SHADI: what's this? "If you want to be my intern"?

T: Oh yeah! That's another Parody. It's great.

KAIBA: I've heard that one!

KAIBA & T & SHADI: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I really really really wanna do a young chick! If you want my future, forget my past! If you wanna sleep with me, better cover my ass! Come to the west wing, and we'll spend some time, totally denying and we'll be just fine! I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I really really really wanna do a young intern! If you wanna be my lover, you gotta lie to the press! If Hilary should find out, it will be a mess! If you wanna see the Whitehouse, you must give me sex! You can't tell nobody cause I'm the president! Huh, what'cha think about that? Now let's make a deal. You Sure are cute...heh.. What'd you tell congress, that I asked 'are your breasts real?

You look so tasty, you caught my eye, if you bug our phone calls then I'll say bye bye! If you wanna be my mistress, you gotta keep your mouth shut, You can't tell Janet Reno that I just grabbed your butt! If you wanna be my girlfriend, you can't spill your guts! I know I'll be re-elected, but I still need my sluts!

T: THIS SONG IS NOT OUR OPINION! BUT IT IS FUNNY!

KAIBA: I love that song. Hilarious.

T: Hilarious.

SHADI: You just said you wanted to do a chick! XD

T: I was singing the song, shut up! *Turns her back and pouts*

KAIBA: Nice going.

SHADI: Shut up, disclaimer boy!

KAIBA: Rrrrr… T doesn't own any of the latter, nor does she want to be an intern.

Chapter Nineteen

THE NUN INFESTATION

"Hello All." Yami Bakura said with a smirk, coming into the living room. Tea glared at him, and the others said nothing. "Whatever's the matter?" He asked gleefully.

"I found your little surprise." Tea hissed violently, throwing three dead leeches at his feet. " You think that was me?" He said, with an air of innocence.

"They didn't swim up the drain into the tub!" She screamed. "Now now!" Legolas said. "Bloodletting is a very good beauty secret!" Everyone stared at him.

"Yeah. In how to look and act like a poofter monthly." Han muttered. " Burn!" Yami Bakura said. "Shut up." He replied. Gandalf, not wanting for a quarrel to start, flipped on the television.

"Let's see what's on." He said with a nervous laugh. "Hmm... The Mcdoogle's down three cents." "Mcdoogle?" Yugi asked in perplexity.

" Yes, McDonald's now has it's own currency. It's accepted in many different countries worldwide, Especially In the McNugget Isles."

"Too far they go, yes." Yoda said sadly, and they nodded. " I can remember when Sauron replaced our currency with seashells." Elrond said. "Not something you'd expect from the Lord of Darkness, naturally- Get your hand out of my pocket, Elton!" "You're no fun!" Elton crossed his arms in a pout.

"Hello, I'm Meter Pansbridge, not Peter Mansbridge. We bring you an important news bulletin, entitled, Bad Habit..."

Everyone stopped to listen. "Honestly, who writes these things? Oh, it's you George. How many people are going to know that a habit is what nuns wear? Huh? They're a bunch of halfwits! Our viewers wouldn't know good news if it kicked them in the ass!" Meter Ranted.

Gandalf shook his head. "He used to be such a great anchor, until he found his wife with the weatherman." He switched off the TV, just as the doorbell rang.

"Now who could that be?" Elton said. "How the fuck should I know?" "I was thinking out loud!" "You think?" Shaking his fist at Cartmen, Elton walked over to the front door and pulled it open.

There was a tremendous crash of thunder, which shook the earth, and the rain poured down. A blinding flash of lightning illuminated the silhouettes of their many hooded guests. The flash died away, and the hooded person on the doorstep turned their face to him, smiling from ear to ear.

" Good Night, good Sir. We are the Sisters of Saint Saintly, on our way to the National Nuns convention when our bus broke down. May we pass the next night with you until it is repaired?" She asked in a sweet voice.

Elton looked over his shoulder at the others, who nodded. "Of course." He replied with a smile.

"Bless you, child. Come along, sisters!" She entered the house, and twelve more followed. Elton was just about to shut the door when a sea of black and white robes burst through it, pushing him to the wall. The nuns kept on coming, filling the entire first floor. Elton could barely shut the door.

Yami Bakura, who was breathing heavily and wide eyed, suddenly gave a blood curdling scream and bolted up the stairs, slamming the door to his room.

"That was odd." Han said, clearing his throat. "Anyways, sorry to hear about your predicament, sisters. Feel free to stay with us as long as you like."

A thousand 'Thanks' and 'Bless yous' washed over them like a wave. "Creepy." Yugi said, shivering.

"Well, it's getting late." Leia said, attempting to stretch but knocking into several nuns in the process, murmuring apologies. "We'd better hit the sack. Goodnight." "Goodnight and god bless!" The nuns proclaimed in one voice. "You're right, that is weird." Leia said, turning to Yugi.

"Yami, the nuns aren't after you!" Bakura said soothingly. "Go to sleep!" "I know it, Ryou, they're plotting against me!" "We're talking about nuns here, not ex cons." Yugi said with a yawn. "Bakura's right, there's nothing to worry about."

"Oh, isn't that typical! Who was the only one who believed you about the Colonel, Yugi?" He hissed. "Never mind. I can see I'm not wanted." He spat, getting up and walking stiffly out the door.

Shivering, Yami Bakura sat at the top of the stairs.

"Perhaps they're right. Perhaps it was only that one priestess that was truly evil... Beating me with her ruler when I got the hymn to Osiris wrong. How was I supposed to know it spoke of the Nile and not Bile? Who could memorize that much anyways!" He said to himself.

"I should try to get over it. She's been dead for millennia... I need a drink! Coffee, to be precise. If I can observe these nuns, then I'll know for certain.." He said, carefully creeping down the stairs.

He ducked and weaved through the sleeping nuns, who all stood as still as statues in the living room. He felt the sweat beading on his brow. A few more paces and he'd make it...

He ran, and in his haste bumped into a nun. Her eyes flew open, and as if they were telekinetic, the eyes of every nun in the room shot open, fixated on him.

"Sorry, just going to get a glass of water." He lied. "No, you weren't." One said, stepping up to him. "Does something trouble you, my son?" A second asked, stepping closer. "Nothing troubles me, sister, nothing at all." He said with a nervous laugh.

"Talk to us." The first said with a warm smile. "Yes, tell us!" They proclaimed. "It's nothing, nothing at all!" He said, his chest heaving. Yami Bakura backed up slowly, the nuns still looking at him. His back touched the wall, and there was nowhere else to go.

"You can tell us, yes, tell us!" They all chorused, the black and white robed walls of human flesh closing in on him. Yami bakura uttered one short yelp, and the night was silent once more.

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T: Let's sing the lumberjack song!

Kaiba and Shadi groan.

T: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day! I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, and I go to the lavatory! On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for-

KAIBA: *clamps hand over her mouth* that's enough for now!

SHADI: Up next, Bad Habits, and don't forget to read and review!