Me: Hey guys! Sorry about the late update, I've been really busy.
Drew: Oh, yeah? Doing what?
Me: I was in Orlando for my choir trip was there for four days without a laptop, performing at the last Spring Show concert and crying my eyes out from the fact that my choir teacher isn't going to be here next year, and I was at the theater banquet not long ago. Not to mention that I have a major project to complete along with finals. Is that busy enough for you, Drew?
Drew: (puts hands up in surrender)
Me: Haha, that's what I thought.
May: You got told!
Drew: Shut up!
May: No, you shut you lawn!
Drew: Lawn? Really, May? Out of everything green in this world, you choose a lawn?
May: Yes, so what of it?
Drew: Ugh, I'm surrounded by idiots.
Me: Excuse me, do you know whom you are talking to?
Drew: An idiot.
Me: Wrong answer, Drew. Excuse me, Sunrise. Could you come here for a second?
Drew: Who's Sunrise?
Sunrise: I am! And I love you, Drew!
Drew: Flattered, I must say. You got great taste.
Sunrise: We are going to be together forever and ever!
Drew: Uh, no.
Sunrise: Your hair is so fluffy!
Drew: That's nice.
Sunrise: Let's get married.
Drew: No.
Sunrise: Oh, you're so funny! Come on, to the chapel we go!
Drew: Good, Lord.
Sunrise: No, Sunrise—my name is Sunrise, not Lord, silly!
[Sunrise drags Drew off the computer screen to get married.]
Me: Haha, don't worry May. They aren't getting married. It's an act to scare Drew—just don't tell Sunrise, okay?
May: Uh, okay? MKArocks may not own Pokémon but she sure is crazy. Help me!
Things are complicated and we can all agree on that doesn't matter who you are; things are complicated. Not to mention that life sucks sometimes. It freaking sucks and what do we do about it? Well, considering if you are an immature teenager, you might've scream and bang your head up against the head—Kesha style. Hopefully, you are not like that and solve the situation as maturely as you can whilst not receiving a blood curling concussion. And then there's the group that we all know and love every much so (except for Brendan, I've noticed—as an author—that many hate Brendan and thought he was the killer…) but they handled the case in a whole different aspect. Not the Kesha style because that's stupid, don't do that unless you want a headache over another. Let's just say that the group didn't get as much work as they wanted because things got complicated. Very complicated. How? You may ask. You are about to find out.
Judge Me By My Size, Do You?
The group is up at the hotel in the boys' room because the other room was a little…disturbing? Athena and Brendan were hard at work as they desperately try and analyze the blood examples they found in the girls' room but things got a little distracting.
"I'm hungry!" Leaf announced as she lazily lounge on the bed between Gary and Misty. Misty, who was listening to her iPod with one ear piece in one ear and another in Ash's who was on the floor, had looked up and rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, so? Get something to eat," she said and she scrolled through her song selections and chose one. Immediately, Ash started to complain.
"No! Not this song! You know how much I hate this song!" Ash wailed.
Misty's jaw dropped, "What? How could you hate Rio by Duran Duran? It's a great song."
Ash shrugged. "How could you love it? I mean, is it a girl or a boy? They are saying that they are in love with Rio but Rio is a guys' name!"
"It's a girl, you dimwit! They aren't gay! They are not Harley!" As soon as Misty said that, Leaf smirked when she saw Drew and Gary shivered. Misty pressed on the screen, changing the song, exclaiming, "There, are you happy!"
Ash smiled when a familiar tune came on and nodded, happily singing along to the song, "I wanna be the very best! Like no one ever was!"
EXPLOSION!
The entire room jumped at the sudden noise and here came Leaf storming in with ashes all over her and popcorn in her hair.
"We got a problem!" she shrieked.
"Leaf, what did you do!" Athena screeched, standing up and sprinting into the kitchen part of the hotel room. Faintly yet clearly, we hear Athena scream, "Why is there popcorn all over the floor!"
"I uh, sort of, accidentally put in the popcorn for ten minutes?" Leaf said sheepishly. Everyone stared at her oddly. Leaf shrugged. "What? I didn't know how much time to put in."
"There's a button right on the microwave!" Athena exclaimed dramatically.
Leaf let out an intelligent "oh," before looking down at the floor guilty.
Athena rolled her eyes. "Don't worry about it, we'll call cleaning service."
Leaf smiled, all worries had disappeared, "Okay! And food service while we are at it! Pizza?"
They nodded and muttered their agreement and went back to what they were doing beforehand. Leaf grabbed the phone and dialed the hotel's number; she pressed the phone against her ear as she waits for them to pick up.
Gary sniggered. "Remember not to blow the phone up either."
Leaf glared at him and sent a flying book at his head only the aim wasn't even close to Gary's head and hit Ash.
"Ow!"
"There go a couple of IQ points."
"Shut up Oak!"
"No, you shut up!"
"You!"
"You!"
Leaf heard the voice on the other line and tried to place in her order but the woman couldn't understand her. Leaf told her to hold on for a minute and turned to the two fighting.
"HOW 'BOUT YOU BOTH SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK!" Leaf shouted.
The room became silent afterwards.
Cheery, Leaf turned back to the conservation on the phone, "Hi! I would like to order something from the kitchen. Two large pizzas and a liter of ketchup and mustard?" She paused. "Yes, a litter of both ketchup and mustard." Pause "Because it's yummy. Don't you ever just chill and drink some condiments?" Pause "Well, you should. It's very relaxing." Pause "Okay, just send someone up and a maid to clean up some popcorn on the floor! Bye! I love you!"
Leaf hung up on the woman.
"Ketchup and mustard as our drinking choices? Really Leaf?" Brendan said with a sigh.
"Hey, don't hate if you never tried it," Leaf said and sat on the floor besides Gary's feet.
"I have on hamburgers and hotdogs but not by itself," Brendan muttered.
"And what's with the whole 'I love you' thing? Are you trying to expel us from the hotel?" Paul sneered.
"Everyone deserves to be known that they are loved. Even you Paul," Leaf said happily.
"I'm afraid that the feelings are not mutual," Paul said coolly. Leaf stood up and wrapped her arms around him.
"Aw, I know you love me! Even if it's deep," poke "deep," poke "deep," poke "deep," poke "deep, down!" Leaf squealed.
"Ugh, it's like hanging out with dolphins," he said, annoyed, as he pushed her off of him.
Gary tapped on Leaf's shoulder, "Do you love me too?"
"Ehhh…"
Gary's face deflated and sighed, "Thanks Leaf."
"Your welcome."
Leaf smiled and patted his shoulder before going back on the bed besides Misty. Drew stood up and stretched, "Okay, as interesting as that was—I'm going to take a shower."
"We don't care, Drew," Paul said absentmindly.
Drew narrowed his eyes at the grape, "Screw you," and went into the bathroom and turned on the water. Then, Ash cackled.
"I used the rest of his special shampoo! He's gonna be pissed!" Ash exclaimed. They room became stiff.
"You did what?" Athena asked fearfully.
"Gosh, are you deaf? I used his shampoo!"
"Yeah, his special shampoo and you know what happens then?" Paul asked.
"No."
"Imagine a little boy throwing a tantrum in Toys' R Us when his mom refuse to buy him the toy he wanted, "Gary said. Ash paled.
The water switched off and out came a wet, pissed off Drew with only a towel around his waist. He scanned the room carefully, his fist was tightened on the towel too much that his knuckles were albino white. It was either from anger or the fear of losing his only piece of clothing that in loose, mind you, in front of a herd of girls. Probably both.
"Who touched Scarlet?" Drew said through his gritted teeth.
"Paul did!" Ash yelled, pulling fast one and pointing at the grape. Drew's eyes flashed to the grape and sneered at him.
"You touched Scarlet?"
Unable to resist, Gary leaned towards Misty and Leaf and murmured, "That's what she said."
SMACK!
He got backhanded on the cheek. Twice.
Drew grabbed Paul by the collar and forcefully pulled him up to his feet.
"How dare you! Do you want to die, Paul? Touching Scarlet is over the line, Paul, over the freaking line! You are so far past the line that the line is a dot to you!" Drew said, jiggling Paul back and forward.
Paul rolled his eyes, "First off," he shoved Drew away, and said, "you aren't as threatening as you appear to be when you are wearing a towel and second," he pointed to Ash, "he was the one who used it."
Drew scoffed, "Yeah, right. Ash's hair is so out of place that it'll be impossible to fix!"
"Hey!"
"O c'mon, Ash! It's a rat's nest!"
"Still. There was no reason to be mean about it."
Drew rolled his eyes and turned his attention back to Paul, "So, how do you expect me to clean myself if I can't use Scarlet."
"Use the hotel shampoo," Paul stated, sitting back down and put his earphones back in.
Drew gasped, placing his hand on his heart in feigned shock. "Y-you mean c-cheat on Scarlet!"
"It's a shampoo, Drew. Not an actual human girl. Grow a pair, for God's sakes!" Paul snapped.
Drew glared and gave him the finger and stalked off to the bathroom, crying out loud, "Forgive me Scarlet!"
When the door slammed shut, Paul gave Ash the finger. Ash snickered and continued eating a large bowl of Captain Crunch that had magically appeared.
It was only thirty minutes later when the group heard a knock on the door and Leaf squealed. "It's my condiments!" as she went over the open the door. She regretted when she did because now she stood face to face with the only and one Harley.
He glared at her, "Hey ugly, and still ugly as ever, I see."
Leaf's left eye twitched but smirked at him, "Hey gay, and still gay as ever, I see.'
Harley gasped loudly and rolled her—oops, his eyes before storming into the hotel room. He smiled widely and skipped over the Gary. That's right, skipped. He got on one knee and said, "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to combined a happy couple; Harley and Gary." Gary's mouth dropped and out of the corner of his eyes, he saw Leaf with that damn camera in her hands.
"Do you, young and handsome Harley, take this dashing Gary Oak to be your forever husband? DUH!" Harley squealed and placed his hand on Gary's thigh. Athena stifled a giggle. "Garbear, do you take me, your honey-bunny pookie, as your husband? Of course you do!"
"Not!" Gary finished and quickly shoved Harley's hands away.
"But Garbear, we are supposed to be together for ever and ever! I mean, what other choice you have other than that mud monster over there," he whined, pointing a finger at Leaf. "You won't be happy with her! She's a girl and you'll be miserable forever." Suggestively, he added, "I, on the other hand, can give you pleasurable."
Ash choked on his cereal in disbelief.
"I would rather be miserable than with you," Gary said coldly and Leaf gave a small smile at him. He walked over to Leaf and placed his arm around her shoulders, "I suggest you stop stalking me and get lost. I already have my eye on someone else and it is a girl, thank you every much!" He gave Leaf a wink and he saw that she blushed a little.
Soon after that, Harley ran out of the room, crying Bolin style. Leaf laughed as she chased him down the hallway, shouting, "I'm posting this on YouTube!"
Ash poured himself another bowl of Captain Crunch, "Whoa…"
Misty stared at him, "Ash, how many bowls is that?"
"Thirteen."
"How could you eat thirteen bowls of Captain Crunch so fast?" Misty exclaimed.
Ash down another bowl and poured his fourteenth, "Because it's so good!"
Misty rolled her eyes, "Good Lord, help me." Then, she looked around as she noticed that something was missing. "Hey, where's my iPod?"
No one answered.
Misty poked Ash on the shoulder, "Do you have my iPod?" He shook his head. Misty poked him harder on the shoulder, "Where's my iPod?"
He hissed, "Geez, woman, I don't have it!"
Misty frowned, "Well, you had it a minute ago!"
"Yeah, a minute ago. Not anymore!"
"Give it to me, Ash!"
Gary snickered, "Kinky."
SMACK!
Backhanded twice, again.
Misty clenched her teeth and placed her hands on his neck and pressed down on his nerves. "Give me my iPod!"
"Ow! I don't have it!" Ash cried. Mist squeezed harder. "You abusive lady, I don't have your iPod."
Coming into the room was Athena and handed Misty a blue iPod, "Sorry, Misty. I took your iPod by mistake."
Misty released Ash from her clutches and smiled at Athena, "Thanks Athena!"
Athena smiled sweetly and nodded before was being leaded off to the balcony by Brendan. From inside, we hear Ash yelling, "Don't I get an apology!" Followed by a quick "no," from Misty.
Athena laughed, "Oh man, they sure are a funny pair, aren't they?"
Brendan ran his fingers through his hair, nervously, "Actually, speaking of pairs. I've wanted to talk to you. And I know that we are in a puzzle with this whole thing and we should really focus on that but I think we need to talk about where…"
Drew barged in, yelling, "Do you have an extra twenty dollars?"
"Yeah, what for?" Athena asked curiously.
"The food is here and we only have, like, one dollar," Drew said. Brendan handed him the money, quickly, and pushed Drew back into the room.
"As I was saying, I think it's important in any relationship to go through this talk once or twice and it's about time we go through it—"
"We need five more!" Drew called. Brendan chunked his wallet at the grass headed freak.
"Just take it, Drew!" Brendan hissed at him. Drew shrugged and went back inside.
"Is something wrong, Brendan?" Athena asked. Brendan shook his head and smiled at her.
"Nothing is wrong. I'm trying to say something very important when some stupid idiot is keep on interrupting me," Brendan said, a little annoyed.
"No one is now, say what you want to say," Athena replied.
Brendan cleared his throat and took her hands in his, "I like you a whole lot, Athena, and I love how you came out of your shell and left Terra and the others to become your own person. I know that it wasn't easy but I admire you for that. You are my light in the dark, you are the apple of my eye, and I would really love it if we—"
This time barged in was Paul, "Athena! Brendan! Quick! The DNA testing thing is going ape shit and we don't know what to do!"
Athena ran inside with Paul and Brendan sent Paul the dirtiest look in the world and ranted many, many curses.
"For the love of God!" Brendan shouted.
Me: That's it. This was more of a funny chapter but things will get more seriously in the next one.
Drew: I can't believe you made me marry her.
Me: Hey, it's your fault for calling me an idiot. (Turns to readers) Bye guys, remember to review.
