T: You know, I forgot how long this story was. It's pretty long, isn't it?
'OPRAH': *Eating a plate of hors d'oeuvres* I'll say.
T: .
SHADI: .
T: *Pushed forward by Shadi* Um... Why are you still here?
'OPRAH': *Continues eating hors d'oeuvres*
T: Oh... Okay, then. Let's get on with it, shall we? Shadi, will you do the honours?
SHADI: T does not own South Park, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, or Yu-Gi-Oh.
T: No bellydance?
SHADI: What?
T: You used to bellydance. A lot.
SHADI: I did, didn't I?
T: What's with that. And what's with Watson, what was that all about?
SHADI: You had a Keystone Kops phase.
T: I had a Keystone Kops phase?
SHADI: You did.
T: Huh... I guess that explains where Charlie Chaplin came from.
SHADI: That is does.
Silence.
T: Man but this story is long though!
Chapter 27
IT COMES TIME AGAIN TO SAY GOODBYE!
Tea sighed, casting a final glance around the empty room, and the hallway with no one in it. The house was silent. Tea had thought right from the beginning that she wanted out as fast as possible, but now that the last week had drawn to a close, it was depressing. She didn't want to leave her new friends behind..
"Well." Yugi said, standing with everyone on the front lawn. "It's been a good run." Yami Yugi nodded, before breaking down.
"I'm going to miss all of you!" He sobbed, grabbing each in a bone-crushing embrace, even Yugi, who laughed.
"You're coming home with me, silly!"
"I got caught up in the moment." He said, wiping away a tear.
"Well, I didn't think I'd ever be saying this, but I'm going to miss all of the practical jokes you played on me, freak." Han sniffed, wiping his nose on his sleeve.
" I'll miss all of your stupid comments, moron. But at least you'll always have that scar on your ass to remember Ryou and me by."
"Awww!" Elton sighed. "That's so cute! And I'm going to miss you, Elrond. Visit me sometime?"
"Well..." He said, blushing as Elton hugged him, but then remembering whom it was. "No!"
"I tried." The British singer said, with a shrug.
"I'm sorry I made all of those pie jokes, pointy hat." Cartmen said, his lower lips quivering. "No, wait, I'm not."
"Well, whatever. It was nice to spend time with you, Cartmen."
"Me too, pointy hat. But..." He paused. "I'm going to miss you most, Clammy."
He hugged Elrond. Elrond smiled.
"You were a little brat, Cartmen. But I must admit, I'm going to miss the way the veins in my head bulged when you angered me."
Silent tears ran down every face, and there was a lot of hugging. Suddenly, a puff of black smoke appeared, none other then the witty phantom standing in it.
"You see? You cursed my name several times, yet this was my intent the whole time." he said, with a toothy grin.
"Yes, I'm sure it was, you nutcase!" Leia hissed.
"I thought you were all-"
"Yes, we're friends now, but you just got lucky." Yami Yugi said sternly.
A lone bead of sweat ran down the phantom's face.
"Well, alright, fair enough, but everything's worked out now and it is for the best, so-" "Well, I don't know." Tea said with a devious grin.
Everyone looked curiously at her.
"What can you do to me?" The Witty Phantom sneered.
"There's someone who wants to say hello. I called her over." She smirked, crossing her arms.
"GINGER SNAAAAAAPS! WHO WANT'S ONE?"
Cartmen snapped a picture as the Phantom's face twisted into the look of horror, disbelief and utter madness that Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' made famous. A smile appeared on every face as a blonde tornado zipped up the driveway, turning circles around the Phantom.
"No... No, it can't be... Not..."
"You're moving back in, and that's a good thing!" Martha gushed, hugging him so tight that his eyes bulged and his face turned purple. "Have a ginger snap! And that's a good thing!"
The phantom tried desperately to shake her off but he couldn't: panic had seized him. In a fit of insanity, he began laughing, and proclaimed:
"Don't blame me! I'm just a pawn to an even bigger evil!"
"Really, which one?" Han smirked.
"An evil so terrible that it was banished to the Beer and Peanut Isles! An evil by the name of …T, Pirate Duke of Leprechauns!"
"That's crazy talk." Yugi said.
"It's true!" He screamed, giving a strangled cry as Martha crammed three or four ginger snaps down his throat.
"Eat up! I've got one thousand and three hundred thirty three left!" She giggled. "And that's a good thing!"
While the phantom fought with his perfectionist captor, Yami Bakura turned to Tea perplexed.
"Why Tea, I didn't think you had such a dark side!"
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'Oprah' is eating hors 'doeuvres. She polishes off three cheese squares- marbled, mellow orange and strong yellow- and a spinach puff. Setting these toothpicks down, she picks up the two that are stuck in a pair of mini pizzas. Five pickled onions, three cherry tomatoes, seven gherkins, three mozerella sticks, eight devilled eggs and six beer-battered shrimp later there are enough to spell out- 'Oprah' belches, scattering the toothpicks onto the floor. T rushes into the room and slides on her knees in front of 'Oprah', holding up a sign that reads: Read and Review.
T: I'll tell you what, I'm not going to miss this artsy crap.
'Oprah' breaks wind.
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