you doing so close to me anyway!?" and the mattress would squeak every time they'd push one another. "Shut up!"Yugi would yell, and Yami would whack him with a pillow, and Bakura would sit on Yami's chest and smother him for it. " Get off!" Yami Bakura would yell, muffled by the pillow. He'd squirm so much that Yugi thought the mattress would fall on him. Eventually Yami Bakura grabbed Bakura by the hips and shoved him sideways. Yami Bakura panted. "You're lucky I still haven't killed you." He hissed. Soon they'd both fallen asleep, and Yugi did too. Then the peace was somehow shattered. Apparently, Gandalf and Yoda had gotten over their fear of each other, and had become quite chatty. Tea, who was on the other side of the wall, could stand it no longer. " SHUT UP!!" She screamed. Her scream echoed through the halls, and woke Yami Yugi, who stormed out into the hall and slammed the door behind him. The slam woke Han, who sat up startled. Very P.O'd, he yelled at the top of his lungs. " SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYIN' TO SLEEP HERE!" Han's voice woke up Yami Bakura, who realized that he and Bakura were very close to one another. Bakura woke up at the exact same time, and he and Yami began fighting over who should move over. In turn, they woke up Yugi, Who hollered "WHO CARES WHEATHER YOU'RE CLOSE TO EACH OTHER OR NOT? YOU'RE SLEEPING!" Unfortunately, Yami Yugi had just settled the quarrel between Tea and Yoda, and had no patience left. "QUIET!" Yami's booming voice would have startled any normal person, as was just said, normal. Yami Bakura calmly told him to mind his own business, and the two Yami's began to fight. A startling roar from Chewbacca silenced everyone, and they were quiet for the remaining three hours of night.

By this time everyone was quite cranky. Han held a meeting, to discuss what had happened the night before. Han became quite business like, and was pacing across the room from where everyone was sitting.
"Now then." Han said when everyone was seated. "About last night. This is not a hard problem to solve. Gandalf, Yoda, no more talking, and for God's sake put some pants on!" Han exclaimed to Yoda, who was still in his underpants. Gandalf chuckled. "Some of the fruit is out of the loom, my friend." He said. "Hmmmm.. Yes.." Yoda replied, looking down. A horrified expression crossed Tea's face. Han continued "Tea, no yelling. Yami Yugi, no slamming doors. Chewie, no snoring." Tea nodded, Yami Yugi grunted in approval, and chewie growled.
"Bakura, Yami Bakura, you're sharing a bed, so deal with it. Yugi, no yelling. And I myself will try not to lose my patience." Yami Bakura grinned. "You're forgetting one thing Han." "What?" "Don't pet your wookie." Silence. Yami Yugi cast him a sideways glance. "Don't mind him. He's a nut." Tea said.
All of the sudden Bakura began giggling like a schoolgirl. A high pitch giggle that startled many people. Yami Yugi bent down and looked at Bakura. "What's so funny?" he asked.
Yami Bakura laughed. He grinned at his hikari. "Or anyone else's wookie, for that matter." This made Bakura giggle louder, until he was red in the face. He fell sideways, laughing like a hyena, onto Yami Yugi. Gandalf and Yoda started laughing. Soon the whole room was rocking except for Tea and Han. "Sick!" Tea cried, slapping Yami upside the head.
Han glared coldly. "I could make comments about you too. Like why are you so attached to Bakura?" the whole room went silent. Yami stood up. "Yami...control yourself." Yami Yugi said. Chewie growled at Han to do the same. Yami Bakura snickered. His hand shot out and he grabbed Bakura's wrist. Yugi gasped. What was this about? Yami pulled him close, and put his arm around his shoulders. The silver haired teen stared, confused. Yami pinched his cheek, hard. Bakura winced. " ISN'T HE SO CUUUTE!"Yami hollered, hugging him and planting two wet kisses on both cheeks before cackling and walking out of the room. Confusedly, he wiped Yami's spit off his face and rubbed the blue mark on his cheek. Everyone in the room blinked wildly. "That was weird." Tea said. Gandalf was the first to speak. "I'll make breakfast." and he left. "What a demented freak!" Han remarked.

WITTY PHANTOM: Didn't that take a wild turn, reader?

RAY: *bored expression* Wake me when it gets exciting.

WITTY PHANTOM: It already is. And, it will get very interesting, reader, as they all crack!

RAY: And we feed them to ravenous beavers!

WITTY PHANTOM: *blinks* always the beavers... Anyway, reader, I won't keep you waiting.

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