T: Well, now that Watson has left us.
SHADI: It's just you and me.
Long pause, crickets are heard in the background.
T: Can I see your mind?
SHADI: No.
T: Please?
SHADI: No.
T: Please!
SHADI: Fine. But do the disclaimer first.
T: YAY! * Dances in a circle on the floor * I don't own anything! Apology for the short chapters, there's something weird with my DOS computer. One page here is four there. Weird eh?
X Files theme plays
SHADI: The truth. Is out there!
Chapter Five
YAMIS AND WATER DON'T MIX
Yami Bakura stood fiddling with the switches in the cellar. "Heating.. Light.. Electricity.. Water, here we are." A mischievous grin spread across his face. " Its time that Han Solo learned a little lesson." He whispered to himself, flipping the switch and laughing. "What'cha doing Yami?"
Yami Bakura turned around slowly. "Han?!" he exclaimed. "You were expecting another?" Han said, shrugging. "But, You're..." yami stammered. "I got suspicious when I saw you heading down here. I left the shower to the next person in line. Just as I suspected, here you are playing a dirty little joke. Well, I'm going to enjoy this!" Han said with a grimace.
Meanwhile, Tea and leia sat in the kitchen, drinking tea and reading. Yami Yugi was also there, along with Gandalf. "Yami, I'm not a child! I need no constant supervision!" Gandalf said, waving a piece of bread at Yami. "I'm just making sure you don't liquefy yourself." He replied matter of factly. Gandalf grumbled and muttered to himself. A piercing screech filled the room, shattering everyone's eardrums.
"What was that?" Yami asked. They all listened as a door slammed, hard, causing an urn to wobble on the shelf. Gandalf caught it before it fell. Yugi came running down the stairs. "Is everybody alright?" "Yes. Who was that?"
Yami Bakura and Han had heard the screech too. He panicked. "If you're here? Who's in the shower?" "Your ass is gonna fry!" Han laughed, slapping his knee. "Tell me who it was, imbecile, or I'll-" Yami was cut off by a sudden eruption of laughter from upstairs.
Leia giggled loudly, almost falling down the cellar stairs. The others ran down the steps too, and gathered in a crowd at the bottom. Leia was laughing so hard she had to support herself on the railing. Yami nervously counted. "Ryou?" He squeaked. "Right O." Han snickered.
Bakura walked stiffly down the stairs, soaking wet and angry. His eyes burned with malice, and his teeth were clenched. His white hair hung into his eyes, and he flipped it out, wiping the excess water off onto his already soaking jeans, which was all he was wearing. He made his way over to the switches where Yami was standing. He glared, and spat water onto his face. Yami blinked, and stammered apologies.
Han shook with silent laughter. Bakura roughly turned the water back on, and screamed "I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR JOKES AND COMMENTS! GROW UP AND SHUT UP, IT WOULD BE VERY MUCH APPRICIATED!" then he walked away, his long wet hair slapping Yami in the face as he turned around. Everyone slowly made their way back up the stairs, except leia, who was practically in tears.
" Next time, try to plan better." Han said with a chuckle, slapping Yami on the back. He walked away, leaving the white haired tomb robber dazed and embarrassed.
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BOOM BOX: This is a recording. T is reading Shadi's mind right now, so take a few moments to Read and Review. Take a few moments to read and review. This tape will self-destruct in five.
REDNECK: * Shoots Boom box * ain't fast enough. A them noise is upsetting Lurlene and Jim Bob.
The redneck grins, and on his teeth the words " Legolas Comes out of the closet" are seen.
SHADI: It's just you and me.
Long pause, crickets are heard in the background.
T: Can I see your mind?
SHADI: No.
T: Please?
SHADI: No.
T: Please!
SHADI: Fine. But do the disclaimer first.
T: YAY! * Dances in a circle on the floor * I don't own anything! Apology for the short chapters, there's something weird with my DOS computer. One page here is four there. Weird eh?
X Files theme plays
SHADI: The truth. Is out there!
Chapter Five
YAMIS AND WATER DON'T MIX
Yami Bakura stood fiddling with the switches in the cellar. "Heating.. Light.. Electricity.. Water, here we are." A mischievous grin spread across his face. " Its time that Han Solo learned a little lesson." He whispered to himself, flipping the switch and laughing. "What'cha doing Yami?"
Yami Bakura turned around slowly. "Han?!" he exclaimed. "You were expecting another?" Han said, shrugging. "But, You're..." yami stammered. "I got suspicious when I saw you heading down here. I left the shower to the next person in line. Just as I suspected, here you are playing a dirty little joke. Well, I'm going to enjoy this!" Han said with a grimace.
Meanwhile, Tea and leia sat in the kitchen, drinking tea and reading. Yami Yugi was also there, along with Gandalf. "Yami, I'm not a child! I need no constant supervision!" Gandalf said, waving a piece of bread at Yami. "I'm just making sure you don't liquefy yourself." He replied matter of factly. Gandalf grumbled and muttered to himself. A piercing screech filled the room, shattering everyone's eardrums.
"What was that?" Yami asked. They all listened as a door slammed, hard, causing an urn to wobble on the shelf. Gandalf caught it before it fell. Yugi came running down the stairs. "Is everybody alright?" "Yes. Who was that?"
Yami Bakura and Han had heard the screech too. He panicked. "If you're here? Who's in the shower?" "Your ass is gonna fry!" Han laughed, slapping his knee. "Tell me who it was, imbecile, or I'll-" Yami was cut off by a sudden eruption of laughter from upstairs.
Leia giggled loudly, almost falling down the cellar stairs. The others ran down the steps too, and gathered in a crowd at the bottom. Leia was laughing so hard she had to support herself on the railing. Yami nervously counted. "Ryou?" He squeaked. "Right O." Han snickered.
Bakura walked stiffly down the stairs, soaking wet and angry. His eyes burned with malice, and his teeth were clenched. His white hair hung into his eyes, and he flipped it out, wiping the excess water off onto his already soaking jeans, which was all he was wearing. He made his way over to the switches where Yami was standing. He glared, and spat water onto his face. Yami blinked, and stammered apologies.
Han shook with silent laughter. Bakura roughly turned the water back on, and screamed "I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR JOKES AND COMMENTS! GROW UP AND SHUT UP, IT WOULD BE VERY MUCH APPRICIATED!" then he walked away, his long wet hair slapping Yami in the face as he turned around. Everyone slowly made their way back up the stairs, except leia, who was practically in tears.
" Next time, try to plan better." Han said with a chuckle, slapping Yami on the back. He walked away, leaving the white haired tomb robber dazed and embarrassed.
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BOOM BOX: This is a recording. T is reading Shadi's mind right now, so take a few moments to Read and Review. Take a few moments to read and review. This tape will self-destruct in five.
REDNECK: * Shoots Boom box * ain't fast enough. A them noise is upsetting Lurlene and Jim Bob.
The redneck grins, and on his teeth the words " Legolas Comes out of the closet" are seen.
